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The Drowning Empire, Episode 38: Das Bu

The Drowning Empire is a weekly serial based on the events which occured during the  Writer Nerd Game Night monthly Legend of the Five Rings game.  It is a tale of samurai adventure set in the magical world of Rokugan.

If you would like to read all of these in one convenient place, along with a bunch of additional game related stuff, behind the scenes info, and detailed session recaps, I’ve been posting everything to one thread on the L5R forum,  http://www.alderac.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=295&t=101206

This week’s episode was written by Zach Hill, who plays our gullible yet honorable farmer samurai, Suzume Shintaro. He hired Yuki for the journey because she was such a good sailor. This is Yuki’s version of events.

Continued from: http://larrycorreia.wordpress.com/2013/11/15/the-drowning-empire-episode-37/

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Das Bu

Yuki couldn’t believe her good fortune. She had found the one samurai gullible enough to let her aboard a ship. This was her chance to improve her lot in life. She was born to a dockside prostitute but the Kami be damned if she was going to remain on those disgusting docks. She was born for something more important than scraping by for survival. Her mother was a worthless sow, but the daughter would rise above her origin.

Tying the knots was much harder than she thought it would be. She had watched countless sailors tying many kinds of knots and she thought she had a good idea how to do it. But actually doing it was much more difficult.

“You don’t have that knot tied yet?” The ronin Hisao called from where he was working on the rigging.

“The rope’s greasy!” She said.

The rope wasn’t greasy.

Working on the ship was hard, but she liked the rest of it. She loved the feel of the salty air on her face and the wind running its fingers through her hair like a gentle lover. Not like she had ever had one of those.

The men who paid for a warm woman on the docks were never patient enough to be gentle. Again, she had her mother to thank for that wretched skill. She had wanted her daughter to grow up like her. Mother was very mistaken. She’d die before she became like her.

She finally got the damned knot tied and stood back to view her handiwork. It wasn’t the prettiest knot and somehow looked bulkier than the others, but it would hold.

Yuki was about to call out to Hisao that she had finished when she saw the samurai named Uso come up on board. She backed away out of sight.

There was something wrong about that man. It was in his eyes. He smiled and laughed a great deal, always telling amusing stories. But the smiles never reached his eyes. She had seen eyes like that.

Her father had eyes like that. Those were eyes that held no warmth or compassion. Uso wore a mask and none of the other samurai seemed to notice. Perhaps it would have slipped by her if she hadn’t been so well acquainted with eyes like those; eyes that would not hesitate to inflict pain.

He wore a mask as any kabuki actor would. Only his was less obvious. How did the other samurai not see that?

The more Uso smiled the more frightened she became. She prided herself on being fearless and willing to take any risk if it promised reward, but she was afraid of him. Every time she looked at him she saw her father and could still feel the pain he could give out.

Once Uso’s back was to her she scurried by to the door and hurried down to the kitchen. Uso, like the other samurai never bothered themselves with the kitchen. Such things were beneath them. All except Shintaro, the fool who hired her.

What did that say about her that it took a fool to hire her? Was she that worthless?

Then Uso stuck his head through the door. She froze in place as those lifeless eyes slowly scanned the kitchen and finally rested on her. She gripped her knife with both hands and held her breath. The air in the kitchen grew thick and cold.

He smiled.

She wanted to recoil and hide somewhere: anywhere else but here.

His eyes looked at her like a wolf would see its prey. Those eyes did not see her as a person. They only looked for threats and weaknesses.

“Yuki! There you are. What are we having for dinner tonight? I must say that your meals are the highlight of my day,” he said with a smile that remained as frozen as a corpse trapped in the ice.

“Thank you, Uso-sama.”

“Oh, our dear Isao has had a long night. Could you bring him some hot tea and rice?”

A long night? The maniac had spent the entire night strapped to the mast screaming like an Oni giving birth. “Of course, Uso-sama.”

He then left and the air became breathable again. Her grip relaxed on the knife’s handle.

She made some tea and some rice with mango slices and brought it to where Isao still lay in his bead. He looked pale and sickly and after last night’s show she couldn’t blame him. He looked like a half drowned cat.

His eyes opened up a crack as she came in.

“Isao-sama, I brought you some tea and refreshment.”

He nodded and she came in and placed the tray down on her lap. A weak hand reached out and she helped him with his tea.

“That’s good tea,”he said.

She bowed in response.

“I guess you heard me last night,” he said with a weak laugh.

All of Rokugan had heard him. She nodded.

“Don’t worry. There won’t be a repeat performance.”

“As long as the noble samurai is feeling better that is all that matters.”

Samurai like to hear themselves being called “noble.” But in reality they were anything but. Someone who was noble wouldn’t sneer at a starving woman. Someone who was noble wouldn’t buy themselves a new horse while his people were crushed by taxes. She had seen her share of samurai and they had all excelled at disappointing her.

One thing she did notice about this samurai was that he didn’t look at her like most men. His eyes didn’t linger on her legs that were on display by her short kimono. They didn’t shoot to her chest when she bent over. Perhaps he was one of those boy loving samurai.

“I do feel better. I feel much better,” Isao said.

He didn’t look better.

“Would Isao-sama care for anything else?”

This is when most samurai asked for her to climb in bed.

“No, I’m well enough as is,” Isao said.

