This week in the news

In world news, everybody is just SHOCKED, shocked I tell you, to discover that the government of a 3rd world nation isn’t necessarily good for its people.  If I hear one more UN snot-rag or mainstream media pundit pontificate about how SHOCKING it is that the leadership of Mynamar/Burma isn’t being nice to the homeless and suffering, I’m going to puke. 


Didn’t they catch the recent “documentary film” Rambo IV?  Remember when the same punditry was talking about how uncivilized and racist Rambo was because it portrayed the government of Burma as a bunch of raping, pillaging, scum bags?  Yep.  Same folks.    


In national news, looks like Obama’s got the donkey party nomination all sewed up.  So now our choice comes down to a conservative democrat versus a communist.  Yay.


Not that communists ever have anything but the people’s very best interests at heart of course.  Like Barack Obama.  He’s a Marxist through and through.  And I’m sure he’ll turn out to be as great a leader as every other Marxist turd that has ever managed to get elected anywhere. 


And now somebody will get offended because I dared to call their darling Barack a Marxist.  Well, let’s see… What does he actually stand for?  Besides hope and change, or hoping for change, or changing for hope, or whatever line of bullshit people too lazy to exercise any critical thinking are falling for today.  He wants the government to control EVERYTHING.  Last time I checked, that was pretty much how Marxism worked.  Everything else is semantics. 


He wants to punish companies that make too much profit.  Explain how that works in a free nation, because I personally would love to buy stock in an industry that isn’t allowed to make money.  (because that 8% the oil companies made is just crazy talk).  He wants the government to control your health, your life, your property, your decisions, your morality, and your choices, all for the greater good, because you’re too friggin’ stupid to do it on your own.


His wife doesn’t think its fair that she had to pay to go to her Ivy League universities… Yes, fair.  It’s not fair that she was making six figures a year and having to pay back student loans.  See, the tax payers should have done that for her.


I’m sick of the media telling us that the reason that any white person wouldn’t vote for Barack is because of race, not because he’s a socialist, and the idea of turning control of the executive branch over to him terrifies us.  Can’t be that.  Has to be racism.  Whereas 90+% of black people voting for Barack isn’t racist at all.  That’s changing for hope… or something.


Babies are a punishment.  So hey, let’s have tax-payer funded abortion on demand!  It would be too damn simple to give his kids a pack of Trojans and leave the rest of us the hell alone.


He’s clueless on foreign policy, and sitting down with Hugo, Lil’ Kim, and Ahmohommedinjihad or whatever the hell his name is, won’t give these guys greater stature and standing in the world at all.  No… vote for Hope and Change, and all the bad people out there in the world who want to screw with America will suddenly be all peaceful and full of love and joy.  


Deep breath… Man, I hate that guy. 


On the other hand, McCain is a joke.  The best the Republican party could come up with is basically a democrat.  Our main strategy for winning this election is that Barack will be too crazy for the democrats and independents that aren’t mentally ill, and they’ll vote for McCain.  That’s one hell of a plan. 


McCain is proud of the fact that he “reaches across the aisle” and “brings people together”.  Listen, John, we really don’t want to be brought together with Kennedy or Feingold.  We want them to GO AWAY and quit destroying our country.


McCain has made a couple of speeches lately to try to placate us conservatives (Conservative, defined as some archaic person who doesn’t believe the government makes everything better).  Time will tell if he means this stuff, or he’s just trying to throw us a bone.  Personally, I’m going to support him, but only because the other option is totally nuts.  As MadOgre says, I support McCain, and I don’t like it one bit.


In local news, a local Utah police chief shot himself in the leg while teaching a CCW class, once again proving that only law enforcement is professional enough to handle dangerous firearms.  As a rule of thumb, if you’re using your carry gun as a demo gun for a class, you’re a moron.  The carry gun should be PUT AWAY.  And then if you manage to shoot yourself in the ankle with said gun, that demonstrates that you didn’t pay any attention to the Four Rules of gun safety lecture that you were required to give at the very first part of class.  Way to go, Chief. 

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3 thoughts on “This week in the news”

  1. The police chief did NOT shoot himself in the leg. He was simply showing the class how to use it, and it accidentally went off.


    You know, it probably turned in his hand and depressed its own trigger. I’ll bet it loaded itself, too, because no po-lease chief would dare instruct a class using a firearm loaded with anything beyond snap-caps.

    Yup. That was an Evil Gun right there. I’ll bet it was black, too. It was an Evil Black Gun that shot that poor, defenseless officer.

    Damn EBG’s!



  2. This Obama thing is scary in more ways than one. Where I work there is one guy who is an ObaMoonie. If there is an image of Barrack on TV you can see him actually go into trance as if he was worshiping him. And God forbid you make any comment against the guy or you will be chastised and called names by this subject of the Obamania. I am afraid we will be governed by an African American Jim Jones.

  3. Thank whoever that this idiot cop shot himself, and not a student.

    As for Ahmadinejad, as you see I can write him, and first time. But I cannot say him, and like everyone else in Britain who takes any interest, refer to him as President Dinnerjacket.

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