Self Defense is a Human Right

It doesn’t matter what your lifestyle choices are, there are evil people out there who want you to die for them. Evil doesn’t care about laws. In this particular case we are talking about a subset of ideologically inspired killers so motivated that they weaponize pressure cookers and regularly carry out gun massacres in countries where regular citizens aren’t allowed to own guns.

I already addressed mass killings and all the various regularly proposed gun laws in 2012 after Sandy Hook. This ended up being one of the most widely read articles ever written on the subject. If you want to have an in depth look at these events and how all the regular gun control proposals work, read this first: https://monsterhunternation.com/2015/06/23/an-opinion-on-gun-control-repost/

And everything I want to say about the typical media/government response to these atrocities, I said after San Bernardino:  https://monsterhunternation.com/2015/12/03/guns-and-vultures/

In the aftermath of Orlando, a friend began putting together a list of firearms instructors and regular gun folks who are willing to take anyone—and specifically anyone in the LGBT community—to the range and provide some basic instruction so that they can familiarize themselves with guns for self-defense. That list of instructors is here:

https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1N0_r7Irlhyi94t7IHxhC_jmysFE

If you are an instructor and you would like to help, EDIT: 

Dear everyone: please Please PLEASE contact me via email at erin.palette@gmail.comwith your name, city & state, your best method of contact (email, cell#, IM, webpage, etc) and any other salient info such as instructor certification or if you are a business.Thank you so much!

She will get you on the list. 

That highlighted part above is the important bit of this post, and now I’m going to explain why I think what she is doing is a great idea.

When evil people attack, you can either be in a position to do something about it, or wait for somebody else to come and save you. Being armed and trained doesn’t guarantee your safety any more than wearing a seatbelt doesn’t mean you’ll live through a crash, or owning a fire extinguisher means your house won’t burn down, but it may help.

Please read that first link where I go into detail how mass shootings work and how they usually unfold. We see every time that the best way to end a mass shooting event is an immediate violent response. If that response comes from somebody already present, the body count is usually lower. If the response comes from the police, then there are usually more casualties simply due to the response time.

Carrying a gun isn’t for everybody. Those who decide to don’t need to be Navy SEALs, just speed bumps.

No one is naïve enough to think that merely having a regular person nearby with a gun is a perfect solution. This last event had a lone security guard present, but the attacker still got inside and killed people. Guards have a purpose. They keep the riff raff out, but when you are dealing with a motivated mass killer, a lone posted guard is just an obvious first target. This is where the concept of defense in depth comes into play.

Defense in depth is a military term. You don’t just arm your troops on the front line, because the enemy is going to try and go around where you are strongest, to get to the vulnerable areas behind them. So you also arm your support troops, so no matter where the enemy strikes, they meet resistance.

For us, it is awesome if the Feds nab a terror cell, or somebody tells the local cops about a psycho building a bomb and the cops arrest him before he can use it. But the government can’t stop everything. Evil will inevitably get through those lines and launch attacks. Then the next line of defenders is whichever unlucky bastard happened to be in the way.

Even then, nuts and bolts, once the attacker is past the guards a permit holder may or may not be in a position to help. Gun fights are chaotic. Every one unfolds differently. You can do everything right and still die. You can screw up, get lucky, and survive.  However, guns are a tool that provides options you would not otherwise have. When regular people do fight back during one of these events, they become an obstacle and a complication for the killer. At minimum they are slowed down. At best, the threat is neutralized.

Orlando is yet another example that Gun Free Zones are vile, stupid ideas. The intent is to prevent people from getting hurt. The reality is the opposite. Your feelings on the matter don’t change the results. The vast majority of mass shootings have taken place in areas where regular citizens are not allowed to carry guns.