She began to get up but Isao’s hand raised, making her pause.

“Yes, noble samurai?”

“Yuki, have you ever been in love?”

Love? What was that? Oh, yes. It was that idiot game children played where they pretended to care about people more than their own wants. Yeah, she’d heard of it and didn’t care for it. Maybe that was why this samurai didn’t look at her like the others. He was stupid enough to convince himself that he was in love. How adorably pathetic. Didn’t these samurai live in the real world? She didn’t have time to play that game.

“No, Isao-sama.”

He laughed. “You should try it some time. It’s the most wondrous thing and the most terrible.”

“Sounds like more trouble than it’s worth.”

“Not at all. A great deal of trouble, yes, but definitely worth it. You must continue struggling with it though.”

“Of course.”

She had better things to do than be lectured by a samurai about love. Samurai only loved their damned honor. The world could burn in flames or be swept away in a tsunami and they wouldn’t care as long as their honor was safe.

She left Isao alone and returned to the kitchen where she sat on the counter and ate an apple.

In the evening when dinner was simmering in the pot she made her way up to the deck in time to see the sunset. The sunsets in Broken Wave City were the only good things about that miserable place. She’d often sit on the cargo lying on the docks and watch the sky turn red and gold. Sailors liked calmed, cloudless days, but the beauty only came from the troublesome clouds. It was her favorite part of the day. It was the pause between the hard toil of the day and the hard vices of the night.

She loved the sunsets but she was glad to get away from that city. It was her first step away from the fate her mother had given her. It was a fate she did not accept. She didn’t know what awaited her in the Ivory Kingdoms, but whatever it was would be different.

She looked over and saw Toranaka playing Go with one of the other samurai. Toranaka’s brows were furrowed in a look of hard concentration, but then, they always were. He was a man that did not know how to relax and enjoy himself. He saw life as an enemy to be conquered.

That was something she could respect.

But he was also the kind of samurai to cut off a farmer’s head if he did not bow low enough and that was something she could not respect. He was one of the ones that led armies through towns, burning houses and fields as they went. He was a hard man and softness was something to be scorned

One of the samurai was playing the drums. She looked over and saw the Unicorn playing an unfamiliar beat. It was faster and wilder than what she was used to hearing on the docks. She had always heard that the Unicorns were uncouth barbarians, but from what she could see, this Unicorn remained in his own mind far more than the others. This man was a thinker. He was calmer than the others and seemed to fall into introspection over the littlest things, like how he held his chopsticks or how the wind blew in the sails. And when he wasn’t thinking he was writing. She didn’t know what he wrote because it “wouldn’t be her place to ask.”

At first she didn’t know why he examined everything so closely but one day she realized that it wasn’t the world he was looking into, but himself. The man was in a constant state of self-examination.

Then Captain Oki came out on deck with one hand in his waist sash and the other holding a bottle of sake. He was the kind of person she recognized. He didn’t act like a samurai. He acted like the countless Mantis sailors that passed through the docks.

After the sun set (it had been a particularly good one) she went back and finished dinner. She brought it up on deck and served it out.

Only Shintaro thanked her.

Yes, he was a fool, but he was also the only one that treated her like anything approaching an equal. He didn’t use big words or stiff, formal language like he had a bamboo shoot up his backside. Sometimes he even used street talk that she wasn’t familiar with. True, most of it had to do with farming in one way or another, but she appreciated it anyways.

Shintaro was also her carriage away from the docks. He would probably never marry her, though such things have happened before, but if she could be his mistress and be set up in a comfortable house somewhere, she would take it.

It was a sloppy plan, but it was the only one she had.

After dinner she went down to the kitchen, cleaned up and then rolled her tami mat out between the counter and the stove.

As she was crawling under her blanket, Shintaro came in. The man always wore his armor and she wondered why. He couldn’t think someone would stab him in the back on this ship.

“Turning in for the night?” He asked.

“Yes, Shintaro-san.”

“Right, well, pleasant dreams, Yuki.”

“You too,” she said.

And to her own surprise, she meant it.

Yes, she was going to use this gullible samurai, but she didn’t wish him ill. She kind of liked him. Simple but honest. Too honest to survive on the docks though.

Shintaro smiled and gave her a bow as he left.

A bow? Since when did a samurai bow to a peasant? He must not have been thinking. If the other samurai had seen that they would have ridiculed him at best.

A couple of nights later she was awakened in the dark. She reached for her knife but saw that it was Shintaro. Had he finally come for her as every other man did? About time. She had began to wonder if he realized that she was a woman.

She welcomed it, but also felt disappointed. Somehow it made him seem just like every other man that just wanted her to warm their bed. Still, she would accept him with open legs.

“Yuki, get up and get a weapon. Bring buckets of water up to the deck,” Shintaro said.

Well….that wasn’t what she had been expecting. She felt relieved and disappointed at the same time but now for the opposite reasons.

“What’s going on?” She asked as she rubbed her eyes.

“We found them. Or more accurately, they found us.”

“Who found us?”

“The pirates.”

Her blood froze in her veins. All her life she had grown up with stories of bloodthirsty pirates having their way with captives until they finally grew tired of them and killed them.

Yes, these were samurai, but there was no way they could take on an entire crew of pirates. She had seen pirates come into the docks and they were not men she wanted to be around.

