I’m a big fan of John C. Wright’s work, and he is releasing a new novel, the basic premise of which was- “imagine if the latest Star Wars movies hadn’t been written by idiots.” 😀
Full disclosure, I’ve not read this yet, but John is a crazy talented writer, so I’m looking forward to it!
-Jack here. If you aren’t following Larry on X (@MonsterHunter45), you really should. He’s having a delightful time not being constantly censored. This is from one of his posts over there that we thought should be preserved.
Yo @SteveDiamond80… I think we need to talk about this defeatist horseshit on the show (the WriterDojo). (many of the comments deserve The Voice) What a self-defeating and totally ass backwards take on the business of writing. Guys, I know writing is a challenging business, but the successful mega star of the day making a dollar is not stealing a dollar from you.
When I was starting out the author jealous petty people whined about was JK Rowling, because she was the one making piles of money. They acted like if only the absolute sales juggernaut of Harry Potter didn’t exist, then all those millions of Harry Potter fans would go to them instead. What utter fucking bullshit. If Harry Potter didn’t exist, then odds are they still wouldn’t buy your book, because why would they? They’d buy something else they’d actually heard of, or for many of them, they wouldn’t read anything at all. In reality, all those kids who bought Harry Potter and stayed reading, continued buying books from lots of different people for the next couple decades, expanding in taste and genre. I’ve sold tons of books that are nothing like HP to people who started out reading HP.
So now it is Brandon who is making theme park money. Good for him. Same principle applies. If he didn’t exist then odds are his fans still haven’t heard of you, and you’ve presented no reason for them to have heard of you, or care. His fans who are only into him wouldn’t be reading anyone else, and his fans who read other authors would read other authors they’d actually heard of or had some reason to give a shit about. But is so UNFAIR. Life is unfair. But other authors who you think are more talented aren’t appreciated! Yep. Welcome to the wonderful world of art and entertainment, where quality is only one small part of the overall equation. Brandon also has a work ethic that would kill most of you, and a mercenary business savvy that’s rather impressive. (though I have demonstrated I can defeat Brandon easily in an battle axe fight)
If you want to be successful, take that whole jealousy based concept of fairness and throw it in the trash, because it is defeatist garbage that will only weigh you down. Every single author in the world can name another author who they think is talentless garbage, but who makes far more money than we do. “Ugh. Why does it have to be that idiot and not me?” we whine, and nobody cares. That’s pretty normal for artists, regardless of art form. History is full of artists dunking on other artists they thought they were better than. So what? Get better. Work harder. Switch up your marketing. Figure out new ways to grow your fan base. Improve your craft. Get more product out there. Whining about some other creator because you think it’s unfair they won the lottery and you didn’t, don’t accomplish shit.
As the great scholar Sean Connery taught us in his last performance as James Bond, losers talk about doing their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. (And yes, I know that’s from the Rock, but he is totally James Bond in it.) But anyways, so it is “disheartening” to see someone else be wildly successful? Then that’s on you. I think George Martin is a lazy dork. I think he’s a one trick pony (nihilistic shocking character death) who writes bloated meandering bullshit who wouldn’t recognize heroism if it bit him on the ass, and since he only works when he’s hungry, and HBO has made sure he’ll never be hungry again, he’s gonna squander his legacy and an opportunity that other writers would kill for. But am I “disheartened” that lazy George got HBO money and I haven’t? Fuck no. It makes me ask what can I do to position myself to get something like that! 😀
Meanwhile, Brandon, whether you’re into his stuff or not, works his ass off and does everything in his power to give his fans exactly what they want. And they reward him for this accordingly. When he was given a Winning The Lottery opportunity (finishing WoT) he seized that moment like a friggin’ Eminem song. Yes, “the money IS THERE” but you certainly aren’t entitled to any of it. Why should those people give you money for your stuff? That’s what you need to figure out.
Another one that needed archiving here on the blog… -Jack
(this was a response on the other social media page, to this viral thing where some Euro thinks Americans are crazy to think America is as diverse as different European countries)
The thing where Europeans don’t grasp how diverse America is makes me laugh.
But anyways I’ve been to England, France, Germany, Czechia, and Denmark. I’ve been to every US state except Hawaii, Alaska, Maine, and the Dakotas.
Other than speaking the same language (sorta) there is as much difference between San Francisco and Oklahoma City as there is between Prague and London. The difference between “the south” and everything else alone would blow your Euro mind. I say this with love as an adopted Alabaman.
Then even in that one region of America, the difference between the groups is a hoot. Cajun is in the south, but it is it’s own thing. That’s not even getting into the racial differences. Then you’ve got the rural vs. urban divide that exists everywhere. Tennessee is wildly different from Mississippi. Both of them look at Virginia like WTF, while most of Virginia points to the north and says don’t blame us. Then there’s Huntsville, where you can meet somebody who looks and sounds like a total redneck, but who does calculus in his head for fun.
