Friend of mine publishes his first article

John Shirley has an article in this month’s SWAT.

John is on my blogroll, and he’s one of the coolest people I know.  Army vet, martial arts affacionado, and all around good guy, the only thing I disagree with him on is a certain movie that I reviewed and really liked that he then checked out and hated, but hey, nobody is perfect, and the vampires did make a lot of needless screaching noises.  (so valid point, John).

FBMG Christmas Sale

I’m doing a killer sale on FN pistols and Stag.  Check my official business blog for details if you’re interested.

 I don’t make much money when we do a Christmas sale, but it makes people really happy, and it gets them into my shop.  Last year we came across a case of new in the grease, Bulgarian milled SLR AKs.  We sold them for $450 each.  That helped a lot of people have a merry Christmas.   A year later and I still have people calling me to find out if I still have those.  Uh… nope. 

STI Group Buy

I normally do these about once a quarter, but I’m doing this one a little early in celebration of STI giving California the finger.  They already weren’t selling to California’s regular people due to the idiotic drop testing rules, but they were still selling to law enforcement, but after microstamping passed, not anymore.  I believe this is either the 5th or 6th time we’ve done this group buy, and they’ve all been successful.


STI pistols are excellent.  Their single stack guns stack up or beat anything Kimber or Springfield has to offer, and on this group buy, I can get them to you at Kimber level prices.  STI’s double stack guns dominate competition pistol shooting for a reason.  I’ve got a lot of guns, but my STI Tactical is probably the gun that I shoot the best. 


This is how it works.  Pick any gun and options at and then e-mail me at larry AT  for a quote.  We will arrange payment via e-mail.  I can take checks, money orders, or credit cards. 


I’m offering STI pistols at killer prices. By ordering them in bulk, I get a super discount, and I can pass that along to you. 


I’ll be taking orders until December 1st.  At that point I’ll turn the order into STI.  Some guns are in stock and will ship immediately.  Most guns have about a 10 week turn around time from STI at this point in time.  So ETA on shipping to you would be early February. 


Unlike a lot of group buys, I don’t need any sort of minimum number of orders to proceed.  Basically anything I fall short on, I just buy more store stock inventory to reach the quantity necessary.



STI tells California to go to hell

STI totally rocks.  


They have just announced that they will no longer be selling anything to California because of the idiotic Micro-Stamping law that just passed.  Now STI hasn’t been selling in California to regular folks because of the stupid “drop tests”. (when the mafia runs a similar program, it is called extortion).  But they have been selling to California law enforcement.  But not anymore.


Barrett did something similar a few years ago when California banned .50 BMG rifles.  LAPD had a few Barretts that needed fixing, and Barrett told them to go to hell.  So that’s two companies down, about a hundred more to go.  But every time a manufacturer stands up to a horrible law like this, it sends a message to the other manufacturers.  I think everyone needs to reward those that will take a stand, because that will force the others to take a real hard look at their own policies.


I applaud STI for this.  I’m already one of their dealers, and this makes me proud to associate with them. 


Sure, STI and Barrett are not giant companies, but every time anybody stands up to a bad law, it’s a good thing.  If a bunch of people buy STI Spartans or Trojans instead of a Springfield, S&W, or Kimber because of this, it will force those larger companies to examine their own policies of selling to a state’s cops things that the regular folks can’t own.  (I’m not exactly holding my breath on HK on this one, because remember, you suck, and they hate you).


STI is actually one of my favorite companies to deal with.  I get to work with a lot of different manufacturers, and STI has always been a pleasure.  The sales staff and customer service is top notch, and their products rock to a shockingly high degree.


Personally, I have a 4.15 Tactical.  It is one of my favorite guns.  When I’m on, I can run that thing like a jackhammer.  It is extremely accurate, has a great trigger, holds so many rounds of ammo that I lose count, and has yet to malfunction. 


I’ve done a couple of STI Group Buys off of and will probably be doing another one as soon as I get some more details on their new imported polymer pistols from Slovakia.  If you’ve been thinking about getting a high quality 1911, let me know, because I give a really screaming good price on the group buy.

Movie Review: Black Sheep

Black Sheep is set New Zealand, and is a serious, cautionary tale about the dangers of tampering with nature.  It is thoughtful, timeless, and is a wonderful film for people of all ages.


Nah…  It is a movie about killer sheep.  Seriously.  Killer Sheep.  Genetically mutated, flesh-hungry, pack-hunting, freaks of nature.  But now you have to ask yourself, how friggin’ awesome is that?   If you answer pretty awesome, you should see it.  If you say that sounds stupid, then don’t watch it, because then I don’t want to listen to you complain later, because the movie is about killer sheep, so you can’t honestly say that we didn’t tell you so.


Now personally, I thought Black Sheep was great.  I won’t waste your time telling you about the plot, because fundamentally there isn’t a real big one.  Greedy farmer does genetic experimentation to build a super breed of sheep, environmentalist morons (I know, that’s a stretch) accidentally free a botched mutant, botched mutant spreads the mutation to all the other sheep, fun ensues, and weresheep.  Yes, you read that correctly, Weresheep.  My spell checker doesn’t even know what to make about that word. 


I watched this last night, and I laughed out loud a bunch.  I’ve dealt with sheep when I was a kid back on the farm, so watching the dumb little grass-maggots get blown up, shot, or run over was fine by me.  Sheep are just so… puffy.  So having them turn into insane killing machines was just great.


I went over to IMDB to get the link for this movie, and while I was there I read the reviews.  Man, people are just dumb.  Some people watched it, and then complained because the movie was cheesy and unrealistic.  Dude, you rented a movie about killer sheep… What the hell did you expect?

 Idiot (thinking to himself while wandering listlessly through Blockbuster):  I’m going to rent a movie.  This one says it is about killer sheep.  I fully expect this movie to be filled with biting social commentary, Woody Allen style humor, high production values, and perhaps a serious discussion of global warming and how George Bush is bad.  I haven’t seen the review in the New Yorker yet, but I’m certain that since it is about killer sheep, it will be winning several Oscars.  Hmm… it is either this or that latest Robert Redford movie about how America sucks.  I’ll go with the killer sheep.

Idiot (posting a review on IMDB after the shocking revelation that the killer sheep movie is actually about killer sheep):  This movie sucks and is lame!  Save your money! There is fart humor and references to people having sex with our animal companions.   Boo! 

So if you have realistic expectations, you should see this flick.  If you love monster movies, see this immediately.  It is good, cheesy, fun in the same vein as Bad Taste and Dead Alive, thank you again New Zealand.