She jumped up and threw her sandals on. She grabbed her “kitchen knives” and “Meat tenderizer” and followed Shintaro up to the deck. He pointed out over the stern and at first she didn’t see anything.

Then she saw three dark masses near the horizon.

“Three?!”

“It will not be an easy fight,” Shintaro said, sounding like every other damned samurai.

“Easy? We can’t fight three pirate ships.”

He smirked and patted her on the back, seemingly unaware that she was a young woman.

“Don’t worry Yuki. No harm will come to you. You’ve never seen how true samurai fight.”

He then sent her down for the buckets. She ran back up with four buckets hanging from each arm. She lowered them into the ocean and pulled them back up.

Meanwhile, Shintaro and the others were preparing some strange machine at the bow. She didn’t see how some contraption could help them. Then she felt the ship turn. It was turning and giving the pirates the opening they needed to run up onto their side.

What were these idiots doing? Shouldn’t they be forcing every bit of speed from their sales in a chance to flee? These samurai were either super cocky or super ignorant about how vicious pirates could be.

All she could do was hold on to the rails as the three (not one or even two, but three!) pirate ships bore down on them like a pack of wolves over a rabbit.

Then a horrible sound came from the machine at the front of the ship. She turned to see a giant stone ball flying through the air. She’d seen birds and even arrows fly, but never something as gigantic as that. She couldn’t lift that thing and yet it sailed through the air with a slow gracefulness that a bird would envy.

And then it smashed into an enemy pirate ship, sending broken planks and men flying into the air in a single violent moment.

Oki, Subotai and Hisao were firing flaming arrows at the pirate’s sails in an attempt to slow them down.

Then she saw how Samurai fought. They planned the fight out to their advantage. They fought like she did. They waited for the right time to strike and waited for the right place. Three men, each much larger than herself (not hard to do) had felt her blade before. She got had got them close and made them feel as if she were in their power. When their guard was down was when she struck.

These samurai had done the same thing. When one small person fought a larger enemy, they couldn’t fight fair. Fight fair and lose. They let the enemy get in close and feel secure in their chances before launching their attack.

Surprise was underestimated by large, cocky men.

The strange rock thrower continued to fire. She watched from a distance as Shintaro lifted those enormous stone spheres onto the contraption. The man was as strong as a bear.

Then she really wished he would visit her in the night.

The arrows caught one of the pirate ships on fire before it ever had a chance to reach them. It turned off to the side and began to list.

The entire ocean was lit up by the fires on that ship and a growing one on another. Arrows rained down on them and she hid in the doorway ready with her knives and buckets of water.

Then one of the ships came up on their side as if to board them. But a stone ball from the rock thrower smashed into their deck, knocking them off course as their crew struggled to keep a fire under control.

The one armed Toranaka was somehow steering the ship like an expert sailor and saw that he was aiming for the smallest pirate vessel. Before she could laugh at the genius of it, the Friendly Traveler plowed into the smaller ship, knocking it onto its side with an air rending crack of wood that momentarily silenced everything else.

The pirates of the doomed vessel tried to climb aboard but Shintaro with his “Swamp Dragon” began reaping them like wheat. He moved with such deadly efficiency that she couldn’t help but stop and stare.

So, this was what he had meant by “how true samurai fight.”

Perhaps he was a fool, but the man had power of his own.

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Shintaro cleaned off the blade of “Swamp Dragon” in the light of the burning pirate ships. He didn’t know how much Oki had paid for that catapult, but it had been worth every koku.

Perhaps the Sparrow fortress should get a few of those, could come in handy someday.

Then he saw small Yuki standing in the doorway. She was gripping a knife in one hand and the doorframe with the other. Her eyes were wide and staring right at him as if in a trance. Then she seemed to come into her senses and looked away.

He walked over to her as the other samurai surrounded the single captive they took.

“It’s all over with, Yuki. I told you it wouldn’t be a problem.”

“Oh, yes. Of course.”

“You’re not still frightened, are you?”

“No.”

Shintaro laughed and looked back out at the burning sea. It had been an interesting night indeed but the work was not yet finished.

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Early that morning, before the sun came up, they found the pirate’s base. It was a small island in a bay with a few tents and filthy huts.

“How many pirates are we expecting?” Shintaro asked as he strapped on his gauntlets.

“Around fifty,” Toranaka said.

“Wait…could you say that again? I thought you said fifty. You meant, fifteen, right?” Yuki said from where she sat on the railings of the ship.

“Fifty. Ten, five times.”

“How are the twelve of us going to fight fifty?” Yuki asked.

“We’re not,”Toranaka said.

“Oh, good.”

“Only eight of us are going. Don’t worry, you’ll be one of the four remaining here to guard the ship.”

As they got ready to disembark Yuki came up to him and grabbed his arm.

“There are fifty of them out there,” she said.

“Yes, I know.”

Why was she so fond of stating what was already known?

“Be careful. Do not hesitate. Hit hard and hit fast. Don’t do anything stupid and get yourself killed.”

“Relax, Yuki. You saw how samurai fought on water. We’re even better on land.”

This didn’t calm her down and her glare only grew in intensity. Had he said something wrong or was she just always angry?

“Hey, Hisao,” Oki called out.

“Yes?”