I’ve seen a lot of people over the last few days saying that the “random good guy with a gun” is a myth. That is foolish simply because we have plenty of examples where a mass shooter was derailed or stopped by the intervention of a random person who happened to be near. Just in my home state alone, which is relatively peaceful, with low crime, a low population, and above average police response time in our urban areas, I can think of several instances where a killer was interrupted or stopped entirely by somebody other than the responding officers.

Sometimes these were regular citizens with concealed weapons permits (KSL shooting, mass stabbing at Smiths) and others they were off duty police officers in regular clothing going about their daily lives who responded first (Trolley Square, Salt Lake Library hostage situation) or even a parole officer who just happened to be at a hospital (Cache) for unrelated reasons, and ended up saving lives.

The identity of the responder doesn’t matter, just that there is one as soon as possible. The important thing is how much time elapses between the beginning of the massacre and the violent response, because that is time the killer is allowed to work unimpeded. In some cases the attack was in a gun free zone and the responders had to leave, go to their vehicles, retrieve a weapon, and then return (Pearl Mississippi, and if I recall correctly the Appalachian School of Law).

Traditionally the gay community has trended overwhelmingly statistically liberal in their politics, with a correspondingly low number of gun owners. But being unarmed also makes you easier victims for evil people. This has to change.

I don’t care what your personal beliefs are, or what your lifestyle is, self-defense is a human right. Take advantage of it. Please.

If you are responsible, and you’ve got the proper mindset, check Erin’s map, go get familiarized with weapons, seek out training, and then get a gun. If you live someplace where it is legal, get a concealed weapons permit and get used to carrying it everywhere you can. People like me are happy to walk you through the process. That way when something bad happens, you might end up in a position to help.

I had some buffoon sanctimoniously lecturing me yesterday that I must want people to live in fear. Quite the contrary actually, I want them to go about living their lives in peace, with the tools to survive if something bad happens. I have health insurance and smoke alarms, but I don’t live my life in fear of disease or fire. With proper training and practice, you can conceal a handgun as easily as you carry your car keys or cell phone. Make it part of your routine.

Fear is normal, and we have it for a reason. The problem is irrational fear that causes you to make bad decisions. You are right to fear murderers, because they exist. That is perfectly rational. Disarming all their potential victims because you are afraid one of them might potentially do something harmful is irrational.

In reality mass killing events are a statistical anomaly. The odds of you being involved in one are minuscule. You are far more likely to be a victim of regular, good old fashioned, non-news-worthy, violent crime, and in those cases a gun is often a great tool. Despite the breathless media coverage to the contrary, violent crime is at the lowest it has been in decades. Pull out a handful of urban areas and statistically America is as violent as Canada. You can guess what the gun control laws are like in those few urban areas.

Bad things will continue to happen. No amount of symbolic—ultimately useless—laws will change that. Like I said above, when bad things happen you can either be in a position to do something, or not.

I have seen a lot of wishful thinking, virtue signaling, and bad ideas bandied about over the last few days. Everything from banning guns (see the first link for details there) to more background checks (this particular psychopath had a clean record, went through multiple background checks, and even got through FBI investigations without being indicted, and was licensed by the government to be one of the armed people supposedly protecting you).

I saw some really outlandish ideas bandied about, including some from another author friend of mine (who will remain unnamed) how his tool for self-defense was a cell phone, which is an ironic statement in the wake of a case where the killer called 911 beforehand. Or how in the future to prevent crime you can take the bad guy’s picture and store it, then nobody will do anything bad because they’ll get caught. Only banks have cameras, yet they still get robbed. And in the case of mass killers, most of them are searching for infamy and think they are making a statement, so they’ll probably smile for the camera, then wait for you to upload it to Instagram, before shooting you in the face.

The Do Something crowd annoys me, because their suggested Somethings are either symbolic incompetent placebos which only harass the law abiding (NFA, GCA, AWB) or have the opposite effect and actually make the problem worse (Gun Free Zones, the multitude of regional regulations disarming law abiding citizens).

