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Occupy Womb Street came to an end on Edgar Allen Poe’s birtday (I share a birtday with HP Lovecraft, so I’m sensing a trend here). Introducing Correia 2.4.Β  10 Pounds and 9 ounces, 21 inches long, and Mrs. Correia did that all without an epidural because she is a Viking badass warrior woman.

There is a new moose on Yard Moose Mountain.

He’s a surprisingly good natured little guy, and probably the strongest baby I’ve ever seen. And that is coming from somebody who already had three ten pounders. He lifts his head, looks around, can grab stuff and hold on like a 3 month old, and even did a push up to get to a more comfy position. This is the sort of madness that happens when we have babies go to their due dates. All of our other gigantic children were early.

Mrs. Correia is fine. We’re all slightly brain damaged from lack of sleep. There is a 7 year gap between this one and Correia 2.3.

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Antonio Jones
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4 years 10 months ago

Your newborn is already awesome, Larry.

daytbryc
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4 years 10 months ago

I think he means “Your newborn is already a toddler, Larry.”

richard mcenroe (@richard_mcenroe)
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The mysterious visitor to Poe’s grave didn’t show up this year. Keep watching the yard.

Matt
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Matt
4 years 10 months ago

Congratulations, Correias!
My last child was also the largest birth weight and most good-natured (as a baby). Enjoy your little guy.

Philip Williams
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Philip Williams
4 years 10 months ago

Fantastic! Congratulations!

It reminds me of when my son was born (a mere 10 lbs. even). My wife had the epidural, but it wore off. She didn’t tell anybody because she didn’t want to wait while another kicked in, so when it came time to push, she blasted him out of there in 45 min. flat.

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Robb Allen
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4 years 10 months ago

Totally awesome and … wow, dats a big babby.

I sense an exciting career with MHI is in that boy’s future.

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That Guy
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4 years 10 months ago

Give him a Goatee and a fedora, and he will look just like you!

Congrats. That is awesome.

Excalibur
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Excalibur
4 years 10 months ago

Now that is a beautiful child.

He is going to be an Owen, I can feel it.

RabidAlien
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4 years 10 months ago

Awesome!!! Congrats to you and Mrs. Viking!

lagomorphflix
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4 years 10 months ago

Congratulations and all the best.

Alex Johnson
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Alex Johnson
4 years 10 months ago

Congrats!!!

Brad G
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Brad G
4 years 10 months ago

Awesome Larry! Congrats to you and your wife on the new “little” Viking.

sharon staton
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sharon staton
4 years 10 months ago

congratulations mamma and pappa.

Nick Sharps
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Nick Sharps
4 years 10 months ago

Congrats Larry! He looks like a fighter. Welcome to the Monster Hunter Nation 2.4

Cathy
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Cathy
4 years 10 months ago

Congratulations! That is so awesome. But… 10 pounds??? WOW.

Larry Atchley, Jr
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4 years 10 months ago

Congrats Larry, on the new addition to your family. Glad to hear he is healthy and strong.

Scott Deering
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Scott Deering
4 years 10 months ago

Congrats Larry!

-Scott

Chris H
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Chris H
4 years 10 months ago

WooHoo! If not a Monster Hunter then probably a line backer! Congratulations, all the best.

Mystik Waboose
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Mystik Waboose
4 years 10 months ago

Larry (and Mrs.),

He’s adorable! πŸ˜€ oh, and for the record? I’ve had 3 babies with no epidural. Does that make me a “bad-ass Viking Goddess”?

LepusKhan
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LepusKhan
4 years 10 months ago

yes.

NKR
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NKR
4 years 10 months ago

I can’t decide whether he’s an Owen or a Jake. He’s amazing either way. πŸ™‚

May the rest of his life live up to his pure awesomeness.

Old Windways
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Old Windways
4 years 10 months ago

Not gonna lie, I’m impressed.

Congratulations!

Barron Barnett
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4 years 10 months ago

Awesome! He’ll be raising hell in no time just so he can slay the monsters.

Leon Jester
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4 years 10 months ago

Congratulations to both of you and a WOW to your wife.

Inquisitor Malakai (@Rliyen)
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4 years 10 months ago

Congratulations, Mr. Correia, on your newest edition to the family. Hale and healthy looking as well. That second picture screams, “I’m here to kick monster butt and chew on my binkie… and I don’t have my binkie.”

Mike in Kosovo
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Mike in Kosovo
4 years 10 months ago

I was thinking more on the lines of “give me the boobie and nobody gets hurt”.

Congrats to the parents and welcome to the world, Correia 2.4!

peavybob
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peavybob
4 years 10 months ago

Congratulations!

John
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4 years 10 months ago

Awesome! Congrats!!!

Russell
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4 years 10 months ago

Congratulations to you and your wife!

