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Yard Moose is watching…

There is a room... With a moose...

The Yard Moose are growing more brazen in their tactics. Their scouts peer in my windows, but try as they might, they shall not learn the secrets of CorrieaTech…

This big fellow has been hanging around on the hill behind my house. I’ve only seen his girlfriend once, but I know there are at least a few moose in the neighborhood. There is an elk herd too, but they are a bit further west of us, and they usually don’t come into my area until winter.

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Guest
4 years 19 days ago

I would think that if the moose knew of your experience with firearms, he might choose to walk below the crest of the hill, and avoid making such a fine target of himself.

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Skip
4 years 19 days ago

Looks like a reasonable amount of sausage there…

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Porter Glockwell
4 years 19 days ago

moosey fate! say moosey fate!

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sohmdaddy
4 years 19 days ago

Yard moose saw what you did. . . .

Guest
4 years 19 days ago

It’s like a zombie movie man! First you see one wandering through a field.

Then you see one watching you from the ridgeline.

Then they’re pounding on your boarded-up shutters but by then it’s too late…!

I hope you laid in some extra porcupines to deal with this…

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Joseph
4 years 19 days ago

The RLF is watching you.

Guest
4 years 19 days ago

It is the moose/elk you don’t see is the worry.

Guest
4 years 19 days ago

Weremoose?

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Randy
4 years 19 days ago

There Moose… There Castle…

What? You started it!

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Joseph
4 years 19 days ago

It’s a decoy, while you watch it the others are sneaking in thru the windows and getting their hands on CorrieaTech secrets

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Jocassee Drew
4 years 19 days ago

This looks like a job for a Combat Wombat

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Bayside EMT
4 years 18 days ago

Why can’t I EVER get a clean shot like that? Larry, I am thinking you are being stalked by a band of Killer/Ninja Mooses, and the Mooses are being paid off by your fellow Campell nominated writers. To remove you from the awards, or there is some really tasty trees and bushes around your place and the Clan Killer/Ninja Yard Moose is just grubbing.

PS. Its the Moose you never hear that always gets ya.

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tannim111
4 years 18 days ago

The moose is loose!

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Darren
4 years 18 days ago

Is… is it crunching walnuts? That is the true reason the room with the moose is terrifying. Also, I love the fact that you made an Invader Zim reference. It restores my faith in authorial nerdity.

Guest
4 years 16 days ago

Once, a moose chased me.

Stupid moose.

I later ate moose chili. Moose gave me indigestion.

Stupider moose.

(Adventures in Alaska…)

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Corey
4 years 16 days ago

Maybe that porcipine was doing recon for the yard moose

Guest
4 years 12 days ago

It wasn’t me.

Just remember that moose bites can be pretty nasti.