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Here is a Christmas stocking stuffer idea for you:  http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?lt1=_blank&bc1=000000&IS2=1&bg1=FFFFFF&fc1=000000&lc1=0000FF&t=monshuntnati-20&o=1&p=8&l=as4&m=amazon&f=ifr&ref=ss_til&asins=B0040Z2LPI

I’ve been using this stuff for the last year, and I can say that it is by far the best gun lubricant I have ever tried. When used correctly (strip gun, spray with degreaser, clean it really well, then lubricate) it makes rough guns feel good, and good guns feel super slick. The only gun I own that I didn’t feel a marked improvement in how the slide felt was my custom STI, but that was because it is hard to make butter feel softer. 🙂

 

The Burning Throne, Episode 5: Aftermath

Continued from the Battle of Shinjo Ridge:  http://larrycorreia.wordpress.com/2011/11/11/the-burning-throne-episoide-4-the-battle-of-shinjo-ridge/  Last week’s update featured the Hida O-Hinku, Little Miss Hida Face Wrecker, action scene of brutal Crab style gaijin clubbing. The following entries were from the same game session immediately after the battle. Ide Todo written by Steve Diamond.

Unauthenticated Journals of Ide Todo

Have I found my purpose?

It feels odd to write this so closely following my admission of failure.  Perhaps the Fortunes do indeed smile upon me, but I have felt invigorated by recent events.

Should anyone every read these journals, it is important to put into context the events surrounding—causing even—my epiphany of sorts.  Doubtless the educated will have heard of the Battle of Shinjo Ridge.  I heard it called many things that evening.  Kenzan’s Folly.  The Shinjo Massacre.  The last is likely the most apt for it was not a battle.  If not for the bravery of my traveling companions, the barbarian hordes would have swept immediately into my people’s lands in a wave of fire and blood.

I did not see the battle up close, but even from afar it was an easy thing to see the various clan forces milling about in confusion.  Through the ash that drifted upon the winds, I caught glances of bursts of fire on the battlefield.  It wasn’t until after that I learned of our enemies exploding into flame upon dying.  I saw the wounded.  The lucky few that returned—I was told we lost more than half of our forces in that slaughter—did so with every degree of burn across their exposed skin.  Cloth melted in those sorcerous flames and soon was affixed to skin.  Samurai returned blind, or wearing blisters already weeping sickness.  Armor and weaponry of poor quality was warped and useless—only melting them down and reforging them was the available course.  My own companions, for all their bravery, did not escape the carnage.  Both the ronin Zuko Zuko and Tsuruchi Machio returned—carried—with horrible wounds.  Hida Makoto and his half-sister Hida O-Hinku, while wounded, returned more or less intact.

I have studied war, and as is usually the case following a decisive defeat the blame that was thrown around like dung in a stable was nearly as damaging as the battle itself.  Together with Kitsuki Tsuze—with whom I was attempting to decipher coded correspondence—I ran to the tent of the warlords.

I could hear them long before I was even in sight of the tent.  Accusations roared like battle-cries.  The scene inside the tent was one of chaos, of [section damaged beyond repair].  The warlords stood around their map of the battle field alternately pointing at it and Kenzan. 

“The ravine was in the wrong place!”

“Where was the river?”

“Look at the map!  Your orders were incompetent!”

“You killed us all!”

I can still hear their words echoing inside my skull.  But the image that that was burned into my mind was that of Kenzan slowly gripping the hilt of his wakizashi.  I doubt anyone else noticed, focused as they were on losing themselves in the chaos.

And suddenly there was absolute quiet.

Every eye turned my way, and I realized my mouth was open, and that I was beseeching their attention.  What came over me?  The words I spoke are unclear to me as I try to recall them for this record.  They slip like water through spread fingers. 

I recall heads nodding, the redness leaving their faces.  Kenzan’s removing his hand from the hilt of his blade.  For the first time I noticed Makoto in the tent.  In his eyes I saw something that I do not think I have truly witnessed: honest respect.  Oh I could see the confusion that was mixed with it.  He was regarding me in the way a warrior takes the measure of an opponent…and I was suddenly worth his respect.  I looked about the room and saw this impression mirrored in the eyes of nearly all in attendance.

It humbled me.  It humbles me even as I write.

As they all left I caught Kenzan’s attention.  I began consoling him in the only way a warrior understands:  appealing to his honor, and showing him how he could salvage it from the ashes.  I was unexpectedly supported by Tsuze, and together we talked him into keeping his wakizashi sheathed.  Hopefully [section damaged beyond repair]

Kenzan is not at fault here, I am sure.  Tsuze is proving himself invaluable as an investigator.  His father would be proud with the way he honors family and ancestors.  We communed with the kami—I respect the kami even if others brush off the advice they give—and we suspect someone of tampering with the map.  If true it still will not fully restore Kenzan’s honor, but it will put him back on the path.