America has got a couple hundred subcultures with deep philosophical divides between them, which follow geographical and historical lines a lot more than they follow state borders.
Then we’ve got the ethnic subcultures and their geographic enclaves in America. Something which we’ve had since the beginning which Europe is suddenly trying to deal with for the first time and not doing so hot. Hey, you smug Euro bastards who’ve been sneering at America’s crime rate from your–what up until recently have been–peaceful homogeneous oatmeal countries.
Anybody who thinks every part of America is the same, that tells me they haven’t gone very far off the freeway.
Big chunks of America are culturally Latin (and there’s big differences between being Mexican in Fresno and being Cuban in Miami), or culturally American black (and there’s big differences between ATL and LA) or culturally Scandinavian (and tell a Yooper that he’s the same as a Minneapolis liberal and you’re gonna get stabbed), or New Englanders (hell, within the Boston city limits there are more social divides than regular people can keep track of). Hell, I come from a place where you were either Portuguese, Mexican, or Okie. And the difference between those was the same as the difference between France and England, only in one valley.
Now I live in the Inner Mountain West, as in cowboy country (you know those lists of rodeo kids where the names are so cowboy they go viral? Those are literally my neighbors) which to me is normal, but to big chunks of America it is so different and alien that they think Yellowstone is realistic.
On that note, spare me the excuse about how us Americans all watch/listen/read the same entertainment, because A. only kinda. and B. you guys consume our entertainment products too. I got annoyed while I was in Europe trying to listen to European music in the rental car because most of your radio stations were playing boring American pop (which again, is subdivided by those geographic/cultural things I pointed out above, but is dominated by lame artificial LA crap mostly)
And we consume your entertainment products. That’s why I visited all those countries, to cater to the European subcultures who like my books. (don’t worry, most of the proper Europeans still hate my stuff!) 😀
But back to my current region, there are huge cultural differences between roughneck Wyoming and Mormon Utah. Same region. Hell, same town half the time, wildly different cultures. (and don’t get me started on the ProgMo liberal Mormons of the super urbanized Wasatch Front, because they’re all going to hell and the rest of us know it)
But, but, but you Americans all eat the same food! Yeah, the national chains. Which turns out, you guys have too. But again, get off the freeway a bit. Depending on the town you can get some really good Vietnamese/TexMex/Somali. Same way the good food in London is Thai or Indian, and the “traditional” British food I ate was a friggin’ war crime. Y’all need to treasure Gordon Ramsey for helping you fix your shit.
People say America is like 50 countries in a trench coat… eh… It is more like 200 countries bouncing on a trampoline. America is actually more like India with its clumped together mixture of hundreds of groups reclumped again under a few umbrellas. Some US states do have national pride/identities, but within those states there are subcultures who don’t, and others who are all in. (Texans and Floridians know exactly what I’m talking about).
Then one thing America and Europe have in common, all our sane normal people hate the big lefty cities which dominate us politically. So hundreds of subcultures, clumping under two distinct umbrellas. Us, and Those Meddlesome Fuckers. So culturally the people of rural Idaho have more in common with French farmers who are spraying cow shit on government offices than they do with the liberal Californians who now infest Boise.
That’s another cultural difference between America and Europe, we move around. A LOT. Europeans had centuries to clump into their chosen regions (or invade one, or get kicked out) so the like minded could be born and die in the same spot. Most of the American subcultures are like eh, fuck it, I’m gonna move a thousand miles to a very different place and work there instead. And we do that constantly, so the whole construct is always shifting.
Then geographically, we win. Period. We’ve got a bunch of stuff Europe doesn’t have, while having everything Europe has except for fjords maybe? I think. I’d have to check. Alaska might. Hell if I know.
Ultimately US states are crazy diverse, and the difference between states is nuts. The further you get away from the national chain shopping center right off the freeway off ramp, the more apparent this becomes. The homogeneous parts of America were the bits that we all agreed that we liked and adopted. Which ironically, I saw the exact same thing driving across Europe, as I bought Kinder Bueno in every single country. 😀
-Jack Wylder, here. Thought Larry’s comments on this needed to be preserved
Every now and then I see some pedantic weasel get all snooty how listening to audiobooks doesn’t count as reading. I just saw some dork acting smug and superior because “Reading is active. Listening is passive.”
Lol no. 😀 That is not how this works AT ALL.
Here is a peak behind the curtain of how this actually works. I’m one of those authors who’s style translates extremely well into audio. I do really good there. In fact one time one of the main execs at Audible needed to do a presentation about writing for audio, so he asked me in particular to help him come up with a list of tips and tricks. (and we’ve done episodes of WriterDojo about what I told him). So I’ve given a whole lot of thought to this topic, and I’ve learned from a lot of very smart people.