“Aim my beautiful catapult at the largest hut. When you see our bursting sky, fire. I want to see death rain down from above.”

“Understood.”

“Don’t forget that there are prisoners to rescue,” Shintaro said to the gathered samurai. Shintaro liked this plan. These raiders weren’t honorable warriors. These were animals that preyed on the weak. They deserved no pity and no mercy. He also liked the catapult. Every plan needed a catapult.

With Swamp Dragon in both hands, he and his companions waded to shore and marched silently to the first tents.

One by one they fell upon the sleeping pirates and slaughtered them like the animals they were. They were to the wooden huts before anyone alive even noticed them. By then it was too late.

It wasn’t fun, it wasn’t glorious but it was ridding the world of terrible people that preyed on others. Some pirates fled and others charged at them. They were not bushi and fell to their skilled blades.

Then the pirate leader came out. It was a woman who looked as if she had at one time been a samurai but now had tattoos or paint on her face and was carrying a giant spear. She was a well-seasoned warrior that wouldn’t fall like these rabble. No, this woman was going to a challenge for any of them and perhaps all of them. She would not die without making her enemy pay for it with their blood.

The woman’s snake eyes looked down at them and wasn’t impressed. He could see her assessing their threat and knew that they came up short. This woman was dangerous.

Shintaro gripped his bisento and readied himself to charge.

Then Isao sent the bursting sky spell up into the air.

Shintaro didn’t know what to expect but what he saw was more beautiful than he had imagined. It was like a thousand sparks from a blacksmith’s hammer bursting at once. A second later he heard a whistling sound and looked up in time to see a stone ball flying through the early morning light. It seemed to linger in the air longer than it had a right to.

Then the chieftain’s hut exploded, sending her flying through the air. Her spear disappeared and she landed face first in the mud. Shattered wood flew off in every direction and a cloud of dust and smoke rose up above the battle field.

Yes, when he got back to Sparrow lands he would definitely look into buying a catapult.

But then he saw someone go into the prison. If they were there to kill the prisoners then he had to stop them.  “I’ll see to the prisoners,” Shintaro called out as he ran for the hut they called a jail.

Inside he saw a sickly woman struggling with a large, filthy pirate. He turned to see who the newcomer was. Shintaro didn’t hesitate and charged forward. His bisento slammed into him, impaling him against the wall. He screamed out until Shintaro drew his katana and cut the man’s head off.

Shintaro then noticed three dead pirates lying on the floor, including one that had chopsticks sticking out of his neck. Whoever this woman was, she was one not to be trifled with.

Then he saw the clan mon on her kimono. He had been all over the Empire in service to the Imperial Heralds and didn’t recognize this mon.

“I am Suzume Shintaro of the Sparrow Clan. What is your name and what clan are you from?” He asked.

“Hotaru Kuroko. Firefly clan.”

“I’m unfamiliar with this clan.”

“Yeah. There are more pirates. We need to take care of them now.

“Of course. Right.”

He picked up the pirates rusty katana and tossed it to her.

By the time they got outside the pirate leader lay dead on the ground with only one hand. Toranaka was bleeding but looked well enough.

When he got back on board Yuki ran up to him and for a moment looked horrified.

“Don’t worry. It’s not my blood.”

She let out a sigh and took out a rag. She began cleaning off his armor and wiping his face.

“You need to be more careful, Shintaro-san.”

“I had my friends to protect me. And I had Swamp Dragon to take care of me.”

“I should be the one to take care of you.”

“But you can’t fight.”

She scowled and looked him in the eye for a moment.

Baka!”

Why did she call him a fool? Her temper changed faster than the days. Perhaps it was not meant for man to understand women.

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To be continued next week: http://larrycorreia.wordpress.com/2013/12/06/the-drowning-empire-episode-39-a-new-kind-of-currency/

If you want to check out some of Zach’s regular work that wasn’t slapped together in a few hours after a game session, check out his Italian zombie story: http://rcm-na.amazon-adsystem.com/e/cm?lt1=_blank&bc1=000000&IS2=1&bg1=FFFFFF&fc1=000000&lc1=0000FF&t=monshuntnati-20&o=1&p=8&l=as4&m=amazon&f=ifr&ref=ss_til&asins=1618080571

Vincent Chong is selling prints of the Magie Brute cover.

Vincent Chong is the artist who does my French edition Grimnoir covers. He sent me an email telling me that he was selling prints of his paintings, including this one:

Magie Brute

http://vincentchongart.wordpress.com/prints/

I’m going to get one for myself to frame. This is probably my favorite cover of all my books.  Yes, sticklers for detail, I know the gatling gun isn’t wrong. It should be a Lewis or a BAR, but having him one handing that gatling gun all casually demonstrates Jake’s great strength. You see that cover and you know something is up. It is really evocative. (meaning, it sells some books!) 🙂

Why you shouldn’t ask authors to be in favor of censorship

I got the following post to the comments of my post about Monster Hunter Nemesis being up for preorder on Amazon.

Larry:

I learned that Amazon offers for sale videos, books, DVDs and other materials by one Anwar al Awlaki, a propagandist for Al Qaeda, who was taken out by by a U.S. drone missile some months ago.

I confirmed this with my own search!!

