I accept Nickwolf’s challenge to debate

I figured after the rambling ‘debate or die treason tea-bag blah blah blah’ I’d publically accept Nickwolf’s challenge. Here is the e-mail that I sent to him:

Dear Nickwolf,

I didn’t think it was possible, but the more you type, the dumber you get. Your ignorance of history is only rivaled by your sad inability to communicate in any meaningful way. You say that you’d like to debate, and normally I’d welcome the chance, but I think I’d rather debate an enraged poo-flinging howler monkey. But regardless, I accept your offer to debate at any time. My blog receives about 2,000 hits a day, so that’s a pretty good audience for you to try to reach with your ‘message’.

They especially enjoyed your last… I don’t know what word to call it. Ranting usually indicates some sort of coherent subject matter… unhinged rambling perhaps?


Everyone had a good laugh at your expense and once again you embarrassed and damaged your own side. A good time was had by all. I’ve got moderate and even liberal readers, so it isn’t just my side that thinks you’re insane. In fact, the liberals are praying for you to shut up and quit making them look bad. Personally, I hope you keep posting in public, because you’ve done far more to help the Tea Party movement with your idiotic blatherings than anything I could ever hope to accomplish. The undecided look at your writings and say “I’m on whatever side that douchebag’s not.”

Have a good one. Try not to have a complete come-apart when the “clear majority” tells your side to go get ****ed in November. :) 

Treasonously yours,



p.s. If you paid money for that membership to the Guild of Writers or whatever it is, you really should try to get a refund. Personally, as a professional and commercially successful writer, I think that basic literacy should be a prerequisite to membership to any ‘writer’s’ guild. But I’m old fashioned like that.

p.p.s. I hope your grandma is well. You really shouldn’t be so hard on her. I know you are bitter about all that in-breeding but it really isn’t her fault you were born with flipper toes. They just didn’t know as much about genetics back then.  

I am eagerly awaiting his response. I thought by my standards that was pretty darn polite.


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