The Drowning Empire, Episode 14: The Topaz Champion

The Drowning Empire is a weekly serial based on the events which occured during the  Writer Nerd Game Night monthly Legend of the Five Rings game.  It is a tale of samurai adventure set in the magical world of Rokugan.

If you would like to read all of these in one convenient place, along with a bunch of additional game related stuff, behind the scenes info, and detailed session recaps, I’ve been posting everything to one thread on the L5R forum,  http://www.alderac.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=295&t=101206

This week’s episode was written by Steve Diamond, who is playing Ikoma Uso, who is a shifty, lying, cheating, murderous, sort that everybody else thinks is just dandy. Wait until you guys see where we get by seven sessions later, because Uso is one step removed from a samurai version of Dexter. 🙂

Continued from: http://larrycorreia.wordpress.com/2013/03/29/the-drowning-empire-episode-13-everything-changes/

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The Topaz Champion

The door to my room at the Laughing Carp was open just a slit. Would another samurai have noticed? Doubtful. But I did. I slipped my hand into the folds of my robe and gripped the tanto I concealed there.

“Are you going to wait out there all evening, friend Uso?” a voice from inside asked. “I really do have places to be.”

I recognized that voice. Ikoma Kage. How long had he been in Tsuma? I slid the door open and slipped in. I did not release my grip from my blade.

Kage lounged on a cushion, idly cleaning his nails with a ninja-to.

“Have a seat.”

I took my time carefully setting down my gear before sitting across from Kage. There were times to be subservient, and others to show some teeth. I’d had a bad couple of days, so I decided to let a bit of pettiness show. A slight hesitation in his trimming was the only indicator that he had noticed the slight.

“Consider your gempukku passed,” Kage said. “Ikoma Hagio sends his regards in that respect. As to your winning the Topaz Championship…well, that certainly was one way to ensure that Tetsuru did not win. Could you not have poisoned him? Or done something differently? Being the Topaz Champion is not the most beneficial title for one such as yourself to carry.”

“As I’ve already been told.”

“Ah.” I caught the barest hint of a smile on his lips. He knew about Satsujin, my ancestor. Most in Honor’s Sacrifice Dojo did.

“Tetsuru was too wary,” I said. With the words all my pettiness vanished, and was replaced by exhaustion. “I swear, Kage-sama. Tetsuru must have been blessed by the Fortune of Luck. His faults went unnoticed—though I tried to draw attention to them—and his opponents were weak. The dueling event was the perfect example of this. Have you ever witnessed someone receive so many easy victories?”

“Perhaps he cheated more effectively than you?”

“Tetsuru does not understand subtlety,” I replied. “And no one manipulated the contest more than I. Though, that was more out of necessity than choice. It would have been easier to assassinate Tetsuru.”

“Easier, yes.” Kage nodded. “Better? Well, we won’t know that for many years.”

“I could have framed the Spider.”

“Very possibly. Or you could keep your mouth shut and not question your orders.” Kage said, tone unchanged. “Regardless, you did your job. The Lion Clan thanks you. Not only that, but you managed to make friends with Hantei Miike. That could be very useful in the future.”

I nodded in agreement. What else was I supposed to do? It was obvious to me that he still had something to say.

“I also understand that you were overly friendly with the Scorpion,” he said after a moment. “Perhaps you could enlighten me as to your motivations. We gave no such direction.”

Ah. So there it was. “They are the only Clan my Ancestor doesn’t seem to despise,” I answered. “And I can see the way power is balanced within the Empire.”

“Oh?”

A test? It had to be. “With the Scorpion and Crab aligned…well, it pays to be on the winning team. The last time the Crab got bored they started a war with the whole empire and nearly won it.”

“So you seek to make inroads between Scorpion and Lion.”

“If that put Lion, Crab and Scorpion together,” I said with a shrug, “who could hope to cast us down?”

“Hypothetically.”

“Hypothetically,” I agreed.

“Tell me about the imperial barge.”

