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http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/news/stories/2008/04/03/turner_0404.html

Ted turner says the following: 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow,” Turner said during a wide-ranging, hour-long interview with PBS’s Charlie Rose that aired Tuesday. “Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals,” said Turner, 69. “Civilization will have broken down. The few people left will be living in a failed state — like Somalia or Sudan — and living conditions will be intolerable.”

Oh yeah.  If we have to turn to cannabalism, I’m down with that.  I’m going to eat Vegans.  Think about it, they’re going to be all grain-fed and soft.  No artificial sweeteners or preservatives, no nicotine, they won’t be all gamey.  Ahh yeah.

Plus, Vegans, 99.98% of them being Liberals, will also be unarmed, and easily captured and eaten after the Global Warming Apocolypse (hereafter reffered to as the GWA).  Think about it. They’re like a herd animal anyway…

The GWA may seem like a laughing matter now, but we’ll see who’s laughing when you find yourself dangling from a bungee cord, having a chainsaw duel against a retarded guy with a bucket on his head, for my amusement, in my THUNDERDOME!  BWA HA HA HA HA! “Two men enter!  One man leaves!”  Sorry, got a little ahead of myself.  Some of us are just itching for the GWA. 

Actually, I’m still waiting to start farming Greenland.  Like the Vikings did.  In recent recorded history.  Oh, wait… yeah, that doesn’t fit the agenda.  Never mind. 

“We’re too many people; that’s why we have global warming,” he said. “Too many people are using too much stuff.” Turner suggested that “on a voluntary basis, everybody in the world’s got to pledge to themselves that one or two children is it.” – Says the man with like 9 kids, who commutes to work in a private jet, and who’s ‘scenic’ property could grow like enough corn to feed 10,000 tasty Vegans.

Turner went on to say that military budgets need to be cut “way back.” “Right now, the U.S. is spending $500 billion a year on the military, which is more than all 190 countries in the world put together,” he said. “The two countries that the military industrial complex and some of our politicians would like to demonize and make enemies are Russia and China,” Turner said. “China just wants to sell us shoes. They’re not building landing craft to attack the United States, and Russia wants to be our friends, too.”

I really wish that I could be a Liberal.  Then I could live in a happy fairytale world of fluffy bunnies and hugs and rainbows.  If old Ted’s so damned worried about overpopulation, then he should be encouraging us to go to war more often.  Nothing trims the herd like good old fashioned war, and nobody does it better than us.  (brought to you by the Military Industrial Complex and Black Helicopter Society).  Sadly, my brain, as it is configured now, won’t allow me to be a Liberal.  I’ve thought about taking up Paint Huffing as a hobby, because then, people like Ted Turner would probably make more sense.

Ted on Irag: “We’re being beaten by insurgents who don’t even have any tanks, they don’t have a headquarters, they don’t have a Pentagon, we don’t even know if they have any generals,” Turner told Rose. Turner called the Iraqi insurgents “patriots” who “don’t like us because we invaded their country and occupied it. Nobody likes to be invaded.”

When the GWA occurs, we’re eating Ted first.  Despite him being all stringy, bony, and flavored with Liberal angst, that man just deserves to be a cannibal feast.  Well, maybe not feast, but I bet if we used him as the base for a stew, he wouldn’t be too bad. 

Considering that most of the insurgents we’re currently killing en masse aren’t even from Iraq, but are from bordering countries, and most of the Iraqi people want us there (and Ted Turner’s polls can bite me, because I’m going to take the word of the couple hundred people I know who have actually been there, as opposed to Nancy “don’t you dare give us good news” Pelosi), I’m gonna say that he’s way off base here.

Yep, those patriots sure are doing good without their evil military-industrial complex (gonna look the other way on Iran I suppose), that we don’t need tanks and planes to defend ourselves.  That’s why we’ve got a kill ratio against the insurgents of like 100 to 1, because you know, that’s the ratio we want to be on the losing side of should our good friends, the innocent shoe-makers of China, ever decide to get uppity. 

I think I’ve got Ted figured out though.  Since the world’s overpopulated, then he’s got to root for the psychotic fanatics who’s hobbies are sawing the excess population’s heads off.  Since Americans are too lazy to randomly saw people’s heads off, that leaves him with rooting for the terrorists, but his ace in the hole is to root for the communists, because nobody, and I mean nobody, kills people in bulk like those guys. 

So Ted Turner, Sir, I have to say, in all honesty, that you are the biggest moron I’m aware of.  Thank you for being you, for you have certainly brightened my day.  Now if you will excuse me, I have to check on my food storage and ammo supply. 

Back in stock at Amazon today, and with a discount (for some reason) though I’ll still steer you toward Uncle Hugos just because he’s independant.  I believe he’s got some in stock. That’s like somebody referring someone to Sportsman’s Wharehouse instead of FBMG, if you know what I mean.  Sometimes the big stores have more stuff, but us little guys are way the hell cooler.

Copies of the 1st edition are still being printed, as I haven’t actually signed the contract yet. 

MHI:2 is coming along nicely.  I think you guys will like it. 

Found this on Gun Free Zone:  http://gunfreezone.net/wordpress/?p=30 (which I found because the author read MHI, and posted a positive review, man, I need to update my blog roll!)

Basically, Oklahoma legislators decided that their college students, even the ones that are veterans, are too stupid to carry guns on campus. 

Allow me to pick on one line of the article:

University of Oklahoma President David Boren had argued the bill would hurt recruitment of students and faculty. It also would pose a dilemma for police trying to determine whether a person wielding a weapon was a “deranged gunman or someone who thinks he is doing good vigilante work.”

