Why I would rather gouge my eyeballs out of my skull than vote for Barack Obama

“Look, I got two daughters — 9 years old and 6 years old,” he said. “I am going to teach them first about values and morals, but if they make a mistake, I don’t want them punished with a baby.”

Wow.  Just… wow.  This guy really sucks.  I mean, he really really sucks.  My personal political leanings are pretty darn obvious to anybody that reads this (I own a machine gun store, not a lot of Democrats in that line of work) so you can be relatively certain that I don’t like Barack Obama, but I think I actually hate him.

Well, I suppose somebody could say that by saying that, I’m racist or something, but hell, I’m blacker than Barack Obama.  My Mom’s from Africa and I at least grew up poor.  Let me see, how many times have I gone windsurfing on Maui… uh… NONE, but I have witnessed a crack dealer in Birmingham beat a man with a baseball bat and push him off a 2nd story balcony, so maybe Barack can educate me on the “Black Experience”.

No, I hate him because he’s a socialist idiot pretty-boy waste of precious oxygen.   

Here is a man that hates America.  He goes to a church that hates America and preaches that the CIA invented AIDS and crack to keep the black man down.   I don’t know about you guys, but if I was an evil mastermind intent on destroying a people, I would have to be pretty friggin’ clever to do it using drugs (that the victims have to actually purchase) or diseases you probably aren’t going to get unless you do a lot of really stupid shit. 

His wife, who makes $300,000 a year, lives in a mansion, and went to an Ivy Legue school talks about how America sucks and keeps the black man down.   I make like 15% of what she does, grew up in the sticks, went to a school where only half of us spoke English, and the half that spoke English, the other half could read, and put myself through a land grant university by working full time and taking 18 credits a semester, only to claw and scramble my way to some small form of success… but apparently I only made it that far because I’m like one shade lighter than her idiotic husband, because you know, America’s a bunch of rednecks intent on keepin’ her man down.

He bowled a 37.  A friggin’ 37?  My 7 year old can bowl a 37.  She’s 3 feet tall! 

Why are Democrats eunuchs?  John Kerry belly crawling after deer and Obama tossing efeminate gutter balls… The only Democrat that’s a man is Hillary, but she’s too busy dodging sniper fire.

Oh, this election has got me just filled with warm fuzzies.  John McCain sucks, but he’s like the 2nd coming compared to the other side’s twin sacks of crap. 

Copies of the 1st edition of MHI are available at Uncle Hugos

This was just brought to my attention that Uncle Hugos ships books too, and they have some of the soon-to-be-discontinued version of MHI on hand.   

Uncle Hugo’s Science Fiction Bookstore
Uncle Edgar’s Mystery Bookstore
2864 Chicago Avenue South, Minneapolis MN 55407
Phone: 612- 824-6347 Fax: 612-827-6394
E-mail: UncleHugo@aol.com
Hours
M – F 10am – 8pm
Sat. 10am – 6pm
Sun. noon – 5pm

I also just found out that I was #3 on their best seller list last month.  The list is going to appear in Entertainment Weekly sometime soon, so be on the look out for it. 

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