I couldn’t suppress my shudder. The truth was my dreams had been haunted by that night. It wasn’t the darkness that can descended on us, nor was it the death and destruction. It wasn’t even the power the…being…had wielded. No, it was the man I’d witnessed running through the barge. It was the way he’d effortlessly moved. How he had casually backhanded Shintaro, sending him sailing across a room.

And that knife. In my dreams it gleamed and glinted, and I could imagine that it somehow laughed at me.

Such things were possible.

It’s not paranoia if it’s true.

“We’d just eaten with Hantei Miike—that he had been posing as Bayushi Arashii was an act of subterfuge I would have ferreted out had it not been put in place by Bayushi Kuronobo.”

“There is no shame in being duped by such a Scorpion… Yet,” Kage said with idle wave of his hand. “Continue.”

“We were leaving the barge when I first noticed the drop in temperature,” I said. “To me it was obvious that it wasn’t natural. The Mantis, Oki, noticed it as well, and the Seppun guarding the boat were immediately on-guard…not that it did them much good.

“The screams started,” I continued. “Quiet at first, then louder. Filled with terror. Darkness followed those death-cries like a jealous suitor. When the water came alive around us, we fled back to the boat to protect ourselves and the Hantei heir. More screams chased us along with tentacles of water that grabbed and killed with brutality. The water was solid, yet impervious to our weapons. The remaining Seppun outside were massacred in moments.

“This all happened within seconds, and then I could feel the boat lifting,” I shook my head at the memory. The lack of control still set fury coursing through my veins. “That old monk appeared, and I think the only reason I was allowed to live was due to my courtesy towards him the previous two times we had met. Arrows did nothing to him. We were utterly at his mercy.

“I’ve never seen such power,” I said. “But I have heard of similar levels of control over the elements.”

“From your father?” Kage asked.

“Indeed. I grew up on tales about the Dark Oracle of Fire. This seemed of equal… ferociousness.” I shrugged again. “My father only exaggerated in public. In private, if anything, he would understate the magnitude of what he saw. From what I remember anyway.”

“So you think this was the Dark Oracle of…Water?”

“Would that be so strange?”

“No. I’ve come to a similar conclusion.” Kage nodded his approval. “You have honed your mind well. You will need to sharpen it further if you are to survive you next assignment.
But I get ahead of myself. Tell me of the other man in the barge. The one with the knife.”

His smile took obvious pleasure in my discomfort. What was my next assignment to be? I could almost feel my ancestor’s curiosity in the back of my mind. This was my punishment for my earlier pettiness. I bowed my head in recognition and in apology.

I still had much to learn.

Yes, whispered Satsujin in my mind. My ancestor’s voice cut across my thoughts like the whisper of a knife across flesh. You have more to learn before you can even glimpse your potential. You have yet to make even your first kill. Do you feel cheated? You should.

“He moved with unnatural grace, and speed,” I said ignoring the voice. Satsujin never spoke to me outside my prayers. Why was he suddenly changing the game?

Because you need babysitting, he replied. I can’t have you making anymore foolish and stupid decisions. I will be looking through your eyes. Hearing through your ears. Maybe my presence will make a true Ikoma out of you. Remember, I learned from Ikoma himself. You are my mule to flog.

I winced, and there was no hiding it from Kage. His smile broadened.

“The…uh…knife he carried was strangely formed,” I managed. I pulled a piece of paper from beneath my kimono and passed it to my handler. He unrolled it revealing a sketch of the wavy-bladed knife. “I’ve not seen the like of it.”

“I’ll bring it to Ikoma Hagio,” Kage said, and slid the paper beneath his own robes. “Now,” he said, “Your next assignment. You actually have two. First you will get this Topaz Champion nonsense out of your system. You will be leading a group of two other Lion from our dojo, and you will cripple an organization of smugglers and bandits in our lands. Second,” his smile returned, taunting. “You have been requested at Winter Court…in Shiro Bayushi.”

Shit.

“Try not to die, Ikoma Uso,” Kage said as he stood. “It would be a terrible waste.”

