-Jack Wylder here, once again saving one of Larry’s posts from the whims of the Xuckbots…
Then there’s reviews like this guy…
2.0 out of 5 stars I’m done, for now
Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on April 6, 2023
First off, I enjoyed the book and I like the series. The problem is that I spent most of this book thinking about how long it’s going to be until the next book and when is he actually going to finish this series or the MHI series.
I’m slightly older than the author and if he actually to finishes this series, or MHI, in my lifetime then I will CONSIDER buying the remaining books in the series but I’m not going to buy any more installments in an incomplete series. The way he’s dragging things out, there’s just too many things that can happen to where he ends up not finishing at all.
What the fuck, man?
I really enjoy it, but the author has to obey the laws of space and time, and OTHER authors are lazy fuckers who don’t finish their series so I’m gonna lower the average: TWO STARS.
Fuck you too, buddy! 😀
You’re slightly older than me, and IF I “actually” finish this series in your lifetime? Are you super fat? Do you smoke two packs a day? Do you ride a motorcycle without a helmet? Because I’m 47 and don’t. I’m planning on sticking around for a bit. I figure I’ve got a few more books in me before I kick the bucket.
And I’ve written 2-3 books a year for the last decade consistently, and plan on continuing to do so for the foreseeable future, so get off my fucking back, you entitled little shit.
Mew mew mew, he’s DRAGGING THINGS OUT. Listen here, fuckface, I’ve written this entire series and like a dozen other books since the last time Martin or Rothfuss got off their fat ass and bothered to publish.
There’s only one more book in this series, and it’ll probably be out within the same decade as the first one, which is pretty fucking good for authors who aren’t named Brandon Sanderson, you ungrateful walnut.
Considering I’m not sitting on the couch eating fucking bon bons and playing Call of Duty all day (which don’t get me wrong, sounds awesome) and instead I write 2 or 3 other books BETWEEN each book in this particular series, I’m actually rather prolific, and not planning on dying at 50 like you apparently plan to be. And if you’ve got a terminal illness, sorry, that’s not my fault.
So I’m incredibly fucking sorry that I’m not some indy guy cranking out an unedited 30,000 word “novel” once a month, and instead I actually put some effort into this particular series instead of just phoning shit in based upon your arbitrary timeline. But then again, I don’t but in and tell you how to do your job as assistant pig ejacultor down at the spooge farm. So how about you have some common fucking courtesy and don’t tell me how to do my job?
If you spend all your time worrying while reading a book that you’re gonna fucking die before the next one comes out, that sounds like a personal problem, and you should buy a fucking treadmill or join a gym or something, because that sounds like a personal problem.
There’s one more book in the Saga of the Forgotten Warrior, and since I actually give a shit about how good my books are, I’ll finish that when I fucking feel like it. As for how much more MHI there is, there’s as many as I say there are, as long as I keep having fun writing them, and my fans keep having fun reading them, and if you don’t like that, you can kiss my ass.
Oh, and furthermore!
tHeReS jUsT tOo mAnY tHiNgS tHaT cOuLd sToP HiM fRoM fInIsHinG tHe sEriEs!
Well pardon me for not being a fucking immortal!
I’m in fairly decent shape for my age, but there’s always the off chance I get shot by an ATF agent for something!
Oh no! I can never read an unfished series because the author might choke on a doughnut hole and there won’t be anybody there to administer the fucking Heimlich maneuver.
Do you like have PTSD because Pat Rothfuss has no work ethic? Motherfucker, I grew up milking cows. I’m too prideful to not finish my magnum opus epic fantasy series. It isn’t like I’m some 80 year old fat fuck coasting off my HBO money. I’ve got fucking bills to pay and guns to buy. And guns ain’t cheap!
What an incredibly fucking stupid point to make in an incredibly fucking stupid review. You aren’t reviewing my book. You’re reviewing your own fucking hubris and hang ups.
And fuckers like you don’t just post this bullshit to me. You post it to all fantasy authors. Only I’m fine. I make good money off my fans who aren’t entitled little shits. I’ve got shooting Flight Control money. The people who get fucked by people like you are all the up and comer and newbie authors who can’t afford to eat nothing but Ramen Noodle for the years it takes to finish an epic fantasy series before cheap fucks like you gamble on the first book.
That’s the real legacy of Rothfuss and Martin, fucking over an entire generation of up and coming fantasy authors because entitled shit heads like this got their expectations hurt.
-Jack here again with your reminder that Tower of Silence is on sale now. Please leave an honest review to help offset these reviews by walnuts. Thanks!