But the worst of the Do Something idea is the one where you want to block people from purchasing guns because they are on a secret government watch list. This is a horrible idea.

First and foremost, I thought liberals were supposed to be opposed to secret government watch lists to deprive people of their rights, compiled by unaccountable government employees, with no way to face your accusers, no way to get off the list, and absolutely zero due process. Yeah, I’m sure the government would never abuse such a power. Second, the DHS and FBI guys I’m friends with don’t want to block the legal gun purchases of somebody they have under surveillance, because then all a terror cell needs to do to find out if they are under suspicion is to go try and legally buy a gun. Third, the people who are supposed to end up on this list are suspected terrorists. Often planning and preparing for months in advance, and you think not being able to buy a gun in a store is a challenge?  And none of that stops the homegrown psycho with the crazy pet cause that doesn’t show up on a government watch list.

Whatever your politics, whoever you are voting for this next election, just imagine the hated other side wins. Would you want that man/woman to have the ability to deprive you of your rights because they put you on a secret list? If you’re thinking my sainted man/woman would never do that, but the crooked conniving presidential candidate on the other side would totally abuse such a power, then maybe it is a really stupid power to give anybody.

I hate to break it to you, but prohibited persons try to buy guns through stores all the time, and they get denied by NICS. It is a felony for a prohibited person to knowingly falsify information on a 4473 background check form. Yet the government almost never prosecutes them.

Don’t be naïve, people. You can’t solve evil. We live in a world with violent, awful people in it. And I’m not talking about somebody not wanting to bake you a cake. There are a dozen countries where homosexuality is punishable by death, and the militant, fundamentalist death cult contingent of a major religion thinks the holocaust was a nice warm up.

But I’m not going to dwell on the identity of this particular killer, because fuck that loser. Nobody should ever repeat their names. They want fame, don’t give them what they want. When you find yourself in one of these events, it doesn’t matter if the killer’s motivations are jihad, or racial purity, or his wife left him, or he hates his job, or the voices his head told him to kill people, all that matters in that terrible moment is doing what you need to do to survive, and if you’re capable of it, saving anyone else you can.

It isn’t about guns. Fools and power hungry charlatans make it about the tools. Evil men have killed with fire and fertilizer. They have used guns to kill with impunity in countries where only the government is supposed to have guns, and the only differences between those places and here was the time elapsed before the violent response.

They will continue to kill, because that’s what they do.

Global geo-politics are out of your hands. Most of us can’t do crap about the sad state of entire world. What you can do right now is see to yourself, your loved ones, and your immediate surroundings.

If you don’t have the right mindset to carry a gun, or you don’t think you could shoot somebody, that’s fine. It isn’t for everybody. We are all different. But don’t stand in the way of somebody else who can.

I know a guy who did two tours in Iraq, one of which he saw a ton of combat. He’s calm, rational, clear headed, and from what I understand, a pretty darned good shooter. He’s also homosexual. If this guy, or somebody just like him, had been a patron in that club that night, why on earth would you want that man legally disarmed? Spare me the typical he would just make it worse projection nonsense. No. He’s not you. He’s better than you are.

I’ve seen a lot of cowardly projection over the last few days. Don’t be that guy.  And don’t go the other way and be the macho warrior who would have rushed the killer with his bare hands, because you don’t know what the situation was, and you sound like a trash talking fool.

Regardless of whether you willing to carry a gun or not, at least go learn basic first aid. It is always useful. And after Paris, Boston, Mumbai, San Bernardino, dozens of others, and now Orlando have demonstrated these tactics achieve the desired results and get the coverage terrorists crave, this sort of thing is probably coming to someplace near you soon. When it comes to gunshot wounds and shrapnel from explosions it is all about direct pressure and tourniquets, so learn how.

But I was a firearms instructor, not a paramedic, so I’m going to write about what I do know, and that’s making speed bumps.

Hit Erin’s link. Get trained, get armed. You can’t count on anyone else coming to save you.

