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I'm a famous bigot on the internets

http://2cents.dailyreckoning.com/viewtopic.php?t=40142

My favorite part is how “FBMG are a bunch of mormon racist ****ing assholes. **** them. I hope Obama sends them to the welfare line.”

Groovy. I wasn’t aware of my racist tendancies. My immediate family that checks the “Other” box on all of our government forms is going to be surprised by this development.  Only 1/3 of the current ownership of FBMG is actually “white”. (which is an idiotic term perpetuated by liberals to keep themselves important, really it is more of an off pink, and I’m all about the light-brown power) My heritage is “questionable” and we’ve got a hispanic. (and for the record, less than half of the people that work here are Mormon, and for some of those, the term can only be used in the loosest sense)

I think that this is an example of one of those classical things where if you disagree with somebody on the internet, then you must be racist or a nazi. I managed to get both of those assigned to me in that thread in a matter of seconds. Good old liberal champions of free speech. The only time I have any nazi tendancies is when I play Call Of Duty 5, because the FG42 friggin’ rocks and I kick butt with it. 

If you’re going to try and make fun of somebody, at least put some effort into it, you lazy bastards.

By the way, our Saiga .308 mags are the ones that work just fine. The Gen One mags were too tight, but we bumped them out on the next gen and turned the springs pressure up 15% and haven’t had one fail for a long time. 

Yeah, us poor loony storm-trooper gun nuts… (and why the hate for storm troopers? I see the 501st at all the sci-fi conventions, and they’re a perfectly nice bunch)

I don’t know why in the world we could possibly assume that Barack Obama will do anything negative to the gun industry, despite the fact that the new attorney general was the #2 to the woman that waged non-stop war on the gun business for eight years, congress is run by a lunatic that wants to ban guns, Barack has said he wants to bring back the federal assault weapons ban, you can read the text of HR 1022 that didn’t get out of committee to see exactly what the democrat wishlist is, and the vice-president is the man that actually wrote the last ban…

Yeah… we’re just paranoids.  Silly, silly gun nuts.

But I do have some news for the people that take issue with me. I’m not just selling guns to racist stormtrooper hillbillies. I’m selling guns to everybody. My customer base looks more like America than Barack Obama’s cabinet. I’ve sold guns to people who don’t speak English. I’ve sold guns to Asians, Blacks, Hispanics, Arabs, Mormons, Catholics, Muslims, Buddists, Wiccans, Lesbians, a Democrat state legislator, the head of a union that supported Obama, and your momma. 

Self defense is a human right.  Ironically it is the so-called champions of freedom and diversity and acceptance that want all of us to be defensless and dependant on the teat of government to protect our sorry asses.  It isn’t just people like me that are worried about having guns banned. I’ve sold piles of guns to brand new people recently. People who have never in their life thought about it, but are worried now. I’ve sold guns in the last month to HIPPIES. I didn’t even know we had those anymore!  

Everybody needs guns. 

You got a problem with that?

Too damn bad. Because we’re going to keep selling them as long as we can.

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WatchPoint
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WatchPoint
7 years 11 months ago

Thank You – Well Said.

Dave Sohm
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7 years 11 months ago

Anyone who’s met you can’t call you a racist. Sarcastic, sure, but not racist. Intimidating maybe, because you’re big, but not racist.

gundoctor
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7 years 11 months ago

Ok, so maybe it’s the Porter Rockwell side of me coming out but what the hell does being Mormon have to do with anything. Thats one of those “say it to my face” type of comments. I say we drop them in the middle of the Iraqi Red Zone with a sign that says ” American Terror Hunter” and see how long he lasts.

Kristopher
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7 years 11 months ago

Plenty of hippies out here in the Pacific North Wet … they are just thin on the ground in Utah.

Jennifer
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7 years 11 months ago

Congratulations on your fame!

Outbreak
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7 years 11 months ago

I can’t do anything but laugh at the clowns on the interwebz who can’t make their point without four-letter words. Don’t get me wrong, I love four-letter words, but I can make a good point without them. Of course, when I publish online, I AM making a point. That guy obviously had no such motivations.

