Slipstream, the best gun lube there is

I’ve posted about this stuff before, but I just found out that one of my former gun store employees just got a job with Crusader, so I’m totally plugging it again. If you are a shooter, or you want to get a present for a shooter, get this stuff.

http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?lt1=_blank&bc1=000000&IS2=1&bg1=FFFFFF&fc1=000000&lc1=0000FF&t=monshuntnati-20&o=1&p=8&l=as4&m=amazon&f=ifr&ref=ss_til&asins=B0040Z2LPI

Slipstream is the best gun lubricant I’ve ever used. I’ve tried many, and there are plenty of good ones, (I’ve gotten through 3gun matches in the desert by raiding the automatic transmission fluid from my car) but this one is literally by far the best. You need to degrease the gun first and then apply this. It will actually make rough guns feel smoother. I know that sounds like a sales pitch, but in all the guns I’ve seen it tried on, the only one which didn’t feel smoother after a Slipstream application was my STI, and that is because the slide and frame fit on it already felt like two pieces of glass being rubbed back and forth on a warm stick of butter. 🙂

I don’t know how it works. Something about micro particles suspended in something, and stuff, which makes less friction, and science… Which demonstrates why I’m a fantasy novelist and not a science fiction writer. I don’t know. Voodoo.  All I know is that it is slicker than snot, and it really stays on there.  Don’t let the $16 scare you, because one bottle goes a long way.

How good is Slipstream? I know two EOD techs who took it to Afghanistan to use on their guns, and they ended up using it to lubricate their robots.  Yes. Slipstream. Battle Tested. ON ROBOTS!

For the record, Crusader was started by a couple of friends of mine several years back. They mostly do awesome custom guns. They’ve garnered a good reputation for building very reliable ARs, and part of that is because they give all of them a Slipstream treatment. I talked to my buddy Wes this weekend (who used to work at my shop back when I was in the business) and he’d just gotten a job there. I’m really glad to hear that a friend’s business is taking off.

They also do a heavier grease, but I haven’t tried that yet. http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?lt1=_blank&bc1=000000&IS2=1&bg1=FFFFFF&fc1=000000&lc1=0000FF&t=monshuntnati-20&o=1&p=8&l=as4&m=amazon&f=ifr&ref=ss_til&asins=B0044Z5AAC

 

AND DON’T FORGET TO REGISTER TO VOTE FOR THE HUGOS! http://larrycorreia.wordpress.com/2013/01/08/how-to-get-correia-nominated-for-a-hugo/

Quick update, talking guns with movie stars and crashing my truck into a lake.

So it has been a busy couple of days. I’m trying to wrap up Warbound this month so I’ve been extremely busy. (so yes, I probably have your patch order, and it is sitting here waiting for me to ship, and I’ve probably not read your email yet, sorry. One man operation).

A lot of people read the Opinion on Gun Control post, and when I say a lot, a mean a really freaking largenormous number of people. It went pretty much everywhere. One of the people who read it was Sean Astin, best known for playing Samwise in Lord of the Rings, and Rudy. He now has a radio show.

Like most actors, Sean is a democrat and lives in LA. However, he’s not a knee jerk type, and he’s actually very reasonable and willing to discuss issues in a rational manner. After watching Piers Morgan disgrace himself and journalism on the topic, (thanks a lot England), up to and including having on Alex Jones (who never met a conspiracy theory he didn’t like, who just makes my side of the debate look just great) Sean wanted to interview somebody sane about the gun issue, and he’d read my big blog post so he gave me a call.

It was a last minute thing, and I found out I was going on about 45 minutes before. I think we were going to talk for about a half an hour, but it ended up going about an hour and a half. The link is here: http://toadhopnetwork.com/f/Vox

Overall I think I did okay. There is a lot of ground to cover in this debate. I’m on after the law school guy, didn’t hear him, and couldn’t hear the callers either. So no idea what they said.

