Hey all- Jack Wylder here. Larry has finished his most recent 30 day stint in Facebook NiceGulag so before he gets sent back, he had a few thoughts. I thought these were FAR too good to just leave there, so I’m putting them here for you 🙂
Okay, I’ve been in the gulag for a month, what controversial political topics would I have commented on if I had been around? And the super brief version of how I would have addressed each of them.
A. Joe Biden calls someone “the great negro”, which is mostly noteworthy, not because Joe’s been a racist for decades, but because of the hypocritical lack of media coverage, because you know if it had been the orange man that would’ve been 24/7 freak out coverage for a month.
B. Joe Biden farts on princesses. Why? See the explanation of A. Plus everyone loves fart humor.
C. Joe Biden possibly shits his pants in front of the pope. Why? Again, see A. Also, poop jokes are comedy gold.
D. The Rittenhouse trial. It is interesting to see the internet divided into three camps. Group 1, which has actually paid attention to the trial and knows that the charges are fucking bullshit. Group 2, which has paid attention, and is lying and desperately spinning goofy narratives. And Group 3, the useful idiots who either believe #2 or their self-esteem is so dependent on team sports they have to pretend to believe the obvious bullshit narrative.
E. America just named a naval warship after a pedophile (and that isn’t even in question, the dude had teenage boyfriends in his thirties) but that’s okay because he was a democrat activist. I’m kinda feeling bad for the guys stationed on that ship. Finally the crew of the Gabby Giffords has someone to feel superior toward.
F. Back leading up to the election I got kicked off of Facebook for talking about the Hunter Biden laptop (which turned out to be real), but during that I didn’t say much about the Ashley Biden diary, because that was so ludicrous that I was all like, naw, no way. That’s so crazy that’s gotta be made up… But then to paraphrase the scholar Hans Gruber “you want a miracle, Theo? I GIVE YOU THE F.B.I.”
F2. So about that STOLEN diary. 1. The stuff in there is FUCKED UP. and 2. while we are at it, let’s go ahead and use the nation’s most powerful law enforcement agency to crush pesky journalists and then leak their private information to the government’s pet journalists to use in law suits, because that’s not mustache twirling evil or anything.
G. The farting (allegedly), pants shitting (allegedly), showering with his daughter (allegedly), president of the United States (allegedly) also handed down a blatantly unconstitutional vaccine mandate (and with those words, I bet this post gets a fact check!) that was promptly stopped by the courts, even though that’ll be toothless, and most companies will promptly roll over because they’re terrified of the government (and the government loves it that way).
H. Virginia showed us the way forward. If you want to win an election against democrats, all you have to do is let the insane democrats be themselves (barf) so the voters turn out to kick them out, and then have 500 lawyers on the ground, volunteer observers watching everything, and a fuckery hotline so those volunteers can get lawyers yelling at the officials within minutes.
I. How much do democrats suck ass? They’ve been in charge for a year and they aren’t even safe in NEW JERSEY. That’s because even though the GOP tend to be inept cowards, the DNC is blatantly fucking evil. Moderate America low information voters believe the news, put dems in office, but then they get reminded that “oh, yeah, these guys are fucking scumbags”. And when you have to chose between corrupt dipshits and corrupt dipshits who are actively trying to destroy the country, you vote for Dipshit Lite.
J. Holy shit, I almost forgot Joe’s CORNHOLIO ROCKET PACK POSE! This has been a busy month! Any one of those bizarre fuck ups of his would’ve dominated the whole news cycle if we still had orange man.
K. Dr. Fauci got caught lying under oath again. But to be fair, this isn’t really news, and I could probably put this one down every month I get back after being banned.
L. While our military was launching the USS Milk and weeding out all of our “dangerous insurrectionists”, China was testing hypersonic super death missiles. Yay. I’m sure this lack of strategic vision will never come back around to bite us in the ass.