Satsujin’s maniacal laughter echoed in my mind.

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To be continued next week: http://larrycorreia.wordpress.com/2013/04/12/the-drowning-empire-episode-15-the-one-armed-lion/

Check out Steve’s HUGO NOMINATED book review site http://elitistbookreviews.blogspot.com/ 

Well, look what is out today! INSTRUMENTS OF WAR!

Instruments of War, written by me. 🙂

http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?lt1=_blank&bc1=000000&IS2=1&bg1=FFFFFF&fc1=000000&lc1=0000FF&t=monshuntnati-20&o=1&p=8&l=as4&m=amazon&f=ifr&ref=ss_til&asins=B00C77NL0A

IoW Cover

Even if you are not at all familiar with the Warmachine or Hordes universe from Privateer Press, it doesn’t matter, because I got to write this novella of sheer badassitude about a fantasy race that makes Klingons look like a bunch of hippie peaceniks.

I had a great time writing this one, and I really hope you guys like it. 🙂

Now, I don’t BOOK BOMB myself (as that would be simply uncouth) but I’m not adverse to you guys telling your friends this is out now.

EDIT:  There are actually THREE titles released today in this new series. Privateer Press has brought on a bunch of awesome authors to write fiction set in their world, and they’ll never yell at you for using the word Space Marine!

Moving Targets, by C.L. Werner

http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?lt1=_blank&bc1=000000&IS2=1&bg1=FFFFFF&fc1=000000&lc1=0000FF&t=monshuntnati-20&o=1&p=8&l=as4&m=amazon&f=ifr&ref=ss_til&asins=B00C77NLK0

And The Devil’s Pay, by Dave Gross

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Plus I’ve already read the rough drafts of future books in this series that will be coming from Dan Wells and Howard Tayler!

Oh, look a Republican being silent! (Obama’s massive 5% salary cut)

So I just saw this bit of nonsense headline posted on Facebook:

REPUBLICANS GO SILENT AFTER PRESIDENT OBAMA GIVES BACK 5% OF HIS SALARY.

It was linked to this: http://www.politicususa.com/game-on-republicans-follow-president-obamas-lead-repaying-5-pay.html

And the sad thing was, the people posting it actually belived this crap.

Why yes, dumbass, we should be glad Republicans are going silent, because I’m sick and tired of their stupid fillibusters and whining about drone strikes on American citizens! Because shut up!

Go read the article. It will make your sanity hurt.

Some doofuses are actually buying this hype. President Obama gave up 5 whole percent of his salary to show solidarity with the government workers who have taken a pay cut because of sequestration, and this is all sorts of symbolic and significant and so important that the opposition party should just curl up in a ball and die.

When asked to comment on this newfound shame imposed silence, the average republican said “What the fuck? Are you shitting me? Five fucking percent? You mean a smaller percent than all of our taxes went up this year? Go to hell, hippie.” Yes. Because the average republican swears a lot when Obama’s magnificent generosity is brought up.

5%.  So Obama’s salary is $400,000. That means he gave back a whopping $20,000. How ever will he get by, since he lives in a giant mansion… Hey, wait a second… Don’t most Americans spend more than 5% of their salary on their rent or mortgage?  And we don’t live in big white houses with bowling alleys and movie theaters either.

And hey, doesn’t he have servants and security and literally hundreds and hundreds of staffers to cater to his every need and want?  What’s $20k of spending money when you’ve got a staff of professional chefs and a dog walker that makes $100k?  And three professional calligraphers taking home $80k? You can’t invite Sir Paul McCartney over for a party with something that isnt’ professionally calligraphed, all swoopy and what not!

But that $20k is super super significant and symbolic and shut up now!

Man, a 5% cut would sure cut into my vacation and entertainment budget. Oh, but wait… Hasn’t this president taken more vacations than any other president ever?  And haven’t those vacations cost an absurd sum of money, and this $20k donation makes like less than a fraction of 1% of a dent in the cost of these vacations?

