Another one that needed archiving here on the blog… -Jack
(this was a response on the other social media page, to this viral thing where some Euro thinks Americans are crazy to think America is as diverse as different European countries)
The thing where Europeans don’t grasp how diverse America is makes me laugh.
But anyways I’ve been to England, France, Germany, Czechia, and Denmark. I’ve been to every US state except Hawaii, Alaska, Maine, and the Dakotas.
Other than speaking the same language (sorta) there is as much difference between San Francisco and Oklahoma City as there is between Prague and London. The difference between “the south” and everything else alone would blow your Euro mind. I say this with love as an adopted Alabaman.
Then even in that one region of America, the difference between the groups is a hoot. Cajun is in the south, but it is it’s own thing. That’s not even getting into the racial differences. Then you’ve got the rural vs. urban divide that exists everywhere. Tennessee is wildly different from Mississippi. Both of them look at Virginia like WTF, while most of Virginia points to the north and says don’t blame us. Then there’s Huntsville, where you can meet somebody who looks and sounds like a total redneck, but who does calculus in his head for fun.
America has got a couple hundred subcultures with deep philosophical divides between them, which follow geographical and historical lines a lot more than they follow state borders.
Then we’ve got the ethnic subcultures and their geographic enclaves in America. Something which we’ve had since the beginning which Europe is suddenly trying to deal with for the first time and not doing so hot. Hey, you smug Euro bastards who’ve been sneering at America’s crime rate from your–what up until recently have been–peaceful homogeneous oatmeal countries.
Anybody who thinks every part of America is the same, that tells me they haven’t gone very far off the freeway.
Big chunks of America are culturally Latin (and there’s big differences between being Mexican in Fresno and being Cuban in Miami), or culturally American black (and there’s big differences between ATL and LA) or culturally Scandinavian (and tell a Yooper that he’s the same as a Minneapolis liberal and you’re gonna get stabbed), or New Englanders (hell, within the Boston city limits there are more social divides than regular people can keep track of). Hell, I come from a place where you were either Portuguese, Mexican, or Okie. And the difference between those was the same as the difference between France and England, only in one valley.
Now I live in the Inner Mountain West, as in cowboy country (you know those lists of rodeo kids where the names are so cowboy they go viral? Those are literally my neighbors) which to me is normal, but to big chunks of America it is so different and alien that they think Yellowstone is realistic.
On that note, spare me the excuse about how us Americans all watch/listen/read the same entertainment, because A. only kinda. and B. you guys consume our entertainment products too. I got annoyed while I was in Europe trying to listen to European music in the rental car because most of your radio stations were playing boring American pop (which again, is subdivided by those geographic/cultural things I pointed out above, but is dominated by lame artificial LA crap mostly)
And we consume your entertainment products. That’s why I visited all those countries, to cater to the European subcultures who like my books. (don’t worry, most of the proper Europeans still hate my stuff!) 😀
But back to my current region, there are huge cultural differences between roughneck Wyoming and Mormon Utah. Same region. Hell, same town half the time, wildly different cultures. (and don’t get me started on the ProgMo liberal Mormons of the super urbanized Wasatch Front, because they’re all going to hell and the rest of us know it)
But, but, but you Americans all eat the same food! Yeah, the national chains. Which turns out, you guys have too. But again, get off the freeway a bit. Depending on the town you can get some really good Vietnamese/TexMex/Somali. Same way the good food in London is Thai or Indian, and the “traditional” British food I ate was a friggin’ war crime. Y’all need to treasure Gordon Ramsey for helping you fix your shit.
People say America is like 50 countries in a trench coat… eh… It is more like 200 countries bouncing on a trampoline. America is actually more like India with its clumped together mixture of hundreds of groups reclumped again under a few umbrellas. Some US states do have national pride/identities, but within those states there are subcultures who don’t, and others who are all in. (Texans and Floridians know exactly what I’m talking about).
Then one thing America and Europe have in common, all our sane normal people hate the big lefty cities which dominate us politically. So hundreds of subcultures, clumping under two distinct umbrellas. Us, and Those Meddlesome Fuckers. So culturally the people of rural Idaho have more in common with French farmers who are spraying cow shit on government offices than they do with the liberal Californians who now infest Boise.
That’s another cultural difference between America and Europe, we move around. A LOT. Europeans had centuries to clump into their chosen regions (or invade one, or get kicked out) so the like minded could be born and die in the same spot. Most of the American subcultures are like eh, fuck it, I’m gonna move a thousand miles to a very different place and work there instead. And we do that constantly, so the whole construct is always shifting.
Then geographically, we win. Period. We’ve got a bunch of stuff Europe doesn’t have, while having everything Europe has except for fjords maybe? I think. I’d have to check. Alaska might. Hell if I know.
Ultimately US states are crazy diverse, and the difference between states is nuts. The further you get away from the national chain shopping center right off the freeway off ramp, the more apparent this becomes. The homogeneous parts of America were the bits that we all agreed that we liked and adopted. Which ironically, I saw the exact same thing driving across Europe, as I bought Kinder Bueno in every single country. 😀