“Listen, and understand. That terminator is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.” – Kyle Reese

Yep. I’m talking about Healthcare.  

It is still with us.  Despite every single poll there is showing that most of us don’t want it, despite 37 states looking at legislation to fight it, despite the fact that this crap has been going on for over a year, and despite all indications that the democratic party will commit mass seppuku in November, they are still coming at us.  Sunday will be interesting.

I’ve said it before, and I stand by my prediction. Obama is a one term president, and he knows it, but he’s also a true believer, and will burn this country down in order to change us into a socialist paradise.  This is the end game. Obama, Pelosi, and the other true believers  are willing to destroy their party temporarily in order to ensure that America turns into a version of Big Dumb Canada.

You control our health, you control our lives. They get it. Too bad some Americans are still caught up in the fluffy-puppy-rainbow-unicorn fantasy that somehow the meddling of a giant soulless bureaucracy that ruins everything it touches will somehow make their lives better.  How stupid do you have to be to think that the government that is now racking up 200 billion in extra debt a month is going to spend another trillion dollars and cut the deficit?  Do you sleep in a helmet?  

The American people are divided into three distinct camps on this one.  The largest group is the people who understand the fundamental truth that the federal government sucks at everything except for spending money. The second group is the true believers who think that the whole communism thing was just misunderstood, and that it will totally work out this time.  Thankfully this is a small group. 

The third group is the people that are just really gullible, and take Obama’s words at face value.  When he says that he’s going to cut premiums 3000% they don’t bat an eye. They think that everybody should have free healthcare, shouldn’t ever get sick, and shouldn’t have to pay for anything ever, and when people like me say that’s stupid and can’t possibly work, they decide that we’re just being mean.  No, dumbass, it is because we can do MATH!

Hey, I just got a message for this third group… Yeah… it says that if you take a butter knife and jam it into a wall socket really hard, Obama will mail you a magic kitten named Sparkles.  Sparkles will cure cancer and make you lose weight! Quick! Find a wall socket.  Hurry!  Obama and Sparkles are counting on you!

–lights everywhere flicker as the power grid is overloaded—

Whew… got rid of those guys.  They’ll have to find a new cast for Jersey Shore.  Now it’s just us and the socialists.

Listen up, assholes. (or whatever strange orifice Rahm Emmanual has next to his egg tube) America doesn’t want this crap.  For you democrats that aren’t true believers, and you’d like to keep your cushy jobs, you know what the right answer is.  Ted Kennedy’s seat wasn’t safe. What do you think is going to happen to you?  We’re going to run out of money before Obama is able to bribe all of you with cushy perks. Louisiana and Nebraska got there first.

And Matheson.  If your vote changes just because your brother just happened to get a federal judgeship… (convenient timing, that)  Utah won’t just kick you out of office. Your name will become a swear word. You’ll be remembered forever as a sellout who betrayed the people of rural Utah who were dumb enough to think that just because you were a democrat, you wouldn’t totally suck.  I hope you’re cool with that.

Stupak and his anti-abortion democrats will probably cave. They’ll say that their principles are intact because though the government will totally pay for abortions on demand, they took out the part of the bill that actually allowed Rahm Emmanuel to eat the fetuses.

We’ll see what happens this weekend.  I hope that Obama and Sparkles have a very sad Sunday.