Okay, sure, now let’s wait for the inevitable screams about how Bush took vacations too! Blah blah blah. Done? Groovy. Even though most of those were to his house… In Texas… Where he watched football on the couch and drank beer.

That’s totally equivelent to the Obama family shutting down all of NYC for four hours so the President can catch a Broadway play, or jetsetting to Paris, or hanging out with Beyonce and Jay-Z, or spring break in Mexico, or skiing in Aspen, or touring Botswanna, or Hawaii, or Panama City to hang out on the beach, or Hawaii again, or the Chicago birthday bash, or Hawaii again, or Martha’s Vineyard, or taking the kids shopping in Spain, or Yellowstone, or the Grand Canyon, or Hawaii again, or Martha’s Vineyard again, or Hawaii.  Again.

But Hawaii shouldn’t count as a vacation! Because you totally didn’t count Crawford Friggin’ Texas! Obama’s like totally from Hawaii.  Okay, sure. And though the estimates are that it costs $4,000,000 for the president to spend a few days at his place in Hawaii, that $20,000 cut should pay for the airfare and hotel stay for Bo’s professional dog walker, but we’ll just ignore those, because times are tough all over.

Because seriously. You republicans should shut up now. Sure, that $20,000 cut wouldn’t actually pay for the green fees for Obama’s hundreds of rounds of golf, but times are hard!  I mean, somebody has to go hang out and get driving tips from Tiger Woods.

I know when I take a 5% cut in my take home pay because my taxes shot up under Obama, I’ve had to cut down on the amount of times I’ve had rock stars, pop icons, and famous rappers come and perform at my wife’s birthday party!  Heck, I was going to have Paul McCartney over for a concert at my place, but my insurance costs have gone up 38% because of Obamacare, so I’ll just shut my stupid republican mouth now.

He feels your pain, people. He feels it SO VERY HARD.

Sure, many Americans are out of work, and may of you are looking for better paying jobs, but Obama will be out of work in three years too.  He’ll be in the same boat as the rest of us. He’ll be limited to making, at best, three hundred thousand to half a million dollars a pop to speak at fund raisers and speaking engagements. Some of these speeches could even be as long as forty five whole minutes.

Shit just got real.

So even though Obama sucks at the economy, sucks at business, sucks at regulation, sucks at foreign policy, sucks at civil liberties, and his crowning legislative achievement is a shitty healthcare law that costs way more than it was supposed to, and accomplishes a fraction of what it was advertised to do, we should totally not speak, because he gave up twenty thousand dollars.

Twenty. Thousand. Dollars. And half of America has to shut up now.

Bitch please. If it would ensure Obama’s silence for any significant period of time, I’d write a check for twenty grand today.

SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION EDIT!  I just found out a new novella by me was released on Amazon today!  http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?lt1=_blank&bc1=000000&IS2=1&bg1=FFFFFF&fc1=000000&lc1=0000FF&t=monshuntnati-20&o=1&p=8&l=as4&m=amazon&f=ifr&ref=ss_til&asins=B00C77NL0A

BOOK BOMB! Today! Fire with Fire by Chuck Gannon! Tell your friends!

Today’s Monster Hunter Nation BOOK BOMB is for Fire with Fire by Charles E. Gannon.

http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?lt1=_blank&bc1=000000&IS2=1&bg1=FFFFFF&fc1=000000&lc1=0000FF&t=monshuntnati-20&o=1&p=8&l=as4&m=amazon&f=ifr&ref=ss_til&asins=1451638833

For those of you unfamiliar with these BOOK BOMBs this is how it works. Every so often I pick out a book that I think is good and I think the author needs to receive more attention.  So we get as many people as we can to buy the book from Amazon in the same day. We have had some crazy levels of success in the past.

