More Hope & Change

So, even though it is illegal, it looks like the Census will be moved from the Commerce Department to the Whitehouse. That way Rahm Emmanual can control it.


I’m positive that this will show that the population of the Red States has declined sharply and the Blue States population has simply exploded, necessitating a great big shift of congressional seats.  Of course, this doesn’t mirror reality at all, since the fastest growing cities in America are all in Red States, but we won’t let reality hold back Hope and Change.


Can you imagine if George Bush had done this so that Karl Rove could control the Census? There would be so much wailing and gnashing of teeth from the media that you couldn’t possibly miss it. I only heard about this because of talk radio, you know, the one that needs to be controlled with a new Fairness Doctrine.


So, Obama has only been in for a month, and he’s already proposed the biggest pork bill ever, nominated a cabinet full of tax evaders, and now he’s taking dirty politics to a whole new level by turning the US Census over to his own personal Rasputin.


There is also talk of Washington DC getting two senators… Yep, because I remember that part of the Constitution. This is the city that reelects its mayor after catching him on video smoking crack with hookers.


We’re so screwed.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
More Daddy State

6 thoughts on “More Hope & Change”

  1. Oh, puuh-leeze. He’s not going to jack up the counts in all the blue states and drop them in all the red states.

    Just the ones where the counts are already close enough to cause an increase in Representatives in that blue state and a drop in that red state. You know, they do the math and it comes out to one rep for each 760,000 people. If a blue state had 7,610,000 people, you know they’ll find a way of statistically dropping that down by 10,001 so they don’t *quite* qualify for that 10th congressman. If they actually had 7,585,000 people to begin with you can be pretty sure they aren’t going to try to hide 750K people in order to drop their count down to 8. That’s too big a number to get away with. This time.

    He wouldn’t want it to be too obvious, now would he?

  2. I think politicians figure we are not electing representatives to Washington but Overseers. We used to be a Representative republic but now we are a Democracy where we elect our dictators. Shame!

  3. Hey, Larry, I got your voice mail. I got an email from you too, I replied, but I’m not sure if you got the reply. But, yeah, the address is a good one for me. I’m glad you liked the movie. If you want a Zom-B-Gone uniform, that name patch and company path I put in the DVD case is from the actual costumer for the movie. 😀

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *