Save the Earth. Milk a rat.,2933,312176,00.html

So Heather Mills McCarthy, or whatever the hell her name is now, is going to save the world from farting cows, because it is better for Mother Earth if we drank rat’s milk instead.

No, I’m not making that up.  Click the friggin’ link.  That is too stupid to make up.  I would be ashamed if I came up with that for a piece of fiction.  It is too trite, too impossible, too dumb.  My editor would tell me that nobody would buy that, and my readers would get mad for stereotyping idiot celebrities and environmentalists.

Fat Tony did this on the Simpsons.  Little did I realize that Fat Tony was such a sound environmentalist.  Al Gore would be pleased.

If they’re so damned worried about farting destroying the world, they should go away.  I’ve never met a vegan that wasn’t gassy. (and self righteous, but that goes without saying)


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