All posts by Jack Wylder

The Moral Equivalence Police

Another gem from Larry’s social media- Jack


As a Professional Internet Zoologist I have taught you guys about Common Internet Shit Gibbons and Moon Ferrets. Today’s lesson is about another strange and pathetic creature which roams the internets called The Moral Equivalence Police.

Officers of the MEPD can be counted on to kick in the door and loudly announce themselves in any thread where you are talking about specific events where one side of the political spectrum has done something stupid.

“MORAL EQUIVALENCE POLICE! REPUBLICANS ARE JUST AS BAD! EVERYONE ON THE GROUND!”

So, imagine that you you’re talking about some specific current event, where a democrat made some obvious ridiculous lie in public, like say, yesterday.

“MORAL EQUIVALENCE POLICE! TRUMP LIED ABOUT (insert thing here)! SHOW ME YOUR HANDS! SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!”

MEPD officers are related to Whataboutists, but they can be differentiated because they’re more about retaining the karmic balance of the universe, where there is no relative good or evil, and everything is always perfectly balanced in sucking equally. While, Whataboutists just hoot loudly about any random topic that they think makes the opposition look worse.

MEPs are not exclusively left wing, and the MEPD does not discriminate in recruiting. However, the majority of them are liberals (as can be determined by their brilliant rainbow plumage). Right wing MEPs are rarer, but sadly, not endangered.

Being simple, stimulus/response based creatures MEPs struggle with the concept of time or proportion. So if you are talking about a major serious event that happened yesterday, like a democrat got caught setting fire to a bus full of orphans, nuns, and orphaned nuns, a senior bull MEP will crash through you window and go-

“MORAL EQUIVALENCE POLICE! I REMEMBER WHEN NEWT GINGRICH SAID A MEAN THING IN 1993! DROP YOUR PHONE AND STEP AWAY FROM THE INTERNET!”

The key to dealing with MEPs is to not make any sudden moves. Insult them slowly, and carefully, in a way that their stupid dumb brain can eventually process. Then tell them to come back with a warrant and block them. Trust me, absolutely nothing of value will be lost.

Academy of Outcasts is now up for preorder


Academy of Outcasts

A brand new fantasy world from Larry Correia, bestselling author of Monster Hunter International!

All Oz Carnavon ever wanted was to become a master mage.


Except, to do so requires the natural gifts or wealth necessary to secure an appointment to one of the prestigious magical academies in the Core City at the center of the seven realms. Oz had neither.

He was born without magical talent, serving in the elemental plane of fire, a nightmarish hellscape of treacherous lava and vicious monsters, where life is cheap, and escape is rare. But Carnavons never give up.

When Oz fakes his death to get out of his family’s contract and crosses the Nexus gate to sneak into the Core, everything seems to be going according to plan… Until he gets blamed for an assassination attempt on the fire realm’s ambassador.

Now, Oz must become a fugitive in a vast magical city, while trying to earn a place among the magical academies which have nothing but disdain for his kind.

And the clock is ticking, because in one week, the most dangerous wizard in the realm of fire is coming to track him down and drag him back to hell.

Swag Shop opening

Hi all- Jack Wylder here. I had someone point out that I still needed to post here about the latest opening. The Swag Shop is open now through Dec 15th, 2024. We have to get all orders processed and to the PO before the 18th in order to get there by Christmas. (*This does not guarantee they will deliver before Christmas, though. That’s up to them, not us.) (Speaking of Christmas, the Christmas Noun magnet set is great for stocking stuffers!) 🙂

New stuff includes the MCB parking pass (by request), 3X sweatshirts (while supplies last), the MHI beanies, and my favorite- this new sticker (yes we’ll do it as a challenge coin at some point):

Limited quantities on a lot of this, so get it while you can.
https://www.WriterSwag.com
Send any questions to SwagHelp411@g mail dot com