Eyes, ears (or fingers if you read braille) those are just the input device to feed story into your brain. There are different tricks we authors can do to make the story more interesting for either. Once the story is in your brain, if the story is good enough the reader/listener is going to go into a certain flow state we like to call “immersion.”
The whole active/passive thing is ridiculous, because when you are actively immersed in the story whatever input device you’re using becomes irrelevant, and you go into autopilot, and either way your brain is busy digesting that story.
You can “actively” read, but if you’re immersed, it’s automatic. In fact, while your brain is reading this line, your subconscious is already skipped ahead one line and is processing it too, and your brain is still processing the line above. (this is why profanity is 3x more powerful in written form than audio, because of the difference in the nature of the input device). On the eyeball side we’ve got visual tricks. On the audio side there is the added benefit of a narrator who can add emotion and emphasis.
But if you hook electrodes to someone’s brain who is in that active flow state where they are immersed in the world, and their imagination is processing and they’re creating visuals and are emotionally engaged, same parts of the brain are lighting up. And this is when you get pissed off when the doorbell rings and reminds you that the real world still exists.
The difference between absorbing your story from books/audio and TV is that the visualization component is being done for you.
Anybody who thinks you can’t read a book “passively” has never meandered their way through a boring read, nor if they think audio isn’t “active” has never been sucked into a good audiobook.
Getting people into that immersive state is my job. The reason I’m good at both audiobooks and regular books is that I’m a story teller first, writer second. Writer is just my preferred delivery method, and if I’d been born a thousand years ago I would’ve been the dude telling stories around the campfire at night.
This one definitely needs to be preserved…- Jack
On Rocket Man’s site I wrote: Assassination attempt on one candidate. Coup on the other a week later, leaving a puppet with dementia under the control of a shadowy cabal who really runs the government… If I put this in a thriller novel you guys would get mad at me for being too cliche.
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Somebody asked “If we’re going purely by cliches, then what comes next?”
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Oh boy, good question… Okay, professional writer hat on (and yes, I’ve got a trilogy of thrillers) after the assassination attempt and coup, here is how I would write this election story if I was going as ham fisted cheese as possible. Let’s see what actually comes true-
While Dementia Potato is being kept in the closet, heavily medicated while the government is run by a shadowy cabal (the Harvard prom committee), THROATUS locks up the nomination at the Democratic National Coup, err… I mean Convention. In a shocking turn of events, her running mate is a another woman. So that way if you’re against it you’re an extra misogynist. Also, it’ll be a white woman, because of the How Dare You Factor of bringing up all the DEI stuff. It’ll be a senator/congresswoman from a swing state.
But what’s more important than voting for the first All Female Power Team? Voting to REELECT the first female president! That’s right. A little while after the coupvention the news cycle will have tired of endless BJ jokes and will need to mix things up. So Dementia Potato has to go.
And by go, in a kind world it would be “retired due to health issues to spend time with his family”. But since I’m writing a ham fisted thriller, that’s not good enough. They’re gonna call the guy who snuck into Epstein’s cell and request something “dignified and tasteful”. A state funeral and National Time Of Mourning would be way better than skulking off into retirement. And also, that way if the old man is dead, then it would be So Rude to bring up pesky stuff like his actual record of total and complete failure. And instead he would be remembered as a Great Statesman Unifier, and not a corrupt child sniffing goober.
So now you aren’t just voting against a woman, but you are voting against First Female President and all the historical melodrama which accompanies this. The stage is set. The media goes 110% on the gas lighting. NOW the left is super worried about having a really old man running for president. Trump slept with hookers. Kamala is a basically sainted Mother Theresa and SUPER SMART.
Now if I’m writing an action thriller, this is where there’s another attempt on Trump, though probably way more subtle with fewer chances for positive optics. If you’re trying to destroy a guy have him go absolute gangster rap fist pump defiance in front of a waving flag and screaming bald eagle isn’t the way to go (In the book I’d even have a member of the shadowy cabal insisting that they use an AR-15 the first time because it helps their gun control initiatives).
In my book the PoV would either be the last honest non-DEI hire at the Secret Service who gets a couple bad ass fight scenes before the action finale set piece. But since this particular book is clearly being written by a dork who burned out his brain with too much cocaine who now struggles with writing good characters and satisfying conclusions, like Stephen King, then it’ll probably be something lame. Like a fake heart attack, food poisoning, autoerotic asphyxiation, or hell… give him Covid. Lol. If we’re going absolute ham fist, the left would love that storyline. It has come FULL CIRCLE.
If I’m writing this, the good guys would win, and the left would slink off in defeat… for now. (that way I could write the sequel) But in Stephen’s version Kamala will turn out to be the most popular candidate in history and get 94 million totally honest votes at 2 AM, but like I said, we all know he’s shit at endings.
Hell, I’m gonna bookmark this cliché thriller story outline to see how much of it comes true.