Coolest part though? I get a Twitter message afterwards from Adam Baldwin who tried to call into the show to talk to me, and he was sorry he missed me. Yes, Browncoats, Adam Baldwin called to talk to me. I win the internets. 🙂

So Thursday was pretty fun, and I got a ton of writing done on Wednesday and Thursday, so I’m having good week. Then Friday I need to go to a big annual meeting for my Military Industrial Complex job (I’m only 20 hours a week now and sort of phasing myself out). It has snowed all night and all morning and the roads are pretty nasty on Yard Moose Mountain, but I’ve driven in the snow since I moved to Utah in ’93. Nothing I can’t handle.

Nope.

So I’m heading down the mountain past our lake when I started to slide on a corner. Sad thing was I wasn’t even going that fast (fast enough though, as will be seen shortly). Okay, no problem, gentle correction, gentle, steer it out, gentle. WHOOSH. And then I’m off the side of the road into the deep snow. My thought was “Well, this is happening.”

Problem is this is on a steep hill, and then I’m riding my Expedition down the mountain like a very large sled, heading right for the lake. That isn’t nearly as fun as it sounds. My thought at that point was “Shit just got real.”

Luckily it stayed straight so I didn’t roll it. I crashed into the bike path at the shore, and luckily got suck there, with my front hanging over the edge of another 4 foot drop into the lake. I was at an angle, and I tried to “gently” see if I could get any traction to back up. Not even a little. It turns out that I got high centered on the edge of the bike path and my rear tires weren’t really touching anything.

So I’m stuck at the bottom of the hill, on the bike path, dangling over the edge of the lake, really really glad I didn’t drop my front end into that and flip over onto my roof. (that would’ve been cold).

Then neighbors stopped when they saw me stuck down there (I live in a very helpful place). But I was so far down, high centered at a weird angle, and there was so much snow that there was no way anybody was going to be able to pull me out in a normal truck. The best part was when the school bus went by and all the little kids rolled down their windows to laugh at me. I just waved. Karma is a bitch kids, and she’s got a long memory. Just wait until you’re driving in this stuff in ten years. 🙂

Morgan County sheriff showed up. Very nice guy, since he resisted the urge to laugh at me. So I got ahold of Winterton Towing in Morgan, and they came with a bigger tow truck and a good winch. Even then there was so much snow it was hard for him to get traction too, but he was really good, and we were able to get enough tension on the chain that I was able to finally rock it back and forth a bit without having to worry about endoing it into the lake. Then I drove down the bike path to get out. 🙂

So that made for a fun morning. Luckily the truck was fine. The plastic shell on the bumper took a bunch of damage, but other than that, no big deal. I wasn’t hurt, and I didn’t have to join the Extemperaneous Polar Bear Club, so I’m calling that a win.

Now, the question is, why, after all these years of driving in the snow, and not even going very fast, did I manage to crash? I have a theory… I believe the Yard Moose of Yard Moose Mountain are plotting against me and sabotaged Yard Moose Mountain Road.  I think they are in leage with the Literati. Why? Because they’re trying to stop YOU from nominating ME for the Hugo. And here is the very important evidence of this conspiracy. READ THIS. http://larrycorreia.wordpress.com/2013/01/08/how-to-get-correia-nominated-for-a-hugo/

Sure, you’re saying Uh, Correia, it looks like you just screwed up, and now you’re using that as an excuse to try and trick us into becoming voting Worldcon members where we can get more than our membership worth of eBooks, AND nominate MHL for a Hugo and stuff.

Maybe… Or it could be an elaborate plot involving Yard Moose, conspiracies, and Piers Morgan, and only you can stop it by reading that linked post! Or not. Okay, you got me, but I’m still going to bug you guys daily until the end of January, because I love ticking off snobby book reviewers. 🙂

The Drowning Empire, Episode 2: Letter from Moto Subotai

The Drowning Empire is a weekly serial based on the events which occured during the  Writer Nerd Game Night monthly Legend of the Five Rings game.  It is a tale of samurai adventure set in the magical world of Rokugan.

Today’s episode was written by Pat Tracy.

