Because the ladies requested it…


I got several requests for the “No monsters under my bed” but in women’s sizes. So there you go. It is available in a few different colors too.

11 Responses

  1. Yeah, but what about the ones in the closet?

  2. Thanks. Order placed.

  3. Is this the front or back of the t-shirt? It wasn’t absolutely clear on the ordering page.

    Also we received our patches today thank you.


  4. That should be the front, I think.

  5. Bought the book Sunday and I’m halfway through it. Absolutely loving it, Larry.

  6. Larry, you understand that that’s grammatically incorrect, right? “There is no monsters under my bed” is what it says if you expand the contraction.


    See, folks? You don’t have to be an English major to be a successful writer. You just need a good editor.

  7. YEEEEEESSSSS!!!1!!!!

    Maybe he’s refering to the missing monsters as a group?

  8. Mike, it was originally a kid’s logo that the women requested.

    How many little kids do you know who would say. “There are no monsters under my bed.” They would say “There’s no monsters under my bed.” Well, unless it was my strange, highly literate kids, and then it would be the 4 year old saying. “Actually, there was no monsters under my bed. -indecipherable- Behold! I done killed it a whole bunch! Awesome. -explosion noise- Yay!”

    Besides, I’ll tell you what I tell anybody who picks on my grammar in MHI. They’re southern! :)

  9. We still need a non-fitted tactical black tshirt! =)

  10. Since there’s some hair splitting going on :) are there any tall sizes? Some of us females are a little larger than your average woman. I’m six feet tall but wear a medium t-shirt.

    I know, that’s a little demanding. Had to ask though.


  11. Who needs monsters under the bed? We’ve got Holder, Sunstein, et al.

    Ah well, ordering one for my wife now – her new target practice shirt!

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