Amazon has this weird, rolling average algorhythm that updates a book’s sales rank every hour. If we can get a book into the top sellers lists for the different genres, then it sells more books. Success breeds more success. If we can get a book into the top ten of a genre, then that book gets all sorts of attention.  The more of you who spread the word, on your blogs, Twitter, Facebook, word of mouth, overpass graffitti, sky writing, smoke signals, etc. then the more of the authors books we sell and the more attention they get.   (our record is still for Robison Wells’ first book where we basically took over all of Amazon and beat everything except for the Hunger Games).

Normally I update these BOOK BOMB threads through the day as we make the stats rise. Except for my ungrateful children brought some form of Mongollian Death Flu into my home, and though I slept in my office and tried to hide from them like something from an Edgar Allen Poe story, I woke up last night at 1 AM with cold sweats and the shakes to barf my brains out… So I’ll try, but can’t promise the updates will be quite as prompt. (this is also my excuse for any spelling errors).

Right now the book is at:

Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #38,147 in Books

And people always ask what if they buy an eBook, does that count? No on the main best seller list, but the most important thing about eBook sales is that the author still GETS PAID! So we’re going to see if we can’t bump them both up.

  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #18,457 Paid in Kindle Store

So here is the direct link to the Kindle version.

http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?lt1=_blank&bc1=000000&IS2=1&bg1=FFFFFF&fc1=000000&lc1=0000FF&t=monshuntnati-20&o=1&p=8&l=as4&m=amazon&f=ifr&ref=ss_til&asins=B00BVBRMDK

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Now, about the actual book and why I think Chuck deserves a Book Bomb. Fire with Fire is an unabashed hard core SF novel. It isn’t afraid to back away from big ideas. This isn’t wussy fluff sci-fi. This is a first contact story with with lost civilizations, assassins, and adventure. Here is the review from my friends, the HUGO NOMINATED (oh, the irony) Elitiest Book Reviews: http://elitistbookreviews.blogspot.com/2013/03/fire-with-fire.html

I met Chuck at a convention a couple of years ago. I can’t remember for sure which one it was, but I think it might have been DragonCon, and if you’ve ever been to DragonCon, you’ll know why it is easy to forget the details of a particular DragonCon. And I was one of the few sober people there!  Anyways, Chuck is a super nice guy. He’s one of those folks that as soon as you start talking to them you realize, holy moly, this dude is smart. Like big brain, guest star in a Ringo novel in order to save the world from aliens smart, but he was cool, and humble.  This isn’t his first rodeo, having coauthored two other Baen books, and also having risen up through the ranks with lots of short stories in anthologies and Analog.

Another author that has done that is Brad Torgersen, (another dude who has worked his ass off in the word mines of the short story industry) who is a really good friend of mine. I’d not talked to Chuck for a long time, and then one night Brad came over to my house with an ARC of Fire with Fire. He’d just seen Chuck at a Con, and had been asked to present it to me on his behalf and ask for a Book Bomb… My wife was there, and said that the moment had a very creepy Godfather like vibe, and since I look like Tony Soprano, how could I say no?

So Bombs away! Please tell your friends! Spread the word! This is a good book from a relatively new author, and the hardest thing in the world for a new author is making new fans!

If I don’t die before then, I’ll be updating this all day. 🙂

EDIT:  FINALLY!  Amazon is being weird today or something, because I can see the click throughs on my affiliates link so I know people are buying it, but it has been stuck all morning.  Moving on up!

Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #17,667 in Books

EDIT: Yeah, don’t know what the deal was with Amazon today, but not being able to see it climb sort of kills the point. 🙂

Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #4,348 in Books

Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #5,654 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)

EDIT: Better late than never!

Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,935 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

zon Best Sellers Rank: #3,759 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)

EDIT:  I passed out and slept for like 12 hours last night, so I don’t know if this is the highest we got, but as of this morning:

Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,492 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #3,336 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)

 

The Sad Puppies Hugo campaign… Sorta successful for everybody but me. :)

So the Sad Puppies Hugo stacking campaing was a success for almost everybody else I pushed, but me, as we didn’t get enough to break MHL into best novel.  It will be interesting to see how close we got when the numbers come out after the awards.