Signed Copies of Grunge

Normally I go to Uncle Hugos once a year and sign a ton of books, but no US book tour this year because I already took too much time off for the European tour. But you guys love getting autographed copies of stuff from Uncle Hugos and Grunge is coming out, so I am signing several cases of books and then shipping them there.

http://www.unclehugo.com/prod/ah-correia-larry.php

However, this is just my signature, not Ringo’s. To get his signature you are going to have to track him down in the wild. That said, if you want both of our signatures, the best thing to do is order one of these copies from Uncle Hugo, and take that one to wherever you are going to see Ringo at. Like DragonCon, which I’m not going to be at this year because it is the same weekend as my local Salt Lake City ComicCon.

I’ve got a story in Galactic Games from Baen

I’ve got a story in the new anthology Galactic Games from Baen. It is out now.

This is a sci-fi sports anthology put together by Bryan Thomas Schmidt (who is editing the MHI anthology with me), and it features a bunch of really good authors.

My story is called Shooter Ready. And you can guess by the title that I used the only sport that I’ve ever actually been good at. Only this is future 3gun, and it is the story of the last unaugmented human being to compete in open class against cyborgs, genetically engineered post humans, and robots designed to be SWAT teams by themselves.

I get into the real life mental game of speed shooting, but really, this is a sci-fi story about a man who doesn’t know how to quit. I’m proud of this story.

Bryan asked me if I would be willing to Book Bomb this one, and originally I was going to because I think he puts together some fantastic anthologies, but then I ran up against the rule that I’m not allowed to Book Bomb myself, and I’m in here. BBs are for me to help other writers, and the second I help myself with one, I know it’ll rile up the poo flingers. BBs work because people are enthusiastic and they’ve got a good rep. The last thing I need is a bunch of drooling imbeciles throwing fits because they hate my guts and tainting the concept. Regulars know which bunch I’m talking about.

So this is not a Book Bomb, but consider it a plug. As in go and buy this because it is going to be awesome. Look at that list of names. That’s some serious talent (even if a couple of them don’t like me, they’re still talented)

But come to think of it, this isn’t officially a BOOK BOMB but IF YOU WANT TO SHARE IT I CAN’T STOP YOU. 🙂

Tom Stranger: Customer Service Response Panel

The camera reveals that Tom Stranger is standing behind a podium on a stage.

“Hello, I am Tom Stranger, of Stranger & Stranger Insurance. As an Interdimensional Insurance Agent I often travel across the multiverse, caring for my client’s needs, and providing quality customer service. My job takes me to many worlds, where I deal with a variety of insurance related, sometime apocalyptic crises. Many would consider this…” Tom paused to make quote marks with his fingers, “adventure. However, what unaugmented beings think of as adventure is merely a normal day here at Stranger & Stranger. I do not understand why anyone would chronicle such mundane events, but recently, I was informed that a client of mine on Earth 169-J-00561 documented one of my average work days and created an…” Tom made quotey fingers again, “audiobook. Which apparently on some realities is a book you listen to.”

“We’re number one! Whooo!” Somebody shouted from off screen. “We’re the number one audiobook in the world!”

TOM STRANGER-FINAL-COVER (2)

“Correction, Jimmy. The Adventures of Tom Stranger, Interdimensional Insurance Agent, written by Larry Correia and narrated by President Adam Baldwin, is number one on one particular world. On most civilized worlds it came in a distant second to the eighth Game of Thrones novel.”

“Whatever, dude! Number one! Hear that, Mr. Chang? Number one!”

“Who is Mr. Chang?”

“My high school guidance counselor, man. He said I’d never amount to anything. Suck it, Mr. Chang! I’m in the number one audiobook in the world! Woot woot!”

“Calm your wooting, Intern.” Tom Stranger shook his head sadly at the display of wanton unprofessionalism. “Such frivolity is an example of why I arranged this Customer Service Response Panel.”