I was outraged that Amazon sells for the terrorist group that inflicted 9/11 on our country. I asked them quickly expunge every instance of this odious filth from their web site. Their response was to the effect that they would pass my email up the line. Well, al Awlaki is still for sale there. I swore to never again do business with Amazon, and to inform every person and group I know of their irresponsible money- grubbing.

Maybe Amazon will listen if you and other top authors threaten to pull their publications from their website. Thanks.

I started writing the following response, but it got kind of big, so I figured this deserved its own blog post.

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Wow. Thanks for putting me in a really shitty position this morning, where I am absolutely powerless to do anything of meaning, but if I don’t then I must support terrorism. Or even better, I don’t support terrorism, but I’m only motivated by money, oh that filthy lucre! So if I don’t ruin my business agreements and violate my contractual obligations, even if I fundamentally disagree with your idea not just on 1st Amendment grounds but also practical ones, I too must be “money grubbing” and the terrorists win.

Here is why I will not be threatening anybody with boycotts for this topic or any other.

First, if I threatened to pull my stuff off of Amazon they would laugh at me.

Second, it is one of the biggest retailers of books on Earth, so they would laugh at me as I went bankrupt.

Third, I couldn’t legally pull my books off anyway because I’m under contract to a publishing house. I do not control my printing or distribution. Amazon has a relationship with Baen and Simon & Schuster, not with me.

Fourth, I’m not in the censorship business and I’m not the threat of boycott type. I hate that blackmail strong arm tactic. It never works. Even by you posting this it puts me in an awkward No-Win situation. So if I do something, I’m screwed, and if I do nothing, I must be pro Al Queda, and thus screwed. Hey, thanks.

You want to take up your problems with the retailer (it won’t work either) but leave authors out of it. All you’re doing is putting us in a bad spot. You’re probably going to get the same exact response from any other author you ask too (or at least any author who understands how business and contracts work). I can’t speak for them, but I’m guessing that my co-author Mike Kupari (who went to Afghanistan as an EOD guy and risked his life disarming Al Queda IEDs) will tell you the same thing. You could ask noted sci-fi author (Lt. Colonel) Tom Kratman to pull his books off of Amazon because it also sells books by a terrorist asshole and see what his response is too. I’m sure it would be hilarious.

A cursory search shows that Amazon also carries Mein Kampf, the Turner Diaries, and Rosie O’Donnel movies. Pick a hundred awful topics by a hundred awful people and there will probably be books on there worthy of your outrage. Amazon also has the Satanic Verses in stock, a book critical to Islam where the Iranian mullahs actually issued a death fatwah against the author, so I suppose if some prominent authors felt bad about the mullah’s hurt feelings they should contact Amazon and threaten to pull their books, right? There are books on there by Ted Nugent and Wayne LaPierre too, so after Sandy Hook maybe some super concerned anti-gun authors should have demanded that they were pulled, because of how insensitive it is to have books by those gun nuts.

My gosh, as I continue my search they’ve even got the Anarchist’s Cookbook! I haven’t read that for 25 years, and if I recall correctly there are a few nifty bomb recipes that worked great, and a few others where you’ll probably lose at least a hand.

But if your personal cut off is that we should only ban books by people who have motivated/enabled/caused the deaths of Americans, then hey, start with Margaret Sanger books. For sheer body count, Sanger’s accomplishments dwarf Al Queda… Only hers are all little tiny bodies, and that particular racist eugenicist is a liberal icon today.  I just checked. Sanger books are on Amazon too. And on 1st Amendment grounds, I think that is great. Political speech should always be allowed, even when it is by complete scumbags with idiotic ideas. No matter how repulsive your political philosophy you have the right to share it.

This is America. You want to proclaim something, no matter how idiotic it is, you have that right. And the rest of us have the right to debate it, make fun of it, and pick it to pieces. No matter how vile or ignorant. Hey, look, Piers Morgan wrote a book. Good for him.

Hell, and I actually know people who have bought various Al Queda authored books from Amazon. Except they work in the American intelligence community, and it was so they could understand the people they were trying to find in order to kill them better.

You want to get people to read the hell out of a book? Get somebody somewhere to ban it. If only I could get a bunch of morons to burn a bunch of my books on a bonfire and get it on the news, that makes for great publicity. But you got me thinking, so I went and looked on the site itself. If you search his name, you come up with critiques and news articles about his crap way before you get to his crap. One of the books you’re pissed about is ranked 1,101,112, which means that it sells a copy once in a great while.  Another one of his articles doesn’t actually sell enough copies to get a rating. Sure, you could let this asshole fade away into obscurity, but don’t worry. I’m sure if you organize a righteous internet campaign to ban it you can get this thing up to number 1, no problem.

So no, I will not be contacting Amazon about this, sorry. If that makes me a bad guy, so be it. I think Al Queda is evil and every time one of them gets blown to hell an angel gets its wings (or was that a Ranger gets his tab? Never could keep those straight).  They are wretched scum, but the wonderful thing about this country is that we don’t hide wretched ideas. We confront them.

EDIT

Because the fun never stops on the internet, I got a response:

Of course you’re in a shitty position.  When faced with an ethical dilemma,anyone with a grain of decency finds themselves thus.

I’m unimpressed with your four reasons for not pursuing the issue.  Each had to do with either the state of your pocketbook or your helplessness in the face of strong opposition.  I would imagine that the executives at Krups and Thyssen used a similar rationale in the 1930′s and 1940′s.

