Larry’s been arguing about shooting with people a lot for the last week or so. It’s funny as hell watching them claim ‘he doesn’t understand shooting.’ -Jack

I’m working on a new shooting drill. It’s called the Internet Bad Ass.

Step 1 – Place old washing machine target at 5 yards. (If anyone asks tell them it was at 25 yards)

At the go signal (since there is no timer, just kinda go when you feel like it) draw from your fanny pack and hip fire in the general direction of the washing machine as fast as you can spasmodically jerk the trigger. (Chamber empty optional, but encouraged)

Scoring. It’s all vibes man. The real score is the friends we made along the way. Minus 10 points if you actually pick up your trash. Plus 10 points for every wrongful death lawsuit against you.

Step 2 – When you see strangers having a discussion about shooting on the internet be sure to barge in and yell at them about how bad ass you are.

IMPORTANT SAFETY WARNING – do not record video of you running the Internet Bad Ass drill. Presenting any evidence of your claimed skill is an immediate DQ.

The Prize – you can pretend your father is proud of you for once.

EDIT –

During Step 2 you get ten bonus points if you shout any of the following-

– I qualified expert

– I been shooting my whole life

– It works for me

– anything about “mindset”

BONUS – if those are posted in all caps you get 2X points.

A brief update-

Right now I’m working on MHI. Specifically the collaboration with Les Johnson for another memoirs book involving space aliens.

In the immediate queue I’ve got Academy of Outcasts #3, MHI #9 (Monster Hunter Trespass), and then American Paladin #2.

I just finished the edits for American Paladin. My next releases are the Monster Hunter Files 2 anthology of short stories in March, Magic & Bullets (Academy of Outcasts #2) in May, and I believe American Paladin is also May.  

My current releases are Heart of the Mountain which just came out in audio, and Dust Sacrifice (the AmPal graphic novel) is shipping now.

There are other collabs also in the works, Jason Cordova is working on the sequel of Monster Hunter: Fever, and Steve Diamond is working on the sequel to Servants of War. There is also going to be a graphic novel adaptation of Gun Runner (and the art for it looks amazing).

Trying to balance all this stuff, my original plan was to write MHI #9 and #10 (Omega) back to back to complete the Owen storyline, but I don’t know if I’m going to be able to do that as I’m not good at spending too much time working on one setting, and I really need to nail that ending.

Before the FAQs (I get these same questions every time I do an update post), would I like to write more Grimnoir, Tom Stranger, and Lost Planet Homicide? Absolutely. I just don’t know when that’s going to get squeezed in yet. Will there be more MHI universe after Omega? Yes. That’s just the end of Owen’s story arc that began in MHI, but as demonstrated by things like Alpha, Nemesis, Guardian, and Memoirs there are plenty of others stories to tell there. And sadly no, there will not be more Malcontents ever, because that’s out of my hands, I don’t own that IP, that was work for hire.

And the worst frequently asked question of all (which is really more of a perpetual whine) here’s my perpetual answer: I’m terribly sorry that I’m working on (the series you despise) rather than (the series you love) and yes, even though I claim to write different things at different times for logical business or creative reasons you don’t grasp, in reality writers are like those soda machines with a hundred flavors and you just push the button you want and wonderful stories effortlessly come out super fast on demand, so clearly I am only writing books in this order because I am cruel and spiteful against you personally, even though I don’t know you at all. Cool? Run with that.

Shamelessly lifted from one of Larry’s posts from the Book of Faces. Do y’all want me to keep moving things here? Is there anyone who only sees his stuff here? Sound off in the comments! —Jack

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I’m having a lot of fun in jujitsu lately. I woke up thinking about it.

So anyways, a couple weeks back I’m rolling with Bo Smith who is a brown belt (and the guy who got me doing this stuff to begin with after he beat my ass in an ECQC evo). I’ve rolled with Bo a bunch, and if I he hasn’t tapped me in 30 seconds its because he wants me to learn something.

So at one point I’m in side control, but can’t manage to get anything out of him from there, so I go north south and try to get a choke. Bo of course, being really good and not at all worried lets me because he’s curious what I’m going to go for. Doing this puts all my 280 pounds of awesome fluffiness on Bo’s head in a smother. He easily escaped my clumsy high calorie white belt choke attempt, but afterwards told me that for the first time I made it so he had to work, and that he’d never let me get that position on him again. 😀

Now to the people who don’t do jujitsu, this doesn’t sound like much, but to me that was one of the best compliments I’ve ever gotten and has been a huge motivator and boost to my self esteem. Because after a year straight of getting my ass beaten by higher belts, merely not sucking for ten seconds is a huge win!  

However, since then I’ve tried to get to that position on other white belts, and holy moly, that is not the place you want to let a really big dude like me get to. I’ve pulled that off a few times now. Most of the white belts are like 20+ years younger than me and way more athletic, so doing anything other than gassing out and croaking makes me feel like a bad ass. 😀

If any of you guys are on the fence about trying jujitsu, I highly recommend it. I’m down about 30 pounds this year (and it ain’t like I’ve been eating well, because with deadlines comes snacks) and it’s been great. You will however probably get injured, so be sure to swallow your pride and tap early and often. There’s no shame in that. My rotator cuff still aches from when I tore it in January.  But still, totally worth it.
I’ve always had a combative personality and enjoyed fighting. Now that I’m fifty this is about the only way I can have fun with that kind of thing and not die. It is fun to check your ego at the door and get your ass kicked. It’s exhausting and sometimes painful, but I’m having a great time. My plan is to keep this up as long as my body will let me.

The audiobook is finally here!

Heart of the Mountain

That’s it, the series is done. This is the last thing we’ve been waiting for. Hell yeah! 😀

I got the edits back for American Paladin. Working on those now. Due this month.

Then I’ve got the MHI Memoirs collab with Les Johnson waiting for me. Hoping to be done with that by the end of the year.

Then it’s back to regular MHI for #9, MH Trespass, followed by Academy of Outcasts 3.
Jason Cordova is working on the sequel to Fever and Steve Diamond is working on the sequel to Servants of War.