James Reasoner
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4 years 10 months ago

That’s fantastic. Congratulations!

Matt
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Matt
4 years 10 months ago

Congrats!

In the 2nd pic looks like he already has his War Face.

Francis Prachthauser
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4 years 10 months ago

Congratulations to you and the Mrs.

Old NFO
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4 years 10 months ago

Congrats to you and Mrs. C! Thoughts and prayers for health and a quick recovery for Mrs. C (and some sleep for you both)!

PJM
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PJM
4 years 10 months ago

Congradulations sir and best wishes to your good lady wife

twistcut
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twistcut
4 years 10 months ago

Man, that kid already looks like a bad ass! No baby rattles for him, get him one of those tire checker batons the truckers use. Make a good tetsubo for him.
Seriously, you and the Mrs. do good work, God bless and congratulations.

Netpackrat
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4 years 10 months ago

Congrats. My first son was born yesterday, and yours is fully twice his size (5 lbs even). Much as I wish he were a little bigger, I’m kind of glad for my wife that he wasn’t quite THAT big.

LittleRed1
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LittleRed1
4 years 10 months ago

Congrats, Netpackrat. πŸ™‚

LepusKhan
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LepusKhan
4 years 10 months ago

Congrats, Netpackrat! Everything just changed for you forever.. Enjoy every second of it- it goes faster than you’ll believe! πŸ˜€

Netpackrat
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4 years 10 months ago

Yeah, I’m getting that. As neat as he is now, I’m looking forward to when he is a little more interesting and a little less fragile.

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RandyGC
4 years 10 months ago

Congratulations! A happy, healthy, prosperous and long life to him.

Christina LMT
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4 years 10 months ago

Congratulations to the Correia family!

Instinct
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4 years 10 months ago

Congrats, we are still on Instinct 2.1 and he came out at 7 lbs 9 oz. Your wife is truly a badass

Ralph Hoefelmeyer
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4 years 10 months ago
Congrats to you both, but your wife should seriously consider epidurals if you continue to spawn small giants that are ostensibly babies. If she rips your ears off. count yourself lucky. She must have an unreal pain tolerance. Baby rattle? He deserves one of those Australian didgeridoos’. And Larry, she needs a ring for this one. 11 carats total of semi-precious stones of some kind. Semi-precious, because I’d not bankrupt you. I suggest, since you live in Utah, you go find some. I’ve found huge topaz here in Colorado. You’ve got stuff there, stones you find, with matching elk teeth… Read more »
Sean(Houston) (@Cotyleus)
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4 years 10 months ago

I don’t know Larry. The wee one looks a little pissed off in that second photo….

Murgy
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Murgy
4 years 10 months ago

Yet another OWS protester tossed out in the cold -wouldn’t you be pissed?

Congrats to Mrs C & Mr C & all the little C’s! All the Fun You’ll Have! πŸ™‚

Sean(Houston) (@Cotyleus)
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4 years 10 months ago

OWS? wash your mouth out young man. That bundle of joy is more likely to grab his Daddy’s Tsetsubo and start beating on OWS protestors in self defence.

Patrick Mullane
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4 years 10 months ago

Congrats

SomeGuy
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SomeGuy
4 years 10 months ago

Wow. Congratulations on the slightly undersized man.

joe Crouse
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joe Crouse
4 years 10 months ago

The question is who has more hair.
And my mom is Jealous of your wife by her standards hes tiny.

paul nevins
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4 years 10 months ago

Congratulations!

fritz
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fritz
4 years 10 months ago

Don’t forget to get the tyke a Caterpiller hat:) and a leather biker jacket!

fritz
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fritz
4 years 10 months ago

Name that kld Ghengis the hun!

Chem
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Chem
4 years 10 months ago

Awesome, congrats!

Stretch
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Stretch
4 years 10 months ago

Dear Lord! What are your monthly food bills? Will go out and buy Spellbound tomorrow to help feed the lad.
And Mrs. Viking deserves a major foot rub tonight.

45er
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4 years 10 months ago

So Awesome. Congrats, I know this is a spectacular time. Enjoy every single second.

richard mcenroe (@richard_mcenroe)
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Think we can get Kel-Tec to make him a .22 Mag Abomination for a trainer?

richard mcenroe (@richard_mcenroe)
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The look on his face in #2 seems to be saying, “Why am I putting up with this? I’m not seein’ any milk here…”

You’ll probably come down one morning and Earl Harbinger will be laying there very patiently while the kid tries to pull out handfuls of his fur…

Monte
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Monte
4 years 10 months ago

Congrats, Larry & Viking Woman.
I’d hate to have to put shoes on that kid.