Man, where did you learn your negotiating skills – using shovels on Holsteins?  I wasn’t asking you to fall on your sword.  Rather, it occurred to me that if you and some other primo Baen authors suggested to your publisher that he, too, faces the same ethical dilemma, he might give it some thought, and perhaps pass on his concerns to Amazon.

Given your off-the-edge rant that lumped a real mass murderer with a fictional white supremicist apocalypse, and a true woman’s rights advocate (Is that truly the LDS position on abortion?), it looks like I pushed the wrong (right?) buttons.

In case you’re wondering, I do have a dog in this hunt.  My son had clients at the World Trade Center.  If he had been there that morning, he likely would have died in that massacre.

Well, that’s a shocker. And here is what I posted in response:

Yep. Just like I predicted. Because I disagree with you, I am money grubbing, morally bankrupt, and support terrorism. Sure. Because it is either that or your idea is just stupid.

If you consider that rather polite and detailed response as to why what you are asking me is an “off-the-edge rant” then you have lived a sheltered life.

You missed the big reason, even though I didn’t put a #5 by it. Hint, it is all the stuff in the second half about how I believe in Freedom of Speech, and will not ever pressure any vendor of books not to carry a book of political thought I disagree with. Ever.

Apparenly you were too dense to get that the examples I provided were of various works who would be hated and despised by some group, and by your criteria, they should be banned. You bring my religion into it, well how about this? It is my personal religious conviction that the founding fathers were inspired by God when they wrote the Constitution and Bill of Rights, and the first right on there is the right to freely share political thought. It is a fundamental guiding principle of America that all idea, no matter how vile, are open for discussion, and squashing political discourse is the desire of statists and tyrants.

You pushed the wrong (right) button? Yes. I hate censorship. I hate statism. I hate anyone who would infringe upon the basic fundamental principles of American governance based upon their feelings or their personal concerns. And above all, I hate bullies.

So instead of trying to coerce me into doing something I disagree with how about you go talk to those other primo authors yourself? Go talk to my publisher. See what their response is. I provided a couple of names above who also have “a dog in this hunt”, so go for it.

Well look what is up for preorder…

Monster Nemesis Final (2)

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The Drowning Empire, Episode 37: Pirates!

The Drowning Empire is a weekly serial based on the events which occured during the  Writer Nerd Game Night monthly Legend of the Five Rings game.  It is a tale of samurai adventure set in the magical world of Rokugan.

If you would like to read all of these in one convenient place, along with a bunch of additional game related stuff, behind the scenes info, and detailed session recaps, I’ve been posting everything to one thread on the L5R forum,  http://www.alderac.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=295&t=101206

This week’s episode has our session recapped by Paul Genesse.

Continued from: http://larrycorreia.wordpress.com/2013/11/08/the-drowning-empire-episode-36-isao-faces-the-water-dragon/

Letter to Admiral Yoritomo Naota from Akodo Toranaka

Honored Admiral Yoritomo Naota-sama,

I must inform you of the annihilation of pirates known as the Serpents of Sanada. My companions and I massacred approximately eighty of them, and can account for the neutralization of eight of their nine ships. I suspect the lone ship we did not find was used to transport the assassins that attacked your home recently. I cannot verify this, but regardless, their capabilities are much diminished and if my estimations are correct, less than ten of them still live—if that many. I believe that almost all the pirates not accounted for were slain during the attack on your home, but there may be a handful who still draw breath. If we come across them in the future, they will not survive the meeting.

Please know that the pirates were dispatched with much prejudice, and no mercy was given.

We first encountered them when they attempted a night ambush of our ship, The Friendly Traveler, using three of their own inferior craft. Captain Yoritomo Oki had been purposely sailing very slowly through their known territory and attracted them to us. Oki-san boldly turned and attacked the three pirate ships, and using the catapult he acquired, we disabled two of their ships. The third, and the smallest pirate vessel, we rammed and crushed into the sea. The approximately thirty pirates on the three ships were all killed, save for their leader, a dishonorable dog named Sono, whom we captured. He gave us the location of their secret island camp and we proceeded to the small island off the Coast of Dark Mist that night, making it in time for a dawn attack.

My companions and I, less than ten of us, launched a surprise attack and swept through their hideout. We slaughtered approximately fifty of them, and confronted their leader, a warrior called Kosugi the Vicious. She proved to be a powerful warrior and before she died by my katana, she inflicted a grave wound upon myself, and one upon Moto Subotai. He and I shall all recover, but all of the Serpents of Sanada are dead.

We are now continuing on to the Ivory Kingdoms and will deliver the shipment you entrusted to us. We shall also continue our search for Doji Chonitsu, to warn him of the potential imposter who may have impersonated him at your residence. Or if we find out that Chonitsu is guilty of theft and sending the assassins to your home, we shall take appropriate action, and deliver his head to you. I understand that if a head is preserved in a cask of soy sauce it does not rot. We shall deliver Chonitsu’s head to you in this manner.

Humbly and with much respect,

Akodo Toranaka

Letter sent to the Shogunate in Toshi Ranbo by Akodo Toranaka—though it is not signed by him.