“Sorry, Mr. Stranger.”

The camera pans over to reveal that this is a panel discussion. Two humans and a manatee are already seated behind the table, ready to begin. Well, the humans were seated. The majestic manatee floated peacefully in his giant fish tank.

“Though the audiobook about my life has proven extremely popular and successful on Earth 169-J-0056, averaging four and a half stars over two thousand reviews in the last week, I always strive for perfect scores in customer service. That half a star is… troubling. So I have called upon this panel of experts so that we may address these customers’ legitimate concerns. Allow me to introduce our panelists. You have already heard from my intern, Jimmy the Intern. Also joining us is Larry Correia of Earth 169-J-0056, who authored the work in question.”

“Hi.” Larry the Author waved. There was a little bit of sporadic polite clapping from the audience.

“And last, but certainly not least, renowned expert on customer relations, Wendell T. Manatee, CFO of CorreiaTech.”

“Mehwooooo,” Wendell shook his ponderous bulk in greeting. The audience immediately went wild, cheering, and chanting his name. Wendell. Wendell. Wendell. A woman even threw her panties at Wendell’s tank.

Tom waited until the enthusiastic standing ovation for the popular manatee tapered off. “I regret that our narrator was unable to join us on the panel. He said something about filming a ship.” Tom Stranger shrugged. “Let us begin. Mr. Correia, as an accountant—it is good you have retained those skills by the way, in case this writing thing does not work out for you—do you have the statistics?”

“Yes, Tom. We currently have 1,477 five star reviews on Audible.com, where The Adventures of Tom Stranger can still be downloaded for free until June 21st.”

“Of course, the people of your planet would be foolish to not download this fine product for free. But that is not why we are here. How many one star reviews are there?”

Larry the Author hung his head in shame. “There are currently 58 one star reviews.”

“Tsk, tsk. I always strive for tens on all customer satisfaction surveys. Or fives, when a world’s rating system is based upon stars, smiley faces, or stickers. We shall now address these customer complaints.”

Larry the Author had a stack of 3×5 cards with the negative reviews written on them. He began flipping through. “Okay, let’s see… I’m offended, I’m offended, I’m super offended, this was offensive… It’s about twenty five this is funny to every one I’m offended, but that guy is really offended.”

“I see… I believe I know what the problem is.” Tom nodded thoughtfully. He turned to address the camera directly. “I would like to make a formal apology to all of those who I inadvertently offended. Humor can be subjective, and what one person finds amusing, others may not. However some things are never okay to joke about. So at this time I would like to offer my sincerest apology… to dolphins.”

“Wait… What?”

“Yes, Larry. I referred to aquatic mammals as flippant. I said that dolphins were not meticulous about paying their insurance premiums or filling out their claim paperwork. That is a hurtful stereotype, and for that I am truly sorry to the dolphin people.”

“Hmmm… I kind of figured that these were mostly humans offended that I poked fun at their politics.”

Tom scowled. “That makes no sense. Does your world not have Saturday Night Live, stand-up comedy, skit shows, South Park, Jon Stewart, Tina Fey, Seth Rogan, Jon Oliver, That’s My Bush, Judd Apatow movies, the rest of Comedy Central’s programming, Patton Oswalt, Bill Maher, Lewis Black, Stephen Colbert, Janeane Garofalo, or any episodes of the Simpsons featuring Lisa?”

“Flooooooo,” Wendell explained.

“So on this planet it is only acceptable to make fun of some beliefs, but the predominate belief system held within your entertainment industry is sacrosanct?” Tom thought the manatee had to be pulling his leg. “Good one, Wendell. No. It has to be dolphins. Moving on to our next complaint.”

Larry the Author read from the next card. “It was vulgar.”

“All things considered I found R. Lee Ermey to be remarkably restrained.” Tom stated.