Pat is playing the part of Moto Subotai of the Unicorn clan, a rough and tumble warrior who grew up in the desert wastes. His family are roughly equivelent to the Mongols of our world. Subotai is currently a hostage of the Lion, which means he has been entrusted into their “care” as a result of a peace treaty between the two clans. Should the treaty be violated by the Unicorn, Subotai’s life will be forfeit. He volunteered for this duty because he had recently been bethrothed to Shinjo Namori, a woman he really didn’t get along with.

Our adventure begins when the player’s characters have all been invited to compete in the illustrious Topaz Championship. It is a special contest and ceremony where the best and brightest young samurai of the empire compete to gain glory for themselves and honor for their clans.

Continued from: http://larrycorreia.wordpress.com/2013/01/04/the-drowning-empire-episode-1-not-an-ending-but-not-quite-a-beginning/

Letter from Moto Subotai to his betrothed, Shinjo Namori, written upon the first day of the Topaz Championship.

Dear One,

I hope this letter finds you in good spirits, and that you enjoy good health and fortune. I offer kind thoughts for your family, as well. You may well be surprised that I write this letter, as we have had certain difficulties between us in the past. When last we spoke, the amity between us was shattered, and many things were said that I would take back, were I able to do so.

In the time of my absence from Unicorn lands, I have taken the opportunity to reflect upon your frank and, may I say, surprising appraisals of my merits as a man and a samurai. While your words stung me deeply at the time, I have come to understand them better now, and I accept them as truth. Humbled, I have resolved to dedicate myself to becoming the image of the man that you deserve as a husband. A large part of that journey will be to attempt mending the relations between us.

If the Fortunes permit it, I will leave off being the half-civilized lout that you encountered when last we spoke. Please know that your words are the forge fire and hammer, shaping me into a man better than the one I had supposed myself to be. It may be that I will yet be insufficient to your standards, even when I have improved as much as I am able. If that is the case, I will swear to you that I will find a way to die honorably in a purpose that increases the clan’s standing, all the while remaining thankful for having you in my life. Perhaps only then can the last vestige of the bitterness between us be eradicated.

With the purpose stated above, and to allow us to become acquainted at a safe removal from each other, I intend to write you often and do my best to describe the events I have recently passed through. I hope that you choose to read them, though it is certainly your right to throw them into the brazier and watch the smoke as it rises.

Let me now frame recent events:

The journey south was a fine ride. I saw many vistas, felt freshening breezes in my hair often, and enjoyed good weather and health. Tento, my horse, was in high spirits and rose to a gallop of his own accord many times. Shinro Ishi, my groom and footman, has at last thrown off the lingering, deep cough, and now breathes easy. It is good, as we had run out of the unguents that he rubbed on his chest to ease his respirations.

I have set myself to the task of writing a few haiku poems to capture the journey. Please forgive my lack of artistry in this, as the courtly side of life has never held much allure for me, and I have been primarily a man of rough outside pursuits.

Cormorants take flight

above the dawn-lit river

sky filled with copper

My steed’s neck arches

we steer away from wheel ruts

into knee high grass

The long, rough upslope

granite teeth rise ahead

slow rain mutes the day

It was with some sense of trepidation that I came to be the hostage of the Lion Clan, but it seemed the best decision at the time. After the heat of my anger at our arguments faded, however, and the road’s palliative had done its work, I came to understand that I had given myself into the control of an adversary most potent and unbending. Still, an oath sworn in haste and wrath is no less an oath.

It was to my great relief that the Akodo family was most honorable, and treated me with consideration and respect beyond what I could hope for. Of course, I cannot forget that our people suffered greatly at their hands during the battle of Rich Frog, but the creation of peace from the remnants of war dictates that we must let go of old grudges and learn to occupy our proper place in the order of the Empire.

I have resolved, in all things, to observe and understand as much as I can, judging men and circumstances as I perceive them, rather than from lessons given and stories long told. Every lesson and every story comes from the tip of a pen or the tongue of a bard with his own flaws, friendships, and old wounds. I would, when practical, let each person I encounter prove themselves to be honorable or base by his actions and words. I sense that you will be calling me a naive simpleton at this moment, but I feel that, in order to best evince the compassion that bushido requires of us, we must give even the lowest or most inglorious an opportunity to regain a shred of honor.

