I’ve been listening to the Democratic National Convention. No, I can’t explain why. Maybe it is to fuel my boundless rage… Maybe I’m just a masochist… Maybe I’m the guy that just can’t help buy stare at the carnage as you drive past a car wreck on the freeway.
All I know is that I actually hate these people. Don’t get me wrong. I don’t hate rank and file democrats. Most of you, the sane ones anyway, who aren’t hugging trees, or protesting Marine recruiters, are probably as sick of your party apparatchik as I am of mine.
But I hate the democrats in charge right now. Holy crap, what a bunch of nut-logs.
Okay, Barack Obama, who’s the #1 most left wing liberal in the senate, picked the #3 most left wing liberal in the senate, to be his running mate. Wow. Big tent there.
Joe Biden wrote the first assault weapons ban. People of Ohio and Pennsylvania and Michigan, please keep that in mind as Obama tells you that he’s not going to push for any new gun laws. Oh yeah, he’s going to let all of us “typical white people” just keep “clinging to our guns and religion.” No problem there.
Barack Obama actually thought it was okay for you to try to abort a baby, and if it came out alive during the partial birth abortion, to just let it die. Don’t take my word for it. He’s the only person in the entire legislature of one of most corrupt states in the country who actually thought that was just swell. Heck, it’s one of the few things he actually took a stand on. Whoops, this one’s still alive. That’s okay, let’s just leave it here for awhile until it dies. Pesky little brat.
Yeah, we sure wouldn’t want those kids to grow up in poverty with unhappy familes… ‘cause that wouldn’t be kind. Well, listen up douchebag, I grew up in poverty with an unhappy family, and I’m still pretty damn glad that nobody cracked my skull open and wire-whisked my brains because I was inconvenient for to my mom.
I’ve disliked politicians before. I thought Bill Clinton was a scumbag, but I had to respect him as probably one of the best politicians of all time (that’s actually not a compliment). I thought Al Gore was insane. I thought John Kerry was a pathetic shell of a man. But I actually think I hate Obama.
And I’m no Republican shill. I think George Bush was domestically weak, not a true conservative, but I could admire his stance on killing terrorist scumbags. I think John McCain is basically a middle of the road democrat, but at least he’s a grown up and not-a-Marxist.
But Obama? He’s a man who’s basically done nothing in his life. He has no experience, gives a good speech off the teleprompter, but then chokes like an idiot when he’s not scripted.
When asked a very difficult question, he replies with, “that’s above my pay grade to answer with any specificity.”
Pay grade? Friggin’ pay grade? You want to be the President Of The United States of America. What pay grade is above you? Do you need to consult with George Soros first?
Well, part of the problem was that the question was about when life actually started. John McCain clearly answered after less than a second with what he thought. Since Barack thought that a kid who was born alive and breathing actually didn’t have civil rights, and could just be left to die, then I could see why he might be a little hesitant to actually answer the question.
Every time he opens his mouth, he’s got another proposal for another idiot program where government gets to be our dad. I’ve still not seen anybody in the regular media dare to ask him about what he meant with his Civilian National Security Force. But since ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, and every major newspaper in the country’s reporters are too busy providing him oral sex during the interviews, it might be hard to get to those tough questions.
But NOOOO… foolish right winger, there’s no media bias. (see, that’s why all the reporters are wearing PURPLE during the convention, I kid you not). There’s no bias. That’s why when I’m buying my friggin’ Slurpee at 7-11 and look at the magazine rack, ¾ of the magazines have Barack Obama on the cover, none have John McCain, and Rolling Stone doesn’t even have a caption or any words, they’ve just got a picture of Barack with his little smile, and they’re worshipping him like he’s Jesus. (Rolling Stone got Jesus and Kayne West mixed up last year though, so you’ve got to give them a little slack). The only magazines he wasn’t on the cover of was Guns & Ammo and Monster Truck Weekly.
There’s no media bias. So how many of you turned on the regular news and caught that the Zogby poll had McCain leading for the first time? You know, the Zogby poll, which has been the most reliable one in the country for like the last 16 years in a row? Yeah, that one. No? You didn’t see that? SHOCKING… But I bet you did see that McCain owned a bunch of houses. Yeah, big mean rich people, what with their buying houses instead of donating all their money to crack whores. How many houses does Ted Kennedy (who in the words of the press “electrified” the convention) own? Nancy Pelosi? Naw… Barack only owns one really big house which was paid for by a mobster in exchange for purchasing votes and sweet Illinois contracts… But I should just stop with my crazy talk. Stupid mean Republicans.
I listened to Bill Clinton’s speech tonight. Now my head hurts. If anybody out there is a student of history, or you actually paid any attention and have a memory longer than that of a fruit fly, you would know that he flat out LIED and just rewrote history. No problem. Don’t worry, he’ll get a pass.
My business is suffering because my customers are paying $4 a gallon for gas. Every business in the country is suffering because of this. America is suffering. We could lower the price of oil within 24 hours if the Democrat Congress would just vote on the stinking energy bill, but Nancy Pelosi sent everybody on VACATION, that way the Dems couldn’t vote and be held accountable by their constituents.
But somehow, this is all the Republican’s fault, because the news said it is.
The sad thing is that the Republican’s are all such spineless pansies that they’re preparing for a defeat in congress and the senate.
Hammer home the fact that we’re getting raped at the pumps while the democrats take a 5 week vacation from voting on energy. Hammer home the fact that their nominee thinks that it is okay to take a baby that was born alive and let it die, because hell, you tried to kill it, little bastard was just tough. Hammer home how their VP thinks banning all guns in America is an idea “whose time has come”. Point out how their nominees entire message to beat Hillary was about pulling out of Iraq, only to get to right now, and- whoops-we’re winning, never mind. (which by the way, go to hell Harry Reid you worthless sack of shit for saying that we’d already lost. Eat crow you son of a bitch).
These things should be a no-brainer. Just because the press is against you doesn’t mean we’re going to lose. SCREW THE PRESS. All of us out here with any intelligence quit paying attention to them awhile ago.
We should take these issues, sharpen them to a point, and then stick them in, and break them off. Republicans, quit trying to be Democrats. Grow a spine and take a stand.
The other day I saw a bumper sticker. It said:
Aw, F**k it.
The less repulsive of the two democrats running.
Now that is a campaign slogan that I can get behind. I’m no McCain fan, but he’s a better man that Obama. In the next couple of days I’m going to see if McCain picks a running mate that doesn’t totally suck. That would actually be kind of nice. It would be really cool if he picked an actual Republican or something, but I’m not going to hold my breath.