What do you get for the hard to shop for man in your life? Out of ideas?
How about a samurai war club?
Because nothing says Christmas like a 14 pound stick that could brain a walrus.

This is what my kids got me. It is completely impractical. It is ridiculously huge. I have no idea what I’m going to do with it. It is totally awesome. 🙂
Somebody on Facebook called it “bedazzled lumber”. Indeed. Iron Guard Toru tried to kill Jake Sullivan with one of these in TGC: Spellbound. (only his was made out of steel and weighed 80 pounds, but I don’t have super powers, so I’ll stick with wood). I’m hard to shop for, so massive props to my children for thinking outside the box.