This is priceless stuff here.  Because not only are Oklahoma’s students too dumb to carry guns, their cops are too dumb to assess a dynamic situation.  See, apparently it is better for a gunman to come in, and shoot everybody, than to have somebody shoot the gunman, and then have the good guy get accidently plugged by the responding officers.  Well, Mr. Boren, you dumb son of a bitch, if I’m about to get murdered by a crazed gunman, getting shot by the responding officers is a concern that I’ll address later. 

Let me break it down for the really dumb readers (like state legislators), if I’m about to get murdered, I would much rather take the asshole doing the murdering with me and get shot by the cops afterward.  Either way, I’m dead, but at least I get to accomplish something useful in the process.  (accomplishing something useful, yet another concept alien to politicians)

Idiot politicians like this are the reason that I started teaching CCW for free to college students and anyone that works at a Utah school.  See, here in Utah, we can carry guns in school.  It was a huge battle to get, but we won, the anti-gun forces lost.  In the process I testified before the state legislature on this issue, and that experience, and listening to worst-case scenario logic like the above, pissed me off so badly that I basically said “screw it” and started spending my own time and money to get more guns in school.

So far, I figure that I’ve personally waived over $10,000 worth of instructional fees in the last year.  And I plan on continuing to do this indefinately.  Because it’s worth ten K of lost income to tick off politicians.

I keep trying to get the word out about that, but in the last year I’ve got taught about 250 college students for their CCWs for free.  This doesn’t count educators or employees of schools.  Hell, I don’t care if you’re the janitor, I’ll teach you for free.  I also teach military (active, reserve, or guard) for free too, but that’s just personal. 

So if you’re in Utah, spread the word.  Your class is on FBMG. I want as many guns in school as possible.  I want the next psycho that attempts to shoot up a school in Utah to get Swiss-cheesed. 

And if you work at one of my kid’s schools, I’ll get you friggin’ SWAT training…

If your local politicians tell you that your students and faculty are too stupid to prevent another Virginia Tech or Columbine, ask them sincerely why Utah loves it’s children more than your state does. 

http://thenewspaper.com/news/23/2302.asp  Okay, let’s apply some critical thinking to this one.  Police surround this place, cut off all the exits, do a massive warrantless search, and shake down a bunch of people… because they MIGHT do something wrong.   

“If you’re not into street racing, why would you need that?” Riverside Police Traffic Sergeant Skip Showalter asked an enthusiast during a similar crackdown last year. “Why would you want more power going to your car?”

What kind of idiotic question is that?  “Uh… because I friggin’ can?  Because I’m an American?  Because I don’t live in Cuba or China?”  I hate that kind of reasoning from people in authority.  Though I usually get some variation of “why do you need a gun that powerful?  why do you need a machine gun? baaa…. chews cud.  Only criminals need AK47s.” and other assorted bunches of crap like that. 

I’m not excusing illegal street racing, but shouldn’t you actually punish people for doing the illegal thing, instead of people that were PARKED?   Read the link.  This wasn’t about public safety.  This was all about revenue generation. 

100 police officer raids, for revenue generation?

I’m a California refugee.  My wife’s a California refugee.  We’re glad to be in a place where the authority (though it too is bossy, annoying, and petty, like most authority) is a mere shadow of California’s.   Our bureacrats stand in awe of California. 

I was talking to a friend of mine yesterday who has a really good paying job in LA.  He’s moving out here as soon as possible, and taking a massive pay cut in the process.  He’s tired of living in a place where an illegal alien gang banger (who’s been arrested 10 times, but never deported) can walk up to an innocent kid on the street, and just murder them, and then have locals start making excuses for the criminal.

California keeps passing more and more idiotic laws banning everything pointy, sharp, fast, or with a carbon footprint larger than a milk-cow, while half the state has turned into a 3rd world nation, your governator commutes in a jet, and people making $120,000 a year can’t afford to buy a tin shack under an overpass. 

You’ve got Berkley.  Enough said.   

California’s just plain broken. 

And Californians, don’t get your feelings hurt, and come back and tell me how the weather’s nice, or you’re the 7th Biggest Economy in the World (well, whoop de’ freaking do), your state still sucks.  I lived there for most of my life, and every time I go back to visit relatives, it just pisses me off even more. 

Let me address that whole 7th largest economy BS for a second.  Everytime I’ve ever made fun of California online (usually because of their gun laws) I get fed that line.  Okay, you’re one of the biggest states, in the most prosperous country the world has ever seen, you’ve got abundant natural resources, the world’s most fertile farm land, and you take up most of the west coast (and all the resources and shipping ability) of the most prosperous nation ever, I would be shocked if you didn’t make lots of money.  But your broken down shell of a fascist state (but the weather’s nice!) is a shadow of what California should, or could be. 

Don’t feed me that 7th biggest line and expect me to go… oohh you’re so awesome.  California’s blessed because of the luck of geography, circumstances, and the work of the people that came before you.  California’s on a slide into asinine oblivion and irrevelancy.

Then I get that whole- “Well, whatever way California goes, the rest of the nation goes to!” 

Not if us poor hicks out here in red state country can help it.  California’s no longer a leader to the rest of us. California is amusing.  California is only a leader to people who’re insane, buy into hype easily, or belive that government can solve everything. 

To those few of you that have stayed in the Golden State to fight the good fight, God bless you.  You’ve done your best.  But you’re hopelessly outnumbered by stupid people.  You’ve been outmaneuvered by a superior force.  Good luck.