M. All those worrisome bare shelves in stores? That right there is a tiny taste of what’s wrong with a command economy. That shit is the inevitable cost of having the government fuck about in the market, declaring what jobs are essential and which aren’t. Turns out all jobs matter, and no central authority can manage it as good as just letting humans be free to take advantage of opportunities. Fucking duh, you dumbass socialists.
N. LETS GO BRANDON isn’t just some silly little thing. It’s actually indicative of a cultural awakening and shift. The flip from FUCK JOE BIDEN will turn out to be one of those moments that goes into the history books, because it’s now not just about Biden sucking, it’s about how the media and all our institutions that the people are supposed to be able to trust are utterly failing them.
O. Alec Baldwin shot his cinematographer. I actually wouldn’t have commented much about this one until there was more facts available, because movie making is different than regular gun handling. However it shakes out, Alec Baldwin is still a giant asshole and flaming hypocrite who’d happily throw me and all my friends in jail even though we’ve never done a fraction of the noxious shit he’s done in his life. But I’ve got no comment on the actual shooting.
P. The blue check mark punditry is busy gas lighting America that Inflation Is Our Friend! This is a new development from last month There is No Inflation! These are the same honest types who helpfully explained last month that the clusterfuck of Afghanistan was your fault.
Q. How the fuck am I already at Q? The news cycle needs to slow its ass down and let people breathe. Why are we in this hand basket? What’s all that fire over there?
R. Dave Chappelle has once again shown all artists and creators the way forward. I tried to tell you guys this shit years ago. Quit giving power to asshole bullies who hate you, power over what you can and can’t create.
S. If you want a perfect example of why I despise the US news media more than any other group, compare how they reported on the death of Colin Powell to the death of Herman Cain, specifically related to Covid. These unctuous motherfuckers can’t do anything that isn’t twisted and foul.
T. My wife was flying Southwest at the time and got delayed, stuck in another state, and we still rooted for the pilots. You think that was bad? Just wait until the government sufficiently pisses off all the truckers. I hope you’ve stocked up on food storage.
U. Seriously, fuck this month.
V. Oh yeah, I nearly forgot! The biggest shocking news story of the last four years? It was totally made up! Whoops! I’m sure the media just did that totally on accident, they couldn’t see through the clumsy hamfisted lies, and they acted in good faith the entire time about the whole Russian Collusion thing. I’m sure they’ll print retractions soon, and then all the leftists who screamed at you will apologize shortly.
W. Come to think of it though, isn’t it interesting that the topic of V got a thousand times more news coverage that the entire rest of this list? (keeping in mind that this is ONLY ONE MONTH OF FUCKERY?!?)
X. Plus, while we were distracted by all this insane bullshit, congress passed an infrastructure bill with almost no infrastructure in it. Yay! The evil democrats were aided by a dozen evil/stupid republicans. GO TEAMWORK!
Y. On the bright side Dune was awesome. So we’ve got that going for us.
Z. And my new novella Lost Planet Homicide is out on Audible now, FREE to Audible Plus members. I really like this one. It came out good. I was going for Space Bosch. 😀
(And because I didn’t get this out fast enough, here’s another-JW)
If the black or brown teenagers from out of state (i.e. the suburbs) rolled up and kept communist, child raping, grandma punchers from blowing up my local gas station, I’d fucking bake them cookies, you racist pool noodle.
The key words in dipshit’s post are “maintain peace and order” because that’s great. The kid got attacked by 4 people, who all turned out to be some flavor of criminal asshole with a rap sheets full of violence and fuckery. So if these hypothetical law abiding, order keeping, peaceful, slightly browner than I am, teenagers shot a pedophile lunatic in the face while he was doing evil shit… AWESOME.
Quit simping for hyper-violent, society destroying, leftist stormtroopers, you pathetic weasels. Whether Rittenhouse was tactically or morally smart for going to a place filled with stupid people doing stupid things, it was legal.