An intriguing thing I have learned is that Akodo Goro, much known for his sternness, as are all his folk, has the occasional moment of levity. He is, in many ways, all his legend says, but there is a humane samurai within that forbidding shell, as well. I believe that, as warlike and proud as the Lion are, there is yet tenderness in them, and the possibility to mend the broken relationship between our two clans. It will take great care and effort on both parts, however. Think, Namori-san, of how formidable the empire would become, if the greatest cavalry the world has ever known worked seamlessly with the vast and anvil-hard armies of the Lion clan! Ah, I reach too far, and think about things that may never come to pass.

I am given unto the supervision of Goro-sama’s son, Toranaka-san. It is clear from every action and word that he has been given the finest military education. His mind is a geared machine full of tactics, gambits, and strategy. He is yet an optimistic soul, however. I hope to prove myself to him, and by my actions dispel some of the worst assumptions that the other clans harbor about our beloved Unicorn folk. Though I am perhaps the worst of all exemplars in this regard, I will yet make every effort to act well and be an ambassador in my own humble way.

Toranaka-san and I were both invited to the Topaz Championship, and so we departed soon after making first acquaintance. With us came Ikoma Uso, son of a great bard. He is an intriguing man of many hidden skills and mysteries. I enjoy his company, for I find it hard to not have a laugh in my throat when he expounds and tells tales. I fear that I do not always know which of his tales are figurative and which to be taken seriously, but when I inquire about such things, he merely laughs with me and goes on with the tale.

As we traveled, we were soon in the Crane lands. The Crane are truly blessed by the Fortunes in greater proportion than other clans. Their lands are fertile and the climate ideal. It would seem that a farmer in soil such as they possess would require but little skill to grow his crops and be fruitful. It is a place where hardship and struggle seem like distant memories, fictions of the less fortunate outer world. I begin to understand the esoteric concerns of the Crane, when I see that they live in such idyllic surroundings.

When Toranaka-san, Uso-san, and I came to a border checkpoint, we were thrown together with a few other samurai. These three were from Sparrow, Dragon, and Mantis clans. Together, we formed a small troop of contestants bound for the tournament. It did not feel as if this were a random occurrence. We were even questioned by a mysterious monk by a river’s bank. Some among us whispered that the monk was himself an embodiment of the Fortunes, though I cannot say.

The Sparrow samurai, Suzume Shintaro, was blessed with little wealth or worldliness, and rode perhaps the most pathetic and ancient horse I have ever seen, but he was a kind and open hearted fellow, and we quickly decided there was honor in him.

The Dragon, a shugenja called Tamori Isao, was something of an enigma. I still feel that I do not know him well enough to comment. He has shown himself subsequently to be both brave and stalwart, so I feel that he simply embodies the spiritual and difficult-to-fathom nature of his people.

The Mantis, Yoritomo Oki, seems to be a troubled young man. His skill in archery surpasses my own by a good measure, and I do not jest when I say such things. I feel, however, that there are dark memories of his past that bite at his spirit, and drive him to overindulge in sake and act foolish. We are, none of us, without fault, though, and his great skill is not to be questioned.

When our group arrived in Tsuma, we were assigned to the Laughing Carp, a fine place of food and lodging. We shared in the tea ceremony and, at the insistence of Toranaka-san, who had assumed tacit leadership of our small troop, decided to aid each other in the tournament, where we were able.

This determination was soon tested, as the first contest of the Topaz Championship was the Grand Melee. It took place the next day, and was to be witnessed by many people of great status and fame, including even a member of the Imperial family. All of us were filled with hope and concern as to our fates.

I am pleased to report that, due to Toranaka-san’s leadership and the valor shown by all of our little troop, every one of us managed to remain standing until the final eight competitors, which brought us good standing in the event and some small acclaim from the crowd. I was greatly honored to be able to stand before Akodo Tetsuru and face him blade to blade. Though he struck me two blows much like thunderbolts and sent me tumbling to the grass, or passage of arms against one another was of a longer duration than anyone else had been able to manage. I also managed to strike a solid blow against him before I succumbed to his greater prowess. I learned much from the melee, and was well pleased.