Honorable Masters,

We have arrived in the Ivory Kingdoms. Along the way we have learned that the Oracle of Dark Water was in league with the Sanada pirates. He commanded one of his underlings, who was in command of the pirates, a woman named Kasugi the Vicious, to attack shipping along the trade route, and perhaps other activities. Many Mantis ships and others had fallen prey to them. We killed all of the pirates we encountered, nearly eighty, including Kasugi. See the copy of the letter I sent to Admiral Yoritomo Naota. Honorable Naota has helped fund our journey and outfit our ship, commanded my Captain Yoritomo Oki. Naota has given us a shipment to carry to the Ivory Kingdoms. Of course, this is only a ruse, and Naota has only given us one small barrel of soy sauce to carry on our ship. Naota’s assistance will help add to our cover, but our loyalties lie where they have always been.

We have also learned of an agent of evil, Doji Chonitsu. I’ve included a complete copy of the information I’ve gathered on him, including the journal of the dead Scorpion clan investigator, Yogo Tanaka—possibly killed by Chonitsu. His body was mauled, as if by a wild animal, though no animal tracks were seen. If you have not already investigated Chonitsu’s contacts in the empire as a whole, please do so, or follow whatever course of action you think is best. We shall be investigating him in the Ivory Kingdoms and plan to confront him at some point. I wonder if Chonitsu is fomenting war between the Mantis and the Crane on the behalf of his true master, possibly the Dark Oracle of Water. I have no proof of a connection between Chonitsu and the Dark Oracle, but we shall continue to investigate.

A Humble Servant of the Emerald Empire

From the Private Journal of Akodo Toranaka, 10th Entry

Written in the days before arriving in the Ivory Kingdoms for the first time

Our journey to the Ivory Kingdoms has gone well. Captain Oki has proved himself, as I had hoped. We put our faith in him, and our lives in his hands. The added responsibility has matured him, and he did not drink as much sake during our voyage. He was reckless at times, but his judgment proved sound, though I did question his decision to face three enemy pirate ships, the Serpents of Sanada, when we did not know how many warriors we were to fight. Our total number of fighters was ten, which includes our most capable crewmaster, our Shukan, Hisao, and our two new Crane friends, Doji Shunya and Daidoji Masafuni.

We had heard that the pirates numbered one hundred. Ten to one odds on the water was not to my liking, for I am a pragmatic realist. I believe we could have had a victory against one hundred ronin sea dogs, but the chance of a few of us dying, and our ship being damaged was quite high. When Captain Oki gave his orders to turn and fight I admit to being concerned. We had lowered some of our sails, and there was no chance of us out running the approaching three ships. It was not a good tactical situation, but my worry and fear were misplaced. I was wrong not to trust Oki’s judgment.

We did not face one hundred pirates, at night, in unfamiliar waters. We fought only thirty and our catapult turned the battle in our favor. Only one of the pirates gained the deck of our ship and he was quickly cut down and captured. Uso managed to turn his allegiance, and we were soon sailing to the secret hideout of the pirates.

Our surprise attack at dawn was merciless. We killed over a dozen before the alarm was sounded, and even more of the enemy died before any major resistance was mounted. One gutless ronin held a captive woman with a knife to her throat as I approached, but I stabbed him in the left eye before he could kill her. The nine of us samurai swept through their camp crushing our enemy, and seeing them driven before us. When they realized that death was approaching the lamentation of the ronin scum was the only sound aside from sharp steel cutting through flesh. Even Isao became a bloodied warrior and crushed a man’s skull with his tetsubo. We harvested the lives of our enemy, but they made one final stand.

Their leader, Kasugi the Vicious, proved quite a challenge, and I shall bear a scar on my left shoulder where her wakizashi nearly found and punctured my throat, but we did not bring only our swords to this fight. When I saw Kasugi, I ordered Isao to use his flare spell, which signaled our Shukan on the Friendly Traveler, as well as summoning the Mantis navy, which would see the glowing sphere in the sky from dozens of miles away.

As I had expected, the pirates and Kasugi looked up at the flare hanging in the sky. The magic lit the morning mist, making it the color of a blood-orange. Upon seeing the flare, our Shukan followed my predetermined order and he launched the pre-aimed catapult. A stone destroyed Kasugi’s hut and the explosion caused her to fortuitously drop her spear and fall to the ground.

She drew her katana, and we charged screaming our battle cries for the first time that morning, as her men rallied for one last stand. They had no chance of victory, but Kasugi injured Subotai before Oki-san shot her in the hand, forcing her to drop her sword. Oki may have saved my life, and Subotai’s with his archery. Subo and I wounded her, and she struck back hard drawing her wakizashi. Still, she could not match my attack, for I am a graduate of the Akodo Bushi School and the Golden Plains Dojo. I took her head and mounted it on her lost spear. Taking her alive would have been advantageous, but she was determined to fight to the end, and I had no intention of bringing the worst of the Serpents of Sanada aboard our ship.

Nearly crippled from blood loss, I followed Uso to defeat the last of the pirates. Uso led the slaughter, and Subotai eventually made me see reason, convincing me to stop, as I could barely lift my sword. I staggered and fell to my knees, almost passing out as Uso disappeared in the mist, killing our enemy with reckless abandon.

