Larry updated his zoological findings:
Internet Zoology Time: You have all heard my Three Cooters Theory of Internet Discourse, but I need to add a corollary. THE REVERSE COOTER.
The Three Cooters Theory is that most of the time when the media starts going off about how conservatives/republicans/MAGA is outraged about something which only racists/morons/misogynists would be outraged about, and there’s hundreds of articles about this outrage, when you delve into it the actual outrage can be traced back to three guys named Cooter complaining on twitter. Then the left runs with this, acts like 3 Cooters=3million people they don’t like, and turns into a huge story so they can once again go HA HA LOOK AT THE DUMMIES.
Last time I delved into this we came up with dozens of examples of manufactured outrage.
But over the last few days I’ve seen the REVERSE COOTER demonstrated a lot. This is related to the left’s recent outrage over Sidney Sweeny’s general hotness, with comments like “This is just manufactured outrage for conservatives to clutch their pearls! The left never cared about some jeans ad!” And since half the internet for the last week has been pictures of Sidney Sweeny’s magnificent rack along with funny stories about lefty outrage, I’ve seen that excuse a lot.
They are claiming a 3 Cooters Defense. Except that doesn’t hold up. Because when you look, there were a lot more than 3 randos wailing on Twitter. There were thousands of them, whole collections of TikTok videos, the topic trending on X, AND that was combined with real media coverage. Not of the outrage, but editorials about the evil notsee coded evils of Sidney Sweeny’s hotness being a dog whistle for eugenics, from major lefty media like the Washington Post, Salon, and Good Morning America.
The reason this one went so hilariously viral was the size/silliness of their outrage, and how the absurdity of this whine in particular sums up Wokeness in general, and the timing was perfect because normies are sick of wokeness. Boom. Viral. Memes galore.
It has been fun watching the smarter CISGs attempt a Reverse Cooter going all “nobody said that” in the same threads simultaneously where a dozen of the dumber CISGs are still screaming about raciss notsee genetics in Trump’s America. š
Who da Flock is Sydney Sweeny, and why should I care? I don’t do (anti-)social media of any type, being a certified COB (Crabby/Crotchety/Curmudgeonly Old Bastid). The older I get, the COBbier I get. I just sit home and buy guns, ammo and reloading components. And then shoot same.
She’s a model with a nice rack who isn’t a flaming leftard or a boy in drag.
And she’s remarkably intelligent and well-spoke for being in Hollyweird and in modeling.
Just proof that there are real people out there.
The left is so fixated on Nazis that they see them everywhere. Like a case of DTs, except that they see brown shirts and swastikas instead of pink elephants.
…and yet they are the ones running the Nazi playbook page for page.
That’s a favorite Nazi tactic. They came out with a major motion picture about the Boers and the British use of concentration camps against them just when they were building camps of their own.
The only reason the Nazis didn’t call the Jews Nazis was that the term was not pejorative at the time.
Except where people firebomb actual Jews. They don’t see any nazis there.
Years ago I read a book series in which the Peopleās Republic of America for whatever the reason added Judaism with the many Christian sects, to their āokay to discriminate against listā
A few volumes later, turns out they severely altered their own history to the point they didnāt know about WWII and the Concentration Camps
It took one agent from the Peopleās Republic seeing stuff from an old museum in Germany to know of the original Nazis
By then, letās just say that Jews were considered white-Adjacents
Just a quick glimpse from the corner of my eye while driving through a community in southwest Tennessee, but I’m sure I saw a firetruck with a large white plate(or something) across the front that had the word COOTER on it.
When the power goes out, the flood waters rise and Government (as usual) fails… Thank God for all the “Cooters”.
Speaking of Sydney Sweeney, I donāt consider her that hot, but all this talk about eugenics and genes
Makes me think that a LOT of people are blaming their genetics for not even being physically fit or for being fat
You canāt fix your face, but you can at the very least make an effort to lose weight and/or avoid fast foods/comfort foods even if they help with stress
I know Iāll never have a physique like Steve Rogers and I am pretty sure itās actually VERY unhealthy and the wrong kind of musculature for combat and adventure
But watching/reading/playing badass musclemen still makes me work out and be a stronger more active meā¦.also it really does impact oneās health to have so much fat
There is an aspect I think is real, but hidden:
The wordplay on “jeans” vs. “genes” is triggering because the FIRST consideration of genetics flatly denies the pronoun people’s assertion that their feelz determines gender. “Whaaat?! I can’t just STATE what I am, tell others what they are?! I am unimportant, irrelevant?! SHRIEK!!”
There is a short sentence guaranteed to cause more screaming: “The ER cannot work on what they cannot find.”
Never expected the group that obsessively supports killing children for deformities and illness to be so fervently opposed to eugenics.
Fun fact, “Cooter” from the Dukes of Hazard (which I assume is the origin of the term used here) was played by Ben Jones, who later became a Democrat CongressCritter in the House.