I walked back to our rooms then, leaving the tent behind me.  But those gazes of respect followed me.  It wasn’t a katana held high, dripping with the blood of Yobanjin that arrested their attention and respect.  It was my voice.  My reasoning—though my own words elude me.  A sense of purpose flowed through me—I feel it even now.

The voice of the Empire.  I heard my Clan whispering as I walked by.  They spoke of the honor I could bring to our Clan as the Amethyst Champion.  As an Emerald Magistrate.  I still need to gain much honor, and obtain a mountain’s worth of knowledge, but perhaps the Fortunes are guiding me through my Clan.  Through the respect I witness in others.

It will be a hard journey, and I worry that I won’t have the strength.  I must look in even the most unlikely of places to find the strength to save the Empire. 

If need be, I must even [section damaged beyond repair]

Journals of Ide Todo

Authenticity Unconfirmed

Discovered in the Shadowlands 1175

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Eighth Entry

From the journal of Hida Makoto, Crab Clan. 

We have been betrayed.

The Crab took heavy casualties. I do not know how many more of the wounded will perish. The Lion and the Scorpion fared just as badly. Tsuruchi Machio and Zukozuko are both grievously injured and lucky to be alive. O-Hinku’s squad lost nearly half of its men. 

Yobanjin tried to kill me, but the mountain did not burn.

Kenzan’s battle plans were a mess. None of the terrain was as it was described, though the map in the battle tent is correct now. I do not know how this was done, whether the map was switched last night, or if Kenzan was manipulated through the kami, but I know that my brother is not a fool. The combined clan armies have been tricked.

Unicorn clan general, Moto Kang, insulted Kenzan’s honor, saying he was either a traitor or an incompetent. Who do you think you are, Moto? Crab volunteered to defend your pathetic fortress when the empire is threatened. Are there any Moto on the Wall where the empire is threatened every single day? Kenzan is one of the greatest warriors of the Crab. He has fought many battles and never made a mistake. Hida Kenzan is what it means to be Crab!

Yet, I could see the doubt in Kenzan’s eyes. He reached for his wakizashi, and I fear that he would have killed himself on the spot if it had not been for Ide Todo’s wisdom.

I owe Ide Todo a great debt. His clever words prevented more carnage than he can imagine. He calmed the Moto daimyo and made Kenzan wonder if magical trickery had been involved. If Kenzan had taken his own life, then nothing would have stopped O-Hinku from attacking Moto Kang, and her men would have followed her. There would have been nothing left of Shiro Shinjo for the Yobanjin to burn when the Crab were through with it.

I have always been the one that has brought shame and infamy to our family. Everything Kenzan has done has been glorious and honorable. But today I am a hero who killed the enemy by the pile and Kenzan is contemplating seppuku.

I will not let him. He does not understand what it is to fail but keep trying. He has never had to pray to the Fortune of Persistence. I have. I will not carry his ashes home to mother.

When the other clans were gone, Kenzan looked to me, and asked, “Is this how it feels?”

Yes. Yes, brother. This is what it feels like to be scorned and humiliated for something that is not your fault.

O-Hinku has been placed in charge of the Crab forces. Kenzan has given me his word that he will wait before taking any action. I swear I will find who is responsible for this, and I will make them suffer before they die. I have promised to bring Kenzan a head, but before they die, I will make them talk. My grandfather was a torturer. He knew how to make fools talk. May his spirit guide me.

Kitsuki Tsuze likes puzzles. He will figure this puzzle out too, and once Tsuze-san has found the answer, our enemy will learn to fear the mountain.

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Continued next week with Crab Duel!  http://larrycorreia.wordpress.com/2011/11/25/the-burning-throne-episode-6-crab-duel/

Future book stuff from me, available on for preorder now

Monster Hunter Legion

http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?lt1=_blank&bc1=000000&IS2=1&bg1=FFFFFF&fc1=000000&lc1=0000FF&t=monshuntnati-20&o=1&p=8&l=as4&m=amazon&f=ifr&ref=ss_til&asins=1451637977

This will be a limited edition hardcover that has a signature page from me bound into it.  

The Monster Hunters:

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This is a hard cover omnibus of the first 3 MHI books. I have no idea how they are going to fit them all in there togehter.  EDIT: The link should go to the right place now.

The Grimnoir Chronicles: Hard Magic, mass market paperback

http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?lt1=_blank&bc1=000000&IS2=1&bg1=FFFFFF&fc1=000000&lc1=0000FF&t=monshuntnati-20&o=1&p=8&l=as4&m=amazon&f=ifr&ref=ss_til&asins=1451638248

And thanks to everybody who has been going to Amazon through the links on my page. Any time you order stuff through here, you don’t get charged any extra, but I get a % for the refferal. It is rather awesome. So far I’ve made enough to offset the growing Hordes/Warmachine arms race between various Utah novelists. I just heard that Dan Wells ordered 3 more warjacks… Stuff just got real.