Jen
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Jen
4 years 10 months ago

You might want to check and see where Jake the Heavy was about ten months ago – I realize you are a big dude yourself and all, but holy schnitiz, man…! If she is nursing, may I suggest she just install a tap on each side to make it easier to fill the pint glass? I had a little piglet too, and somedays I felt like a keg of Guiness on St. Patrick’s Day…

Best wishes from Texas.

War Eagle!

Steve
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Steve
4 years 10 months ago

Naw, look closely at pic#2. There is no more doubt about this kid’s paternity than there is about Angelina Joile’s puffed lip little girl.

If you’ve ever seen Larry in person, you’ll understand. That kid is the spittin’ image of his daddy. If there was any hanky-panky it would have to be the Good Larry without the goatee from the Spock-without-a-beard-universe.

Congratulations Larry! Welcome to Earth 2.4! You’re gonna love it here.

Kahmfan
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Kahmfan
4 years 10 months ago

Gratz on your newest addition Sir and Madam.

Joe in PNG
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Joe in PNG
4 years 10 months ago

Awesome! Congrats all!

Adam
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Adam
4 years 10 months ago

For your wife to provide you with such awesome children, what monster did you slay as a wedding present?

Congratulations Correia family!

Brian Lewis
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Brian Lewis
4 years 10 months ago

Congratulations to you and the Badass Viking Warrior Woman on the new mini-Correia 2.4.

In that second photo he looks like he’s saying “I’ve got a loaded diaper and I’m not afraid to use it”.

LittleRed1
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LittleRed1
4 years 10 months ago

What a strapping young lad! Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Correia (and 2.1-2.3).

Adam
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Adam
4 years 10 months ago

Congratulations to the Correia clan!

VicMD
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4 years 10 months ago

Congratulations to your wife and you! Wow…a 10-pounder…and I thought my son, at 9#9oz was a big guy… What a great looking lad!

Annie
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Annie
4 years 10 months ago

What a cutie! He’s gonna grow up big and strong just like his daddy! Congrats to you all.

carolyn
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carolyn
4 years 10 months ago

congratulations on such a beautiful baby. i seriously love your books and cant wait till the next one,,,, such a long time away. and im excited and hoping for a continuence to “alpha” to see what happens with heather and earl… again congrats

JackCrow
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JackCrow
4 years 10 months ago

Congratulations to you both!

daytbryc
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4 years 10 months ago

Congrats! We had our second child December 7th, so we’re knee deep in lack of sleep, but we’re dug in and just gritting our teeth and hoping for the best. Hope it goes as well for you as it has for us, lack of sleep notwithstanding

Larry
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4 years 10 months ago

And how cool is it to say that you share a birthday with John Moses Browning?
Congrats!

Dave O.
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Dave O.
4 years 10 months ago

Congratulations on your new son, Larry! Do you have an appropriately sized tetsubo for him? (Still suffering weapon envy here),

pittofdoom
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4 years 10 months ago

Does this particular model have a name, or is he just gonna be 2.4 for the rest of his life?

Traye Steele
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Traye Steele
4 years 10 months ago

Good lookin’, big baby. All of us monsters like him have that great hairline too!

Seriously Larry, congrats on 2.4! Glad that he and your lovely wife are doing so well.

T.L. James
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4 years 10 months ago

Congratulations!

talltim
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4 years 10 months ago

Congrats!

Tam
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4 years 10 months ago

Born on JMB’s B-Day = +10,000 Awesome Points. πŸ˜€

Congratulations, y’all!

robl
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4 years 10 months ago

Congratulation to all the Correia models.

Correia Mark 4 makes that nurse look like a midget.

Oren Truitt
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4 years 10 months ago

My most sincere congratulations to Mr and Mrs Correia on the addition to the family. I bet there won’t be any monsters hiding in his closet or under the bed.

Erika
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Erika
4 years 10 months ago

Congratulations on this gorgeous guy! We did our three naturally as well. But our largest was only 9# 14 oz. I remember the midwife telling us that our last was over 10# a week before he was born, I was happy that he came early and was only 9 11. Great job to all involved. I hope big brothers are happy too.

AZMARK
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AZMARK
4 years 10 months ago

Congratulations!

PrivateJoker
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4 years 10 months ago

Congratulations Sir!

Will
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Will
4 years 10 months ago

Congrats you two definitely don’t do anything half ass.

Ken Harkin
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Ken Harkin
4 years 10 months ago

Congrats! 10#9oz with no epidural… Wow, don’t ever make that woman mad because there is nothing short of parking an M1 Abrams on top of her which may stop her.

Ted N
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Ted N
4 years 10 months ago

Congrats!

Bill Pomeroy
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Bill Pomeroy
4 years 10 months ago

Congrats!

cmblake6
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4 years 10 months ago

Happy Birthday!

SoupMonnky
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SoupMonnky
4 years 10 months ago

When he starts teething .. run.

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