This trial isn’t about this trial. It’s about how the left simply can’t abide the idea of regular people not putting up with their shit. Currently most law-abiding, gun owning, other-than-leftist, Americans actively avoid giant flaming lefty temper tantrums specifically because they don’t want to end up like Rittenhouse, dragged through the system while a minimum wage prosecutor makes up outlandish shit, knowing they still might get convicted because the jury is afraid the mob will come for them next.
But if more regular people say fuck it, I’m not going to stand down or hide, then more rioters would get shot, which would certainly make rioting less attractive, and then the left would lose a valuable tool in their tool box. Crazy violent temper tantrums (fueled by a helpful lying ass media) are useful to the left. Without their gang of useful idiots being able to destroy shit with impunity, who else would scare the shit out of juries? Who else would ensure everyone trapped in cities always toes the line?
Mob based political violence has been a tool of dirtbags since mankind invented politics. Quit pretending that the left doesn’t do it now.
It’s the same reason when after a summer of their continual fiery rampages with billions of dollars in damage and many lives lost, when the right got a little uppity on January 6th, the left absolutely lost their shit. That’s their game. That’s their tool. The left don’t share. So their rioters are heroic champions (even when they are arsonist child rapists who got out of the loony bin that morning) while ours are insurrectionists who need to get immediately shot by the cops (the one time they don’t want to defund the police, go figure)
It’s all bullshit. We all know it’s all bullshit. But suckers like to keep up polite fictions. So when smug fucks like this play the race card, call them on their bullshit. This isn’t a race thing. This is a civilization versus barbarians things. So if you are black, brown, white, or fucking pokadot, but you don’t want insane leftist stormtroopers burning your business down, welcome aboard.
Have a cookie.
(They STILL haven’t banned him! This has to be a record! Anyway, here’s another bit Larry wrote on the Book of Faces I thought y’all might enjoy. -JW)
To the handful of liberals who haven’t blocked me. This is for you.
In the aftermath of the Rittenhouse trial progs have all glommed onto the “If Rittenhouse had been black he would have been convicted” narrative.
Possibly. They might even be right, but only on accident, and in the stupidest self-own way possible.
The left means this as a zing against the right.
Except if Rittenhouse had been black, the right still would have cheered for him, because honestly the vast majority of us don’t give a shit about race, and the losers who do (half the country is a big tent) hate lefty stormtrooper rioters far more. The fact you can’t grasp this basic fundamental fact about your enemy says a whole lot more about you than it does about them.
(Seriously, I’m not blowing smoke. Every study and poll shows that even the most old school, country club, super white republicans would rather hang out with a black republican than a white liberal. And for the overwhelming majority of us born after the 1960s, we truly don’t give a shit, but go on believing your dumb ass propaganda)
The real zing is that if Black Rittenhouse would have been convicted it would only have been because of the profoundly dishonest actions of the DEMOCRAT prosecutors. Sort of like most of the other unfair prosecutions of black men that you guys like to complain about.
Binger and Kruise did some sleazy shit and got away with it. And that is what they did during a trial with massive media attention. You think this was their first time? Do you think there aren’t others like them out there?
The only reason this trial got massive media attention was because the news media is in bed with the DNC, and the angry mob violence is a useful tool in the DNC’s tool box. The media can’t allow regular people to get the idea that they can get uppity against their mobs and get away with it. Regular people need to be too terrified of the system to act.
Democrats caused the problems you are supposedly upset about. Then democrats make them worse, and profit.
Back during the Great Fiery Temper Tantrum of 2020, nearly all of the cases BLM was upset about took place in cities entirely run by democrats. With democrat judges, democrat prosecutors, democrat mayors, and democrat police chiefs. And these cities have been this way for 40 or 80 years.
So obviously the solution is to elect more democrats to these same positions of authority. Then blame the republicans, who haven’t held an elected office in your deep blue city in a generation. Because apparently even distant republicans cause all your local democrats to be corrupt assholes through the magical power of their white supremacy waves.