So by purchasing all of the stuff you would purchase through Amazon anyway, and stopping through here first, it will enable me to get more guys like this to paint in order to stomp other writer’s faces.

I named him Kevin. Yes, that is an MHI patch. So you totally know he's awesome.

Yes. Because I’m mature like that.

More reasons why the Occupy movement sucks and is lame

Best photo ever, from the NY Post/Matthew McDermott

The above picture is from when an Occupie interrupted the swearing in ceremony for newly elected congressman Bob Turner at a high school in queens. Who the hell heckles a swearing in ceremony? Adam Weissmann and three other clueless protestors, that’s who. (there’s Adam pictured above, looking highly befuddled) Turner is the guy that replaced Wiener in a special election, and Wiener was a dirt bag, so I don’t really know what they were protesting. Equal rights for dirt bags? Anyway, it is rather uncouth to interrupt a swearing in ceremony, so a former Marine, former NYPD, guy named Kevin Hiltunen (pictured above whooping ass, old school) dragged the Occupie out and tossed him in the street. “I guess you could say I sorted him out.”

I would have to agree, Kevin. He looks pretty sorted out to me. Good work. The half of America that works for a living is going to print this picture and frame it.

Clueless, whiny, obnoxious, annoying, smelly, and rapey… That’s a great recipe for success right there.   

I keep getting told that the Occupy Wall Street is a legitimate political movement, every bit as legitimate as the Tea Party… Just with more rapes, murders, shootings, riots, tuberculosis outbreaks, public sex, rampant drug use, drug overdoses, and still no real coherent message other than “We want more stuff!”

I went by the Occupy Salt Lake encampment the other day. I was surprised by how tiny it was. It was just a little cluster of tents. I’ve been to ward scout camps that were bigger. The local Ren Fair is bigger… Yet, they’re still managing to have fatalities. That’s quite the ringing endorsement. Listen to our ideas, but as soon as you put us in charge people will die mysteriously, you’ll get raped but we won’t report it, and then you can catch a 19th century disease! Yay!

I’ve been told repeatedly by people on Facebook that I am wrong to insult OWS because they have some “good points” and how the Tea Party should totally work with them, because we want “the same thing.”

No. We. Don’t.  We can agree that cronyism is bad, but the proposed solutions are completely divergent. The Tea Party wants smaller government. OWS wants (as far as anyone can tell because they still don’t have a coherent message) a government that can do absolutely everything for them. Leave me alone vs. Fix all my bad choices for me. We pay too much in taxes vs. Eat the rich and give me their stuff. Freedom vs. Fairness. These ideals are opposite ends of the spectrum. There is no middle ground here.

The argument that they are the same because both sides agree that there is a problem is absurd. I’m sure plenty of Russians thought that the Tsar was wrong, but that didn’t make Lenin the right answer. Anyone who says that the two sides are morally equivalent is delusional.

Both sides agree that the body politic is unhealthy. The Tea Party solution is to replace the defective parts and put the body on a diet. The OWS solution is to transplant its brain with a cabbage. Then set it on fire.

Where were the cries last year that everyone who was unhappy with the current economic situation should listen to the Tea Party, because they had a legitimate complaint? Funny, I don’t remember those. Right wing group says that problem X exists, insult them and mock those crazies. Left wing group says that problem X exists, then we should all respectfully agree that X is a serious problem and have a dialog about what to do about X, even though the left wing solution to X rewards the people that caused X, and then makes X ten times worse.

That’s the thing that irks me the most about OWS.  Comparing how they get treated in the media narrative against how competing movements are portrayed. The Tea Party are violent, racist extremists, with an extreme agenda, who want to lynch minorities, and if the government does what they want then we’ll go back to the dark ages, all the old folks will die, children will starve, and so they can all burn in hell, those racist bastards.  On the other hand, OWS demonstrates that the government needs to do more, and that people are suffering in these tough times, and that greed is bad m’kay, and that we should totally feel sorry for these poor people, and if only all those awful rich people would give up their stuff, then everybody could be happy together.

Sure, that’s simplified, but look at how either side is talked about on any story, any issue, in the vast majority of the media and see if it doesn’t fit those basic parameters. Obviously it isn’t limited to just Tea Party vs. OWS. I’m still amazed by the comments about Herman Cain’s “Predatory Black Sexuality” on MSNBC, which was about the stupidest, most actually racist thing I’ve heard in a long time… Besides, everybody that reads this blog when I post my hate mail knows that I’m the one stealing all the white women.