With most of the pirates dead, and a few survivors swimming away from the island to be killed by the demons who inhabited the jungle shores, Subo and I stumbled together back toward the ship. Our friends helped us, especially Daidoji Masafuni, and the captives we had rescued came along gratefully. Shintaro seemed most concerned with a samurai woman he rescued, Hotaru Kuroko, of the Firefly clan, of which I’ve never heard. Kuroko and the other women’s nightmare was nearly over.

Mine had just started. A man covered in blood and gore, and carrying Uso’s giant sword, his no-dachi came at us once we arrived near the dock. He emerged from the thick mist, his eyes filled with something like bloodlust and hate. We prepared to avenge Uso and reclaim his sword, but the man paused and wiped the blood from his face, using a flap from a pirate’s tent. It was Uso under the sheen of red, but I did not see the bright light in the bard’s eyes I had come to admire. I do not know what I saw, though it haunts me still.

I worry for Uso, and fear he is touched by darkness now. I have read of men who tasted battle for the first time and became obsessed with killing ever after. I believe this was his first time Uso had taken so many lives, and though he is Lion, he is only a bard, and not used to this kind of action. Subotai and I killed many bandits in the last two years, and still I wonder at the honor of slaughtering opponents with so little skill, but victory must be achieved, and often that means men dying.

Many days have passed since the battle now, and Uso is more the man I have come to know. The strange look in his eyes is gone, though our captive, Sono, the honor-less dog, looks at Uso sometimes as if he is a frightening oni. Uso only smiles at him as if they are best of friends. I still do not trust Sono and would like him removed from our crew as soon as possible.

I have not been able to spend as much time observing Uso in the past days, but he is back to normal, from what I can tell. I have spent many days on Captain Oki’s second ship, which he took from the pirate’s hide out. He allowed me to name it, and so we would not forget who or where we won it from, I have named it, The Vicious Serpent. Oki has put me in command of the ship, though I am no sea captain, and defer to his nautical knowledge. We all hope that Oki’s small fleet will help us in the future. Time will tell.

Our trip has been quite an experience and one thing is certain, our small group is like an army unto itself. All of my friends are good in a fight, even Isao, who has faced his fear of the water at last. He passed his own test, after asking Subo and Shintaro to lash him to the front mast of the ship when we left Broken Wave City. I shall not forget his screams as I stood guard beneath him for a full day and night. Our Crane friends asked if they could put Isao out of his misery, but I refused. The others laughed and made jokes at Isao’s expense, but they are merely uncomfortable seeing someone is such pain. I heard him speaking during the ordeal and believe the death of his mother has caused his fear. She may have been killed by a tsunami when Isao was very small. I do not wish to ask him about it now.

Isao has told us what he saw during his time on the mast, and I do not doubt his recollections. He may have seen the Elemental Water Dragon and the Dark Oracle of Water. They spoke to him, and if what they said is true, I firmly believe our mission is more important than ever. We cannot fail.

I only hope Isao’s madness has passed, and he shall become a full part of our group. We shall need him, and the full powers of a shugenja before the end comes. If he does not pull together his fragmented mind, we may have little chance to defeat the Dark Oracle of Water. Blades may be able to cut water, but they do not cause harm.

Now we are all about to disembark in the Ivory Kingdoms. Our enemies will come for each of us, using our weaknesses to great effect, I have no doubt, but we shall not stop. We shall stand together, bleed together, and die together if necessary.

For now we shall escort our two Crane friends, Doji Shunya and Daidoji Masafuni as they go to deliver a message to their clansmen, Doji Chonitsu. I worry that our conflict with Chonitsu will result in a conflict with these two men. Shunya holds a grudge against Subotai, and wants to face him again. Shunya will never forget how Subotai defeated him at the Topaz Championship in the dueling competition. I worry now that when we find Chonitsu there will be a fight. Shunya will come after Subotai, and I worry my friend will not be able to defeat him. Subo and I must practice our dueling more often.

If we do have to fight any of the Crane, I do not wish to face my new friend, Masafuni, as he was a student of Sensei Kenru, a man I admired greatly. I must find a way to stop the war between the Crane and the Mantis, and still find out the truth of Chonitsu, without causing hostilities to occur.

Perhaps if Chonitsu is found to be guilty of being some sort of supernatural being, as Yogo Tanaka’s journal accuses, we could cause Chonitsu to disappear, quietly and permanently. Uso has hinted at this plan, and when I think of my friend’s eyes, and his face smeared with blood, I think he not a simple bard as he always says. Not all of us Lion hunt in the open, some hunt from the shadows, and I wonder if that is what my father was hinting at so long ago when he told me of Ikoma Uso, and his strange ways. For now, I shall say nothing to my friends, nor to Uso.

The Ivory Kingdoms await. I am not looking forward to the heat and terrible humidity we have felt over the past days. I shall have to wear much different clothing, and it will make it more difficult to hide the stump of my arm. I must find the courage to not be ashamed anymore. All the outcasts of the empire are here, and I must recognize that I am one of them. My daimyo has released me from his service and allowed me to find my own way in the world. This is what I shall do.

I will let the samurai here believe I am not fit to be a Lion, or serve in the Lion armies. I will let them see I am maimed. I will let them think I am nothing to worry about, but if the time comes for violence, I shall be ready, and I will not be alone.

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To be continued next week: http://larrycorreia.wordpress.com/2013/11/22/the-drowning-empire-episode-38-das-bu/