Progs are now acting all smug with their hypotheticals that if this was flipped, and this riot had happened in a red state, and a black teenager had shot 3 white rioters, we’d be outraged and instantly toss him in prison.
Progs love to make up imaginary scenarios to argue over, because they suck at real life, and their imaginary ones always play out exactly how they want.
Problem is, most red areas don’t tolerate that level of out of control street violence to begin with. And the only places you see that sort of behavior in red states are… drum roll please… the deep blue cities. Which see above, have democrat mayors and democrat police chiefs running things. The further you get from that, the less stupid it gets.
But personally, even then, if Black Rittenhouse had driven from Ogden to Salt Lake City, and several rioters had attacked him and gotten ventilated in the process, I’d gladly donate to his defense fund.
Except, if that had happened (and this gets back to the left’s self-own) because that doesn’t fit the left’s narrative that case would get zero national media attention. (kinda like how the news always crop out any pictures of black people defending their businesses with guns, or they chop the heads off of the black gun owners at marches). If it doesn’t fit the lefty narrative, the truth gets a bullet to the back of the neck.
When that case gets no national attention, Black Rittenhouse does not get crowd funding to pay for lawyers, and instead gets a scrape the bottom of the barrel public defender. And that public defender was also working 16 other cases at the time. (honestly, the problems you guys bitch about in our legal system aren’t race issues, they are class issues).
Then armed with the lowest form of legal counsel available, while the world isn’t watching, assholes like Littlefinger and Fatlock would do their thing and not get caught. (seriously, they were that shitty with hundreds of thousands of us were live streaming it, how bad do you think they usually act?)
And then you dumb fuckers reelect everyone involved.
Meanwhile, back on Earth, as you are crying about self-defense laws all being racist, if you’d actually get your news from some place other than blue check mark twitter pundits you’d see that there are a couple of other cases this week involving black defendants and victims that have gone wildly different than your predictions.
But yeah, black men do get prosecuted and sentenced unfairly, all the time… usually by democrats. In areas that democrats have turned to shit for decades. And the democrat media only talks about local legal cases when there is something to be gained for their national party. They pay lip service to caring, while they use and abuse people for their personal gain.
Despite all your whining about this last year, at the end you still elected an old racist segregationist, and a legendarily corrupt prosecutor. Way to go.
Quit being a sucker.
(Holy cow, there’s still a week in this month? No telling what’s next…- JW)
11/22/21 Larry wrote:
Here’s another example of how incredibly evil the US news media is. (this comment isn’t about the Waukesha case, it’s more about the news.)
CNN formed a narrative last night that the reason the suspect ran over 40 people in a Christmas parade was because he was fleeing from the police. Of course this makes it sound like it wasn’t a premeditated slaughter. The blue check mark punditry immediately ran with this, planting seeds of doubt, that the real bad guy was the police for chasing him, and the driver was a victim of our racist justice system.
Except Waukesha PD just said there was no pursuit at that time.
So the narrative formed by CNN and the blue check mark leftists is crap. HOWEVER, watch what will happen. The seeds were planted. Gullible idiots and the willfully ignorant will now repeat that narrative forever. A year from now when this is at trial, mark my words, you will see people still spewing that narrative about running from the racist police. Guaranteed.
Will what we are being told right now turn out to be accurate? Truthfully I don’t know. Neither does the media, but they never let that hold them back.
We’ve seen this before. We will see this again. Because our media is evil. Narrative before truth, always.
Smart people used to stick to the 72 hour rule, to wait for the facts before making a judgement call because the initial reports are often riddled with errors… except that’s becoming increasingly difficult because by the time the facts are in, the media has already established an elaborate web of lies in order to control public opinion from that point on. The truth gets strangled.
The news media is evil. They hate you. They lie to you. They are happy when you die, and then they’ll use your death to further their agenda. They are the root cause of most of the hate and discontent in our country. There is nothing they won’t do for profit or political gain.