The narrative gets repeated and repeated and repeated until all the stupid people just swallow it unthinkingly. The other day I posted on Twitter, “Remember when the Tea Party had all those rapes? Yeah, me too. Thanks CNN.”  And I immediately got a reply that “No, but I remember when that Tea Party guy shot a congresswoman in the face!”  What? Seriously? Okay… Bear with me, you ill informed ass muppet… If you will recall a lunatic dissatisfied nut job that was so in his own world that he really didn’t fit in with any rational political philosophy and didn’t belong to any particular group (but loved him some Karl Marx) shot some people because the voices in his head told him too, this was IMMEDIATELY shouted from the rooftops as definitive PROOF that the Tea Party was as evil as the media said they are.  (And it was all Sarah Palin’s fault.)

Sure, afterwards it came out that the guy wasn’t affiliated with them in any way, shape, or form, but the narrative had been set, and here we are all this time later and morons are still parroting it. If you can’t find actual bad stuff, make some up. 

However, we’re supposed to dismiss the over three thousand arrests at various Occupy movements? I’m supposed to be furious at the Oakland PD, because a poor, picked on, former Marine was severely injured by their horrid police brutality? (sure, he’d been drummed out of the Marines for drug abuse, ran a website about how the military sucks, and I personally find that I experience far fewer severe head injuries when I chose not to engage in battle with riot cops, but whatever). 

We’re supposed to ignore that rapes and sexual assaults are rampant, and that the OWS people were trying to handle them without involving law enforcement? From the New York Post, “We don’t tell anyone. We handle it internally. I said too much already.” A few weeks ago when I posted that on Twitter I had several angry people demanding links, like I’d just made up these totally baseless allegations, because surely, if all these horrible things were so common, they would’ve heard about it on the regular news! My answer was to put Rape at Occupy Wall Street into Google and get ready for lots of reading.

I want you to imagine with me for a moment that one half of one percent of the same type of criminal activity that has occurred at an Occupy event were to have occurred at any Tea Party event. Now imagine the media coverage…

There is a fundamental difference in character between the two sides. By their fruits ye shall know them. Sadly, the media is totally incapable of understanding that concept.

And for my closing statement, here is video of someone at Occupy Seattle shitting on a public sidewalk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl1ObUGAoHE&feature=player_embedded

What my D6 coauthor did on Veteran's Day

I got a couple of e-mails from Mike Kupari yesterday. For those of you that don’t know him, Mike is my best friend, coauthored the thriller Dead Six with me, and is currently serving in Afghanistan as an EOD Technician. (the crazy guys that take care of IEDs). 

This is the book we wrote together:  http://www.amazon.com/dp/1451637586/ref=as_li_tf_til?tag=monshuntnati-20&camp=14573&creative=327641&linkCode=as1&creativeASIN=1451637586&adid=0YSR1G7S3HRC8B37RT4E&&ref-refURL=http%3A%2F%2Frcm.amazon.com%2Fe%2Fcm%3Ft%3Dmonshuntnati-20%26o%3D1%26p%3D8%26l%3Das1%26asins%3D1451637586%26ref%3Dtf_til%26fc1%3D000000%26IS2%3D1%26lt1%3D_blank%26m%3Damazon%26lc1%3D0000FF%26bc1%3D000000%26bg1%3DFFFFFF%26f%3Difr

He didn’t get to do any book signings when his first novel came out, because he was too busy being awesome.

He sent me the following pictures of his Veteran’s Day.

 

We e-mail back and forth quite a bit. This is from the last couple of emails he sent me. 

You know what’s funny?  You know how you see all those Veterans Day posters and pictures and stuff, where it shows some GIs sleeping in some God-forsaken, dusty hellhole? 
 
Yeah, I totally did that.  Whole nine yards.  Sleeping on the hard cold ground, 70-pound rucksack, and what was supposed to be a 2-3 kilometer walk turned into a 10 kilometer walk.
 
Here we were talking about the rapes, shootings, deaths, and Tuberculosis outbreak among the Occupy Wall Street crowd:

I have seen young Americans, recklessly brave, crawling through villages with 100 pound backpacks.  I’ve seen them sleep on the cold ground, huddled together in mud huts, crapping in holes in the ground.  I’ve watched them mourn their dead.  They eat terrible food and live off of however much water they can carry.  They brave IEDs every time they leave the FOB, and through it all, they keep telling jokes.
 
You know what THEY want?  A lighter pack.  To not have to walk quite as far.  In some cases, they just want their legs back. 
 
And look at the country they’re protecting.  Tens, possibly hundreds of millions of sniveling parasites braying for Mother Government to feed them, clothe them, house them, guarantee them a job, and wipe their fucking asses for them.

It makes me sick.  America doesn’t deserve the military it has.
 
Anyway.  Here’s another cool guy picture.  This is what I did on Veterans Day.