January 22nd, 2018, Florida.
Vast crowds of manatees are lining up in preparation for tomorrow’s Audible release of A Murder of Manatees, starring Interdimensional Insurance Agent Tom Stranger, narrated by former President of the United States, Adam Baldwin, and written by some minor author.
There is a festive mood among the manatees camped out in line. Record crowds are expected at theaters across Florida’s waterways. A Murder of Manatees is expected to break all box office records among aquatic mammals.
In the foreign market, humans and other land mammals will be able to download A Murder of Manatees from Audible.com tomorrow, but it is available for preorder now at this link: https://www.audible.com/pd/Sci-Fi-Fantasy/A-Murder-of-Manatees-Audiobook/B077K4XXKV?ref=a_a_search_c3_lProduct_1_1&pf_rd_p=e81b7c27-6880-467a-b5a7-13cef5d729fe&pf_rd_r=7TZ6Z0HQ232XAEX3ECPT&
“Flooooooo” Cynthia P. Manatee replied when our reporter asked about how excited she and her children were to see A Murder of Manatees on the big screen. “Mooo,” explaining how this would surely make up for the let down she experienced after camping out for The Last Jedi, a sentiment shared by many manatees, and backed up TLJ’s dismal performance at the underwater box office.
Many manatees were dressed in festive costumes, cosplaying as their favorite characters from the Tom Stranger series.