Transformers 2 script

After posting about how much Megan Fox sucks and wants ya’ll to just die already, my buddy Rabbit sent me this. It pretty much sums up Michael Bay’s awesome style.  Warning, Mr. Bay’s doodles may not be work safe if you are a nun or teach 4th grade or lower.

That said, if Michael Bay showed up on my doorstep and said here is a giant sack of money with a dollar sign on it, and I want to buy the rights to one of your books, my “artistic integrity” can go to hell. I’m taking the money. I can always write more books.

California can go to hell. Go to hell and die!
Excellent sample chapter

2 thoughts on “Transformers 2 script”

  1. The comment thread flame war following the article is an epic in and of itself. I can honestly not decide which made me laugh harder.

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