So I just got a 24 hour ban from Facebook for Violating Community Standards, because I insulted the imaginary people of an imaginary country. Which is kinda hilarious.
Long version. About a year ago an author friend of mine was putting up snippets of his alternative history story, in which the fictional country (Neu Saxony) experienced a terrorist attack. One guy thought it was real, and a whole bunch of us ended up having fun arguing on behalf of our made up countries about who was really responsible. It was pretty funny.
I ,of course, came to the aid of noble Krasnovia, a nation of peaceful sandwich makers, who were being falsely accused of these heinous crimes. (We were obviously framed)
So a year later the memory reminder thing on FB is bringing this back up. Another friend of mine created this post:
Remember your brothers killed by Krasnovians. #OnlyGoodKrasnovianIsADeadKrasnovian
Now let me share with you the silliness which ensued, which resulted in my terrible violation of community standards.
- Eudyptes Diabolicus: the media never warns people about the krasnovian menace. I think they’ve been corrupted
- Jarrad E Truog: Eudyptes Diabolicus collusion
- Larry Correia: I am disgusted by your Krasnoviphobia.
- Jarrad E Truog: Larry Correia look man you weren’t there when the Horde cut down my men
- Eudyptes Diabolicus: It’s not a phobia. It’s rational caution
- Larry Correia: Krasnovians are a proud people, known for their fine sandwiches, and genocide, but mostly the sandwiches.
- Cathe Smith: If only they could approach the genocide with the same careful attention to detail that they approach sandwich making.
- Jarrade E Truog: Larry Correia I didn’t think we had a Krasnovian Apologist here.
- Larry Correia: I’m a member KAIR. Krasnovian American I something Relations.
- Jarrad E Truog: I knew it.
- Cathe Smith: Krasnovian American Interfellowship Relations
- Jarrad E Truog: The Neu Saxony princess was murdered by Krasnovian Separatists #NeuSaxonyStrong
- Larry Correia: That’s a conspiracy theory! There were Krasnovian immigrant members of the brave Uhlans lost that terrible day.
- Eudyptes Diabolicus: suicide assassins don’t get to be counted as “lost”
- CJ Hyatt: As a card carrying Mojavian, Krasnovia can ETADIK.
- Jarrad E Truog: LOL
- Harman Meyerhoff: Free Nogovia!
- Larry Correia: It’s sad, just because you invade a country and genocide a bunch of Pinelandians one time, everybody forgets about all the wonderful things Krasnovians have given to the world… like the waffle maker, or… uh… well, several different AK-47 variants.
- Jarrad E Truog: I mean they are Communists so are they really people?
- Cathe Smith: Admittedly, the use of a waffle maker in perpetuating a genocide was a new spin on things.
- Larry Correia: Indeed, those Pinelandian dogs never saw that coming! HA HA! Oh, wait… err… I mean, that was a tragic misunderstanding over a border incident, in which the peaceful Krasnovians were unjustly attacked.
- Eudyptes Diabolicus: Just because those pinelandian scum are scum doesn’t excuse krasnovian aggression
- Cathe Smith: The Pinelandians aggressively planted Pinelandian pine trees on Krasnovian soil.
- Larry Correia: It wasn’t aggression. It was self defense! Our column of T-80s were just minding their own business when set upon by savage Pinelandian villagers.
- Jarrad E Truog: Were they minding their own business in Pinelandia?
And my comment which got deleted for violating community standards…
- Larry Correia: It was a “disputed” area, originally settled by peaceful Krasnovian sandwich makers, and then invaded and occupied by filthy Pinelandian goat rapists.
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So there you go. I’m banned from Facebook for 24 hours. Rest easy everyone, Mark Zuckerberg is on the case! Facebook will not tolerate satirical posts about a bunch of genocidal sandwich makers saying cruel things about people from an imaginary country.
I will admit, when I saw the ban window pop up for my cruel attack on Pinelandians, it was the best laugh I’ve had in a while. 😀
