Another one for your amusement, fresh from the Book of Faces- Jack
Read both comments for a fascinating look into the psychology of my haters. đ The first is from this attempts instigator, the second is from one of my dumb stalkers.
From the people who sent this to me:
IT WAS DEVIOUS AND UNDERHANDED OF CORREIA TO CAUSE ME TO ATTACK HIM AT A MOMENT WHEN HE WAS GETTING A LOT OF ATTENTION AND THEN NOT CRUMBLING TO MY RIGHTEOUS WHINING
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Letâs think this through logically for a second, even though logic never causes the cranks to slow their roll.ďżź
If this was all my clever Skeletor/Cobra Commander level plan, why wouldnât I have forced them to attack me the week before release week instead of the week after, when it would have made the most difference? Thatâs very sloppy for a chess master such as myself.
Oh wait. I had no control over when MarsCon announced me as a guest. Whoops. Next month. Close enough!
And if I can trick the perpetually offended into throwing a tantrum on demand, wow, that seems like it would say a lot more about them than me! But anywaysâŚ
That was so clever of me to provoke them into screeching outrage within a month of a new release with an announcement I had no control over about me agreeing to be a guest at an event a year from now.
I should probably pre-schedule their outrage for my next book releases in April and October more carefully.
Oh yeah, if you think about it, since unlike most of my detractors I actually produce books rather than just whine about them on the internet, so Iâve usually got some product coming out three to five times a year to promote. So if social justice mob outrage within a month means free promotion⌠there is literally no time where they can scream about me where I donât benefit.
Holy shit. I am brilliant.
But wait. There is one way these people can test this theory. They could just LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. đ
Yep. Thatâs the flaw in my super devious plan. I canât profit off their endless screaming about me, if they never scream at me again.
They should totally test that out. For like, forever.
“If this was all my clever Skeletor/Cobra Commander level plan”
Dang it, Larry. You made me read the remainder of your post in Cobra Commander’s voice.
“Thatâsss very sssloppy for a chessss massster sssuch as myssself.”
When are you going to start using your mind control powers for good rather than evil?
More like his Spreadsheet level plan…
Nice shout out there!
“So if social justice mob outrage within a month means free promotion⌠there is literally no time where they can scream about me where I donât benefit.”
So, a Xanatos Gambit
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XanatosGambit
Ah yes, the camel flop. A creature (can’t bring myself to call it a man) unwilling to concede that human beings have a right to defend themselves from violence. Surely the lowest form of life on Earth.
Also a featured contributor at the Vile hive of scum and villainy, which says much about that place.
Still, it is nice to see the Streisand Effect working as it should.
He’s basically a smarmy little git that has made a career of Sucking Up To Teacher. Brainy Smurf but with the charm, or brains for that matter. A poser who wrongly thinks that his Slime Mould Rhetorical Style (it wiggles, it jiggles, it squirms!) to be a mark of a superior intelligence.
This is ALL SO fabulous!! I LOVE it!!
It’s the similar catch-22 that MSM faces vis-a-vis Trump as well — they’re all going ‘Tango Uniform’ without him, but if they DO cover him, well then, he gets coverage! Hmm, such is the leftist lunatic’s dilemma!!
PLEASE can’t they all just spontaneously combust soon? Pretty please!
“But wait. There is one way these people can test this theory. They could just LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. đ
Yep. Thatâs the flaw in my super devious plan. I canât profit off their endless screaming about me, if they never scream at me again.”
Ah, but that’s part of your genius, Larry. You HAVE to know they are completely incapable of leaving wrongthinking people alone, particularly on social media! It’d be like a tick not sucking blood, or a politician not lying, it’s to much a part of who they are to NOT do it!
Hmmm, we _could_ pull it off if _I_ shaved my head, packed sixty pounds back on, and wrote a book every seventeen minutes and… hold it… Okay, I see the problem…
And ultimately, it’s the mindset of abusers.
“Baby, why you make me hit you like that?”
“Metricula” is a Death Betty goth tranny, isn’t it?
Bravo, sir! Four-D chess, AND they’re paying you rent for the space you occupy in their minds.*
*Assuming they have minds, and not simply two synapses, the activation of which triggers the Screech Reflex.
So… when the screeching reaches a crescendo, that’s when you’ll receive your Nobel Peace Prize for your brilliant reconciliation of the Krasnovian Battle-Nuns and the proud Pinelandian Pancake-makers?
Personally, I feel the recognition should have come much sooner. #FreeLarry
Meretricious Marxist Robespierre and Camazotz FlappyTongue remind me of the Beavis and Butthead episode where Beavis was arrested for being the “Hippie Ripper” from the ’60s. When the police were asked how he could have committed murders that took place decades before he was even born, the answer was “He’s very clever.”
“The nerve of these people who won’t let me harass them in peace!”
I was doing some updating on the wiki and I noticed someone was trying bring up sad puppies again.
These people just can’t move on and be happy.
It’s what they do. Complaining about things that won’t change is their reason for existing.
Cam and logical thinking are two mutually exclusive terms.
Always has been.
Same with China Mike and the rest of the 770 vile minions.
I think these people have this fantasy that if they call Larry enough names he will suddenly see the light and get rid of all of his guns and renounce his evil ways and join the libs movement. Maybe change his name to Lorretta and write poetry.
Anyone else getting slammed with spam on any reviews on Corriea’s books?
I’ve been spam free for months, close to a year and suddenly my various reviews of Correia’s books are getting a lot of nonsense spam thrown at them, every day.
Rowling still has Larry beat. All she needs to do is say men aren’t women once, and they’ll make her new products frontline news.
But Larry has Rowling beat where it matters: he’s not a Mercedes Marxist scumbag whining about getting bit by the rabid retards she’s fed for years.
On the other hand, Leftist autophagy is always entertaining.
Just so we all know the type of midwit the camel flop really is, today on his bog of stupid he’s seriously making the argument that a Chinese Room is “sentient”.
You’ll want to go look up the Chinese Room thought experiment to refresh your memory on the Turing Test and all that AI stuff, so you can really appreciate the hilarity of this tool posing as some kind of aesthete scholar.
Are we sure this guy isn’t a chatbot? đ
A true master of word jello salad.
A true intellectual giant.
(sarcasm if it’s not obvious).
Make sure to foster the “cultural appropriation” rage around April 1. Maybe a photo in a costume?