Cover art for MHV

Commentary from our friends in Europe:

I just got this posted to the HK mega-thread. 

Author : Blubby
Comment:
You guys are funny. “Fanboys” and people who are afraid that they cant buy guns as Civilians complaining about marketing of HK? Guys, what you do think whos doing the “marketing” for america? Not german people do that! That is the american HK who have to do such kind of bullshit and anyway, there is no need to discuss why you should need a full automatic HK416, or is there? Do you think we in germany can buy guns as civilians? No! Not a fucking stupid little pistol and that is how it should be in a civilized country!
Just in such “third world” countries like America you can still do so! A lot parts of the USA are as worse as the Iraq or Afghanistan. Just think about it and its a shame that people like you talk about guns like we do about cars! Fucking shame on you!

 

Let me break it down for you:

 

Author : Blubby

Blubby, may I call you Fritz?  Okay, let me reply, Fritz.

 

Comment:
You guys are funny. “Fanboys” and people who are afraid that they cant buy guns as Civilians complaining about marketing of HK?

 

Why, yes.

 

Guys, what you do think whos doing the “marketing” for america? Not german people do that!

 

If only that had had the word “dildoes” in it, I would have sworn that it had been written by Skwisgaar from Dethklok.

 

That is the american HK who have to do such kind of bullshit and anyway, there is no need to discuss why you should need a full automatic HK416, or is there?

 

Uhm… I may have to diagram that sentence, and then get back to you.

 

Do you think we in germany can buy guns as civilians? No!

 

Shouldn’t that be NEIN!

 

Not a fucking stupid little pistol and that is how it should be in a civilized country!

 

Oh, a “civilized” country… You really want to go there, huh?  


Just in such “third world” countries like
America you can still do so!

 

Yep.  Because we retain some measure of personal freedom, we’re a 3rd world country.  Gotcha.

 

A lot parts of the USA are as worse as the Iraq or Afghanistan.

 

Where in the USA exactly is life worse than in Iraq or Afghanistan?  Ironically, I don’t have any kids in my local grade school missing limbs from landmines, nor has my local shopping center been attacked by a suicide bomber lately.  Our women don’t have to wear to wear sacks and my hourly wage is about equivalent to what a Pashtun herdsman makes in a year. 

If you’re talking about violence, we do have some violence, but I believe that you’ll find that the places in America where you are most likely to be brutally murdered also tend to have the most restrictive gun laws.  Ironic, that.

And even then, I’d take Washington DC or Chicago over Kabul or Baghdad anytime. I believe what you did there, Fritz, could be referred to as “talking out your ass”. 

 

 Just think about it and its a shame that people like you talk about guns like we do about cars!

 

You know, Fritz, while you guys do make some pretty snazzy cars, the main reason you are able to speak your mind freely at all (on the internet that 3rd world Americans invented) is because at one point in time, a bunch of Americans that liked to talk about guns liberated you from a bunch of fascist socialist scumbags. Immediately after that, a bunch of other Americans who were also mostly fond of firearms were stationed in your land of fine beer and sausage to keep you from being steamrolled by a bunch of communists.

There are lots of Americans that like to talk about guns. We’re the ones that get called up to kill bad people and to teach slackers like you how to use them when something horrible finally happens that makes you realize you need one.   

 

Fucking shame on you!

 

NEIN, Fritz! Shame on you!

Here in free America I can own and carry a firearm for personal protection. I have carried a gun everyday for a decade.  I have used a gun exactly once to stop a violent encounter. I pulled a gun on somebody who was about to murder my neighbor. My wife was able to stop a would-be rapist because she pulled a gun on him while he was in the process of pushing through our screen door.

Perhaps, if we had been more civilized, like you guys, I could have let an innocent man die in 1997 and my wife could have been violated in 2002.  Now that’s progress!

But having guns is bigger than just the protection of the individual.  Our founding fathers understood that there could come a point in time where the government could become tyrannical and evil.  At that point the democratic process would no longer work, and the only possible way to secure liberty would be for the populace to take up arms against their own government.

Now, of course, it would be IMPOSSIBLE for a tyrannical despot to rise to power in Germany… After all, it is a civilized country…

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