These puppies don’t look very sad—dispirited maybe, or discouraged. Larry, maybe you need to double down on the Hatey Hating McHaterson evilness until these puppies reach a proper level of despondence.
“A skullcap of melted-down spent brass.” Which is reminding me of that scene from Game of Thrones where Khal Drogo “crowned” Viserys Targaryen, and I hope you’re not suggesting we do the same to Larry.
Besides, Larry strikes me more as the guy pouring out the brass, anyway. Take that however you will…
It ought to be a sawed-off Scary Boomstick, you know, because concealed carry is scary. Near as scary as your cisgender colonialist white-privilege bullying and all that.
Well it would resemble you better if you went through couple rounds of p90x…. It’s a bit of a fantasy now…. Just did a round myself. Great exercise routine.
I don’t think there are that many people upset that you got nominated for a hugo. Don’t agree with your politics and I’m not.
The drawing suffers one glaring ( ahem) fault. The glowing red eyes that one can see the roiling lightning storms in, as you contemplate idiocy & dancing cretins, and decide whether to shoot them, eviscerate them in print, or simply command them to die with your mind.
Snicker
I’ll assume all the subjugated puppies are female.
That’s not enough anymore. The puppies must all be mixed breeds and transgender to reflect Larry’s supreme status as the ILoH.
How does one tell if a dog is transgender? Whose leg it tries to hump?
Dave W.,
Jim Hines’ leg.
That would explain MUCH……
So, how many gun laws does that weapon break?
Hint: If the answer isn’t “all of them”, it needs to be replaced. 😀
The real question is how many of the laws of physics does it break?
And “all of them” is still an acceptable answer. 🙂
Snork.
…And now I must go and clean my keyboard…
Looks like you have a new picture for your author bio in the backs of your books!:-)
What ARE you toting around?
Ask any reporter, it’s an AK-47. 🙂
Yep. It’s always an “AK-47” except when it’s a “Glock”. Maybe it’s a Glock AK-47.
You haven’t kept up with the times have you? It’s quite obviously an AR-15, according to reporters.
Except when it’s an AR-15 shotgun.
Or the infamous “AK-15.” 😛
It’s an “automatic Glock .9mm revolver”.
And yes, it has the shoulder thing that goes up.
With a 30 clip magazine
it is an assualt rifle?
Like I posted on FB – the gun is missing the shoulder thing that goes up. Then it would be reeeeaaaalllly scary.
And it’s not black. All black guns are automatically 164% deadlier.
I don’t see a bayonet lug, so subtract 30% from the lethality.
But the Red ones are faster, three times faster.
That’s Raaaacist!
That’s an air gun, right?
What are the puppies carrying? Spend brass for reloading? That would be rather green, wouldn’t it, recycling and all. 🙂
Ah, I see, they are carrying him. The perspective looks so that he might also be standing behind them.
and fresh out of bubblegum.
The inclusion of the MHI Smiley on the arm is a nice touch.
I dunno. Not enough hate. 😉
Clearly fails the Bechtel Test.
The puppies could be female… and talking dish about each other via ESP .
That is totally awesome.
My favorite bit is the moobs. 😀
I snorted, and quite loudly. 😀
Is that the Abominator?
Cool pic. I like it.
this needs to be on the “Larry Correia – International Lord of Hate” t-shirt.
I would buy that tshirt in a hot second…
Oh yea, I’d take 2.
Storyteller
Yes. T-shirts. Please.
I’m not sure how that would work on a T-shirt… how about a coffee mug?
His finger is off the bleeping bank switch!+1
There is no YardMoose. -1 for that.
Nice solid 10/10!
When do the T-shirts go on sale?
Bang switch.
Proofreading – how does it work?
That is… I’m speechless.
Larry, I just finished reading SPELLBOUND. You are now officially my 2nd favorite living writer. Well done, sir.
Off to buy WARBOUND. Why can’t you be more like Robert Jordan or Jim Butcher, and crank out another twenty volumes of this?
Wow. Thanks.
I’m reading Count to a Trillion now. I think the correct term for it would be mind bending. Good stuff.
Well, shoot, now I’m curious. Who is #1? 😀
Ah, Warbound, and its spot-on depiction of a fascist President. Beautiful novel.
I finished Count to a Trillion a couple of weeks ago. Amazing story. Now I need to get the other two in the series and the rest of Mr. Wright’s work.
That is a very Jake Sullivan weapon.
These puppies don’t look very sad—dispirited maybe, or discouraged. Larry, maybe you need to double down on the Hatey Hating McHaterson evilness until these puppies reach a proper level of despondence.
This is very close, but shouldn’t the ILH(ILOH?) have a crown?
Crown? Perhaps a skullcap of melted down spent brass would be more appropriate for our evil lord and master.
“A skullcap of melted-down spent brass.” Which is reminding me of that scene from Game of Thrones where Khal Drogo “crowned” Viserys Targaryen, and I hope you’re not suggesting we do the same to Larry.
Besides, Larry strikes me more as the guy pouring out the brass, anyway. Take that however you will…
Wes, I was thinking more like the skullcap Doc Savage wore in a few of his adventures.
It ought to be a sawed-off Scary Boomstick, you know, because concealed carry is scary. Near as scary as your cisgender colonialist white-privilege bullying and all that.
Well it would resemble you better if you went through couple rounds of p90x…. It’s a bit of a fantasy now…. Just did a round myself. Great exercise routine.
I don’t think there are that many people upset that you got nominated for a hugo. Don’t agree with your politics and I’m not.
Ummmm, a MaxiGat. Me wants… But the really good news is that my favorite dead tree store got in some paperback copies of “Warbound”.
Can we get this on Tshirt? Larry Corriea International Lord OF Hate Fighter of Internet Trolls Creator of Sad Puppies And Author.
It looks like you skipped leg day… I kid… great image!
The drawing suffers one glaring ( ahem) fault. The glowing red eyes that one can see the roiling lightning storms in, as you contemplate idiocy & dancing cretins, and decide whether to shoot them, eviscerate them in print, or simply command them to die with your mind.
Bwah HA ha haaaa!!!