The day, however, belonged to the Lion. After my defeat, the honorable Toranaka-San was able to defeat the mighty Tetsuru-san. Toranaka was then himself bested by Uso-san, who took the ultimate win for that prestigious event. I would not be surprised if Uso-san took the Topaz Championship this year, though it is early yet. His win in the Grand Melee must be considered a surprising and fascinating turn of events.

Later, the horsemanship competition was held. I found myself very last to go on the day, and by that time, I had managed to find and consider every doubt and concern I possessed. Although I feel that I rode no better than average to my abilities, I managed to claim victory in the event. Another Moto came second, followed by the Lion, who appear to be making a bravura showing for themselves this year.

When having lunch, there was some unpleasantness that I shall not bore you with. Suffice it to say that an unknown and greatly dishonorable person attempted to taint and poison one of my comrade’s meals. It was with luck that the poison was found before harm was done, but it seems to me that there are many gambits and schemes afoot here in Tsuma. We shall try to get to the bottom of them in due course.

Well, I have soon to go and embarrass myself at courtly pursuits, as that is the next contested event today. I have also nearly run this inkwell dry and doubtless bored you with my long letter.

Please accept this letter as the first of the sawn boards that will build a bridge between us, my betrothed, and perhaps call to the Fortunes on my behalf if you are in some way moved in a friendly direction by my missive.

Yours Faithfully and with Strong Regard,

Moto Subotai

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To be continued next Friday: http://larrycorreia.wordpress.com/2013/01/18/the-drowning-empire-episode-3-with-the-nod-of-a-head/

To check out some more of Pat’s writing, here is an anthology which he has a story in, http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?lt1=_blank&bc1=000000&IS2=1&bg1=FFFFFF&fc1=000000&lc1=0000FF&t=monshuntnati-20&o=1&p=8&l=as4&m=amazon&f=ifr&ref=ss_til&asins=B004SY6A76

For more behind the scenes game details, I will be posting all of these along with background game crunch information over on the L5R forum: http://www.alderac.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=295&t=101206 

Remember that one thing I wrote that I couldn’t talk about? :)

http://privateerpress.com/content/privateer-press-announces-skull-island-expeditions-digital-publishing

Yep. Last year I wrote a novella for Privateer Press set in the world of Hordes. It is called Instruments of War and I had a great time writing it. I haven’t been able to talk about it much because Privateer Press hadn’t made their official announcement yet. One day I posted on Facebook about how I was writing about a fantasy race that was so hard they made the Klingons look like hippies. This is that story.

As most of you know, I love to paint miniatures and I love wargames and RPGs. I’ve been playing Warmachine for a year now and I’ve painted a pile of them. (as can be seen on my Sunday afternoon nerd hobbies posts). I’ve got a big Skorne army and a huge Mercenaries army. They’ve got a big world, fun game setting, and some great groups of characters to work with. I even had Trip Jones make a comment about playing Warmachine during Monster Hunter Legion, because I’m as big a geek as Trip is. 🙂

I’d been posting on the PP forum, mostly to put up pictures of my minis to get feedback from much better painters. One day there was a post about how the players wished there were Warmachine novels, but some of the posters didn’t understand just how challenging it was to actually create a series of IP related novels. So I chimed in, introduced myself and what I did for a living (got to establish that street cred). Turned out that some of the folks at PP were already fans of mine and they were happy to find out I was a fan of theirs. Next thing I know, I’m writing a novella about one of my favorite characters and telling their origin story.

Don’t worry, this will not cut into the speedy writing of future MHI/Grimnoir/D6/other things. The PP stories are shorter, and as a writer there is a huge time difference between writing in somebody else’s world instead of having to do all the extra work of creating your own. And since I’m already a complete geek for this game setting, it wasn’t like the homework part is a challenge. Here, Larry, read more game books. Oh no. My job is soooo hard. 🙂

So I will let you guys know when this is available. I’m pretty pleased with it, and you don’t have to be familiar with the setting to enjoy a story of sheer badassitude.