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General update on stuff:

We’re up to 27 entries so far in the Great MHI Patch-Off.  I’m leaving it open until the end of August, because frankly, most folks haven’t read the book yet. I’m amazed by how good the entries are so far and also how many there have been. These are awesome guys.

In writing news, I’m at 124,000 words in The Grimnoir Chronicles: Hard Magic.  I’m in the final action sequence, but it is an epic event, from four POVs, with lots of stuff going down, so I’m not sure how long it will be exactly, but at the rate I’m going, I feel like I should have the 1st draft of TGC:HM done in the next few weeks.

I still need to come up with about another dozen fake historical quotes from people from the 1850s-1930s. I enjoy making those up, but right now I’m just writing, which is different than tweaking quotes, so I’ve got to go in the direction the muse takes me.

I’m eager to get the 1st pass done, so that I can let it sit and percolate. Usually what I like to do when I finish a book is to let is sit for awhile while I work on something else. That way when I go back and read it again, I’ve got fresh eyes, plus my cadre of the elite Reader Force Alpha will have had a chance to pick through it and tell me where I was stupid, forgetful, lame, boring, illiterate, had my head shoved up my butt, was smoking crack, hadn’t gotten enough sleep, forgot how to spell, or other such things. They’re the best of the best, and they like to hurt my feelings.

Meanwhile, another bit of my custom 5.56 Race AK project is done. Super Machinist Mike Bond has finished my aluminum forearm, so I get to pick it up soon. I will post pictures. Now all I need is the trigger group, stock, pistol grip, muzzle attachement, optics, and finish, and I’ll be done. Plus, I think I’m going to go order one of those Magnolia adapters so it can take AR mags. This should be a fun one.

Monster Hunter International Patch Contest!

Recently I discovered Facebook, and I was pleased to find that a couple of folks had created Monster Hunter International patchs for teams that they invented for their home towns.

Part of the fun of creating the MHI universe was the idea that all the people like me out there in the world could imagine themselves actually killing monsters for a living. I set it up so that there were an ever expanding number of regional teams.  The main team out of Cazador had the Happy Face with Horns that you’ve all seen. Atlanta had a lop eared bunny with a switchblade. (hat tip to Sluggy Freelance). Then there were others, Smoking Elvis out of Vegas, (longtime Boingo fan) a Fire Breathing Warthog, and a few others that were also not specified as to where they were from. The newest was a Walrus with a Banjo based out of Denver. (Team Haven).

So here is the contest. Create your own MHI patch using whatever your creative abilities are, and then send it to me at monsterhunter45 AT hotmail or post it on the Facebook page Monster Hunter International, Hunter Unite!  The book releases in less than 2 weeks, so I’ll leave the contest open until the end of August, and then I’ll take a poll and let the public decide which patch is the most awesome.

The RULES: The patch has to be military style, in subdued colors like OD or brown.  It has to say MHI or Monster Hunter International somewhere on it and 1895 for the founding.  It can be any shape, and there can be other words on it if you want.  The words do not have to be in English if you want to take it out of the country. On that note, I’ve actually got a short story in the works called Monster Hunter Mesopotamia (and obviously that patch would be tan).

I don’t care if you do it with fancy computer programs or color it in crayon, but for me to post it, it will need to be a Jpeg.

Make sure you include what town/region your patch represents in your title, because that’s what they will be known as in the voting.

Entries will be due by the last day of August.

The PRIZE: For whoever wins the poll, I’ll mention your patch in MHI:2 so it will become official cannon in the MHI universe and I’ll send you an autographed copy of Monster Hunter International.  If your town is already represented by another team in the MHI universe I might have to tweak accordingly, so the geography of where it is from will have to be at my discretion.

SPREAD THE WORD: Now obviously everything I do is based on selling more books, so please tell your friends, post it to your blog, sneak messages through the prison chow line, etc.  The more entries, the better.

Miami, werewolf howling at the moon
Miami, werewolf howling at the moon
Texas 1, Jackalope & Mare's Leg
Texas 1, Jackalope & Mare's Leg

 

TALON = Texas. Arkansas. Louisiana. Oklahoma. New Mexico
TALON = Texas. Arkansas. Louisiana. Oklahoma. New Mexico
Phoenix AZ
Phoenix AZSt Mary's County - Hellslayers

 

St Mary's County Hellslayers
St Mary's County Hellslayers

 

NorCal - The Bloody Bun
NorCal - The Bloody Bun

 

Bubba Crossville TN
Bubba Crossville TN

 

Takin Care of Business, Middle TN
Takin Care of Business, Middle TN

 

Arizona Rangers
Arizona Rangers

 

Georgia Skull Crackers
Georgia Skull Crackers

 

Houston MHI
Houston MHI

 

Cherokee Uktena
Cherokee Uktena

 

Rome Georgia
Rome Georgia

 

 

Texas Cannon
Texas Cannon

 

Montana Headhunters
Montana Headhunters

 

Black Mesa NM
Black Mesa NM

 

Oregon Sasquatch
Oregon Sasquatch

 

Texas Poison Bite
Texas Poison Bite

 

Omaha Stakes
Omaha Stakes

 

California. Because someone has to.
California. Because someone has to.

 

Texas (that's Latin for Get 'Er Done)
Texas (that's Latin for Get 'Er Done)

 

Bad Sheep Middle TN
Bad Sheep Middle TN

 

Central Utah Beehive Militia
Central Utah Beehive Militia

 

South Africa - A Boer Makes a Plan
South Africa - A Boer Makes a Plan

 

Winchester UK
Winchester UK

 

Wasilla Alaska
Wasilla Alaska

 

Dallas Pegasus
Dallas Pegasus

 

New York (older patch, predates olive drab ones)
New York (older patch, predates olive drab ones)

 

Dugway Proving Grounds Response Team
Dugway Proving Grounds Response Team

 

Middle TN Death Angels
Middle TN Death Angels

 

South Dakota - Sigh plains drifters
South Dakota - Sigh plains drifters

 

Chanute Kansas
Chanute Kansas

 

Arkham MA
Arkham MA

 

Lake Elsinore CA
Lake Elsinore CA

 

Edmond OK Loud Nerds
Edmond OK Loud Nerds

 

Tombstone AZ
Tombstone AZ

 

Utah County
Utah County

 

Italia
Italia

 

Salt Lake City
Salt Lake City

 

Northeast Bloggers

 

Exite!  Chemicus Sum!
Exite! Chemicus Sum!

 

Crushing Evil in the South
Crushing Evil in the South

 

Deo Vindice
Deo Vindice

 

Eastern TN
Eastern TN

 

Virginia
Virginia
College Station Texas
College Station Texas

 

Hollywood Hunters
Hollywood Hunters

 

Kentucy Skull Hunters
Kentucy Skull Hunters

 

San Diego

 

Bakersville Hall Kennel Club