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More signing info

Book Signing & Panel Discussion: Saturday, October 10, Salt Lake City, UT

Sugarhouse Barnes & Noble, will include panel and multiple  SF/Fantasy authors.

Book Signing: Thursday, October 22, Logan, UT

Logan Borders, 6-8pm
435-787-0678

Book Signing: Friday, October 23, Orem, UT

Orem Barnes and Noble, 4-6pm

Book Signing: Saturday, October 24, Layton, UT

Layton Barnes & Noble, 12-2pm

Book Signing: Saturday, October 24, West Jordan, UT

West Jordan Barnes & Noble, 3-5pm

Book Signing: Thursday, October 29, Mountain View, CA

Books Inc., Mountain View, CA
301 Castro St.
Mountain View, CA 94041
650.428.1234

Book Signing: Friday, October 30, Fairfield or Half-Moon Bay, CA

Bay Book Company in Half-Moon Bay

Or

Barnes & Noble, Fairfield, CA
1600 Gateway Boulevard
Fairfield, CA 94533
707.435.0484

 We’ll also be hooking up with editors at World Fantasy in San Jose.

Book Signing: Thursday, November 12, San Diego, CA

Mysterious Galaxy, San Diego, CA
7051 Clairemont Mesa Blvd.
Suite #302
San Diego, CA 92111
858.268.4747

Book Signing: Friday, November 13, Torrance, CA

Borders
3700 Torrance Blvd
Torrance, CA 90503
Phone: 310.540.7000

Book Signing: Saturday, November 14, Los Angeles, CA area

Locations TBD

 

These are off of John D. Brown’s blog. http://johndbrown.com/  His novel Servant of a Dark God http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0765322358/ref=s9_simz_gw_s2_p14_t1?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-2&pf_rd_r=11FR74JVAP1F2NACWDVC&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=470938631&pf_rd_i=507846 comes out in October and we’ll be touring with Dave Farland, well-known author of Runelords and a mess of others.  So if you come to any of these signings, it will be like 3 awesome authors for the price of one!

There will also be some Texas ones on the 16th-17th of October, but I’m still working on that.

Introducing MHI logo clothing and accesories

http://www.cafepress.com/monster_hunters 

Check it out. These were designed for me and they came out awesome. 

Cafepress is a site that makes clothing, mugs, mousepads, etc. on demand. So you order the products directly from them on their page. 

In the future we will be doing runs of other limited edition patches, logos, etc.  More details to come on those.

If you’ll notice in the titles, every single item is TACTICAL!  Because that’s how we roll.

And yes, these are official, and I do get money for them. Yay! 🙂

Barack Obama wants to have a chat with my kids

This letter came home with my kids today.

September 3, 2009

Dear Parents,

On September 8th, the first day of school for many children across America, the President of the United States will deliver a national address directly to students on the importance of education. He will challenge them to work hard, set educational goals, and take responsibility for their learning. He will also advocate every child receiving the best education possible so they ultimately can compete for good jobs and live rewarding and productive lives in their communities.

Because this is the first time an American president has spoken directly to the nationa’s school children abou suceeding in school, U.S. Secretary of Education, Arne Duncan, has encouraged principals, teachers and students nationwide to watch this live broadcast next Tuesday at 10:00 a.m. Students in Granite School District will be provided the opportunity to hear this address. If you have questions or prefer your child not to participate, please contact the school principal.

 

I’m going down to the school in person tomorrow to speak with the principal. My children will not be participating in this event.  

I’m so furious that I’m having a hard time putting this into words. The sheer unmitigated gall of this man has no bounds.

The letter points out that “this is the first time an American president has spoken directly to the nation’s school children”.  No kidding? That’s because every single other one was classy enough not to do anything this offensive. I would be offended if George Bush wanted to speak directly to my kids. In fact, I think if Bush had wanted to talk directly to our kids, the media would have had an apoplectic fit. Hell, I would have been ticked if Ronald Friggin’ Reagan had wanted to talk directly to my children.  I never thought we’d have a president who’d make me look back and wish fondly for the integrity of Bill Clinton.

It isn’t your damn job. It isn’t your job to teach my kids about anything. You have no business influencing my children in any way, shape, or form.

 

This is asinine, absolutely asinine.  Obama is a Marxist. I despise everything he’s done. I despise the people he’s surrounded himself with, communists, eugenicists, and quacks, lunatics and sycophants of lunatics. I hate what he’d done to America, and I know that I’m not alone. Approximately half the country hates him. He’s pushed more controversial legislation in a shorter period of time than any US politician ever.  He makes FDR look like John Adams, and right now he’s embroiled in the middle of the most impassioned and hated piece of legislation in the last fifty years, and in the midst of that, he somehow thinks it is a good idea to come speak to America’s kids?

 

Let’s see… Isn’t influencing the youth something straight out of the socialist playbook?  Oh, wait. I’m not supposed to call him a socialist, even though I’ve had a very simple challenge out to any of his supporters for the last month, and nobody has answered it yet. If Barack Obama is not a socialist, can you name five policies, regulations, or laws he’s pushed during his presidency that Karl Marx himself would not have approved of?  I’m still waiting on that one, and until anyone can answer it, he’s a Marxist.   

 

Listen, you self-righteous sack of crap, we don’t like you. We don’t like what you’re doing. Red State America hates your guts. We hate your policies. We don’t want Cap & Trade. We don’t want Socialized Medicine. We don’t want to you telling us what to eat, how to live, or what to feel. We don’t like your friends. We don’t like your advisors or your legions of czars. We don’t want the government to build our cars, run our banks, or our health.  We don’t trust the government, and we especially don’t trust you.

 

Stay away from my kids.

We broke half a million hits today!

Monster Hunter Nation broke 500,000 hits today.

I started this little blog in September of 2007, so it has been around for almost 2 years.

In case you are curious, using the highly advanced WordPress software, I have broke down where these half million hits came from:

4,682 came from Bob Westover’s relatives voting in the MHI patch contest for Utah County over the last 2 days.

7,300 came from people who wanted to know when MHV is coming out.

14,895 were Google search hits for “Megan Fox sucks”

325 hits were from liberal bloggers who stopped by to call me a Neo-Con.

I’d get a couple thousand each December for families gathering around the laptop for their annual traditional reading of “The Christmas Noun”.

15 were from sick freaks who totally misunderstood the meaning of “Hold the Pig Steady.”

Over 8,000 were searchs for the mispelling of the word Swedish.  (“Ikea, Sweadish for Wait in Line” was the #1 Google search for ‘Sweadish’ for about a year, until I replaced with “Sweadish Erotica” which I don’t even know what that is, but it sounds like it involves blond people and modular furniture).

500 were for various B-Movie reviews. In all honesty the ones that turn up on the most searches are Monster Ark (sucked!) and Automation Transfusion (rocked!)

700 or so were from my mom checking in daily, because I “never bother to call!”

The remaining 450 thousand were from people telling me I was poor and stupid because of “HK, because you suck, and we hate you” and that I should go back to my trailerpark to play with my SKS and then overdose on cheap Wal-Mart cough syrup.

It has been a good two years. I look forward to as many more as we have before the Internet Czar shuts it all down to prevent global warming climate change  or something.