“Fleeeeeeeeerp,” Wendell agreed. He was a huge Full Metal Jacket fan and could practically recite the opening boot camp scene from memory. The manatee showed them his War Face. “Hoooon.”

“A fantastic impersonation, Wendell. Regardless, I will pass this concern onto Secretary of Defense Ermey. Next card.”

“Some of the humor was dated, and made jokes relating to pop culture as far back in ancient history as the eighties.”

“Hope that dude never watches Family Guy,” Jimmy muttered.

“Silence, Jimmy. The customer is always right, even when they are being absurd. Also, he will want to skip Deadpool. Next card, Mr. Correia.”

“There was too much profanity. Now this one is interesting, Tom, and I’ve got the numbers here. We used no F bombs. Twice we used the word BEEP.” Larry paused, confused. “Is the panel being beeped if we use bad words now?”

“I thought it best to not cause further customer anguish,” Tom explained.

“Hang on. I gotta test this,” Jimmy interjected. “BEEP BEEP motherBEEP BEEP sheep dip! Man, that was awesome!”

Larry the author looked at his stats. “That’s going to make reading these off a challenge. Okay, we used BEEP six times, uh… That’s the naughty word for a butt.”

“What kind of lameBEEP BEEP is that?” Jimmy asked.

“We used crap eleven times… Wait, no beep? Okay, apparently crap is cool. H E double hockey sticks a whopping seventeen times, but in our defense that was an actual geographic location in the story. There you go, Tom.”

“You must explain this one, Mr. Correia. Your customer service failings are not upon my head this time.”

“As a writer, language is your art, and words are your tools. You choose the best tool based upon the impact you are trying to achieve. Sometimes bad words are funny.” There was a scattering of half-hearted applause from a couple members of the audience.

“MeewhooBEEPoooBEEPeeeerBEEPBEEPfloooBEEP”

The audience laughed uproariously at Wendell’s profanity laced, George Carlin like rant. The manatee was killing it.

“There you have it. I don’t think anyone can argue with such keen observational humor. Next one star.”

“There’s accusations that you are some sort of idealized libertarian superman.”

“Obviously you are mistaken. As an insurance agent I am above petty partisan politics and only care about providing quality customer service. That customer must have been speaking about President Baldwin.”

“Yeah, that guy is pretty awesome,” Jimmy agreed.

“Fleeeeeerp,” Wendell added, because he mostly knew Adam Baldwin as Animal Mother. “Mooo.”

“You heard the manatee, Mr. Correia. Next card.”

“It is apparent that Larry Correia hates people like me.”

“Sheesh, friggin’ dolphins,” Jimmy said. “You guys need to chillax already.”

“Flooooeeeeeeerp,” Wendell said, making quote flippers when he mentioned audiobooks.

“Card us, bro!” Jimmy shouted.

“Uh, this one is a direct quote, the story lacks in every dimension.”

“Hmmm…” Tom was puzzled. “Do you think they mean that literally, or was it an attempt at humor regarding the existence of multiple dimensions? Regardless, the customer is always right. Bad writer. Bad.”

“Sorry, Tom. Up next, we have a few about what awful ego stroking it is for an author to insert himself into a story… That’s kind of a funny one Tom, as I didn’t exactly cover myself in glory back there, and I spent most of my time getting my BEEP kicked.”

“It does not matter. The customer has spoken. An author putting himself into the narrative is never okay. In the future you should strive to be more professional, like Stephen King or Clive Cussler. Is that all of the negative comment cards?”

“It appears so, Tom. I got a couple that said I must be a Trump fan, and that’s just hurtful.”

“Indeed. Well there you have it, gentlecustomers. Thank you for attending this Customer Service Response Panel. We apologize for this utter failure of customer service, and will endeavor to make up that half a star in the future.”

“Peace out,” Jimmy the Intern said.

“Hooooooon.”

“Until next time, you are in strange hands with Stranger & Stranger.”