Considering how many of the Monster Hunter Nation picks made it, that’s pretty cool, since my fans aren’t exactly the WorldCon type.  Oh, but we will be back… Just out of spite. You think Sarah McLachlan music is sad? You ain’t seen nothing yet. 🙂

Toni Weiskopf is up for Best Editor, long form. She really really deserves to win, but SMOF hates all of Baen except for Bujold, so we’ll see what happens there. Jim Baen, who launched tons of careers of some of the biggest names and series in sci-fi, had to die before he got a nomination, and even then he lost to David Hartwell, who has spare Hugos cluttering up his house.

Vincent Chong, who did the Mage Brute (French Hard Magic) cover is up for Best Artist.

My friends at Elitist Book Reviews are nominated, and deserve a win for having the best review place on the internet. If they lose, it will be because somebody in SMOFdom discovered I like them.

Stan Schmidt needs to win best editor, short form. He’s retiring now, but he’s only run the leading sci-fi magazine for like the last couple of decades, launching the careers of literally hundreds of writers.  But he’s no Doctor Who.

Here is the list of all the nominees:

http://elitistbookreviews.blogspot.com/2013/03/2013-hugo-award-nominees.html

And for those of you that follow this stuff, it is pretty much what you expect, as in a big SMOF popularity contest where various people with lots of WorldCon factions politicking for them are insta-noms, and everybody else is shut out.  Luckily, only one of the nominees for best novel is a dying polar bear story of global warming sadness and evil capitalism, which would normally win, but it will surely lose to Scalzi, who is liberal blogger who happens to write books too, and God help us if they ever start doing Doctor Who novelizations because that will be your five nominees a year.

For the other Best Novel noms, Lois Bujold is awesome, but she’s won like 8 Hugos. Mira Grant is cool as heck. In person, she’s really great, and I like her, but notice that since she is beloved by SMOF, she is nominated in every Hugo category except Car of the Year. Saladin’s a nice guy, and beloved by SMOF (we were up for the Campbell at the same time), but I’m predicting he’ll come in last, becasue this is his only book and he’s not built up a huge SMOF backer faction yet, but just having nominated a guy with an ethnic name will make the SMOFers feel all warm and tingly inside and good about themselves, so that’ll be enough for them. (Note, I’m not actually placing any bets that the voters actually read all the works).

My buddy Brandon Sanderson is up for Novella, but he’ll probably lose for not being popular enough with the SMOFers, which is too bad because the story is unfreakingbelievable. Mira Grant would normally win this one because of how many WorldCon fans she’s got, but Jay Lake will win this category easily. Sure he’s very talented, but he’ll win because he’s fighting cancer, and the votes aren’t decided on the actual books. Once again, I’ll be surprised if half the voters actually read the stories.

My buddy Howard Tayler is up for one for best graphic story, but he’ll probably lose for not being trendy enough because he’s only been telling this story every single day for 12 years. Both Brandon, Howard, and my friend Dan Wells are up for Writing Excuses again (a Podcast which helps thousands of aspiring writers improve their craft and learn the business) but they are up against something Doctor Who related, so they will inevitably lose.

In Novelletes, Seanan McGuire has two noms, and she is Mira Grant, so she wins this one.  Also, the way the Hugo votes work so the lowest count nom is dropped, then the next, and the next, and your 2nd and 3rd places votes count too, you don’t have a problem with faction’s splitting the vote. To be fair, Seanan got screwed a couple of years ago for best novel, and had the most 1st place votes, but still lost once they worked out their weird Hugo vote tabulation magic.

Game of Thrones isn’t being considered a movie this year, because it got its Hugo. And now it is back to the Doctor Who love, because you know, there were absolutely no other TV shows made over the last decade.

I found this because of the blog trackback to my Sad Puppies campaign. It is a pretty good overview of some of the problems with the Hugos. And I think he is only scratching the surface of the issues:  http://www.staffersbookreview.com/2013/04/can-we-stop-talking-about-the-hugos-now.html