NC
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NC
7 years 11 months ago
Wow, does this mean I’m a bigot by association? Seriously, Larry, when you have left wing hacks issuing shill denouncements that you’re a RAAAAAAACIST!, it means you’re going places. Think about it, my friend. You’ve been the subject of a liberal Two Minutes Hate. You have ARRIVED. There’s GOT to be a way we can use this to sell books. For those of you who don’t know, Larry isn’t white. His father is a dark-skinned Portugese immigrant and his mother was born in Africa. He lived for two years in inner-city Birmingham, literally in the proverbial Hood, which is two… Read more »
Anthony
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7 years 11 months ago

When hippies are buying guns, you know the gun culture has arrived at… something.

Nick
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7 years 11 months ago

Nice, Godwin’d in the second post!

Anthony: If the gun culture can turn a hippie into a real person, I’d call that “something” for sure.

perlhaqr
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perlhaqr
7 years 11 months ago

Awww, Larry’s not that big. 😉

10%
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7 years 11 months ago

[quote]Stormtrooper Hillbillies[/quote]

Theseuns ain’t the droids we’s lookin fer ya’ll! Go on, git!

Something tells me this is going to be in a future book.

Mikee
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Mikee
7 years 11 months ago

That there blaster rifle hangin’ over the fireplace – that was my grandpappy’s, from the Clone Wars…..

NC
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7 years 11 months ago
Hippies aren’t people. Everyone knows that. They’re really a form of anthropomorphic algae that survive primarily on tetrahydrocannabinol, “organic” produce, and Starbucks. Here are some helpful tips to remember: -For every one hippie you see, there several, if not dozens, that you don’t. -Remember to air out your garage and basement every spring to ensure you don’t have an infestation. -If you DO have an infestation, the best remedy is the repetitious playing of loud Death Metal or other hard rock. (Disturbed, Slayer, and Drowning Pool are all effective.) Remember, Hippies cannot, and will not, “thrash”. -Hippie drum circles can… Read more »
Sigivald
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Sigivald
7 years 11 months ago

My guess is that “storm troopers” refers back to the Nazis again, not to Star Wars.

They did, after all, invent the term, and Lucas copied it from them, quite intentionally.

(Though, on the other hand, someone who can’t tell a plural from a possessive [“Storm troopers” is plural. “Storm trooper’s” is possessive.] might not have that clear of a grasp of history.)

"Lee N. Field"
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"Lee N. Field"
7 years 11 months ago

“I think that this is an example of one of those classical things where if you disagree with somebody on the internet, then you must be racist or a nazi.”

“Reducio ad Hitlerum” (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reductio_ad_Hitlerum).

“It is a variety of both questionable cause and association fallacy. The phrase reductio ad Hitlerum was coined by an academic ethicist, Leo Strauss, in 1953. Engaging in this fallacy is sometimes known as playing the Nazi card.[1][2]”

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[…] Larry: But I do have some news for the people that take issue with me. I’m not just selling guns to racist stormtrooper hillbillies. I’m selling guns to everybody. My customer base looks more like America than Barack Obama’s cabinet. I’ve sold guns to people who don’t speak English. I’ve sold guns to Asians, Blacks, Hispanics, Arabs, Mormons, Catholics, Muslims, Buddists, Wiccans, Lesbians, a Democrat state legislator, the head of a union that supported Obama, and your momma. […]

Ed Hunt
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Ed Hunt
7 years 11 months ago

I disagree with the term “gun nuts”. The word means someone who isn’t quite right in the head.
Is this what the author wants people to think about him?
A “gun owner” or “gun fancier” is much more appropreate a term and doesn’t bring to mind someone who might “go off his rocker” and start shooting at random.

raven
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raven
7 years 11 months ago
HEY! I used to be a hippie! Easy man! Course, I was the only hippie I knew who carried a 1911 and a bowie knife! Got a bit dicey with the peace and love crowd. “hey, whats that, a bong?” “no, darlin’, it’s a .45″. ” Seriously here, hippie is a sort of term like “liberal”, it does not mean what it used to . I can recall the original “Whole Earth Catalog” had a section on GUNS- Yes, those evil lead-chucking devil machines. See, hippies come in several types- ya got the weenie whiner city types , but there… Read more »
NC
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NC
7 years 11 months ago

Tee hee. Relax, I was jus’ funnin’. I have a good friend who describes herself as a “hippie”, and she also carries a Colt .45.

Most of my material came from a single episode of South Park, entitled, “Die, Hippie, Die!”.

Cartman: “I’ve been keeping this town safe from Hippies since I was five and a half.”

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