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cmblake6
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cmblake6
8 years 4 months ago

Oh damn these were good. Came in from SayUncle, and had to come see what you did. I knew it’d be good, but DAAAAAMMMNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Utter coolness. Because we suck, and they hate us.

Dude
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Dude
5 years 11 months ago

These are all retarded. Not funny, just stupid.

Ted N
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Ted N
5 years 11 months ago

Yes, they are funny. HK still hates you.

Hans Gruber
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Hans Gruber
5 years 6 months ago

The same people who piss on H&K for being overrated and overpriced, referring to us H&K owners as mall ninjas, are the same fools paying as much for a Sig P226 jus’ cuz “the Seals” use one, or paying even more for an ornate and obsolete 1911 paperweight which needs an $80 trigger job just to make it work half decent. Yippee Kai-yay to all you, “John Waynes”.
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Joe in PNG
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Joe in PNG
5 years 6 months ago
Just out of curiosity I decided to do a little price point comparison. To make it as apples to apples as possible I decided to compare H&K’s plastic framed double action pistols to other major manufactures plastic framed double action pistols. And to keep the price points even, I went with standard sized guns in .40S&W, and got the prices from the “Cheaper that Dirt” website. And so, the average price for a .40S&W, plastic framed high cap pistol with a (mostly) Browning derived locking mechanism from major manufactures like Beretta, FN, Glock, S&W, Sig, and Walther is about $505.… Read more »
Hans Gruber
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Hans Gruber
5 years 6 months ago
Not sure what the point is here? That everyone should buy a gun like an appliance as if it were a toaster? Arguing over the value of anything is moot because it’s not up to you. The value of anything is up to the person buying it. People buy things – be it guns, cars, golf clubs, whatever – for more than its functionality. There is something called INTRINSIC value. If you don’t know what that is then GOOGLE it. People WILL buy things beyond its basic functionality. They will buy for image, or because they PERCEIVE it is a… Read more »
Joe in PNG
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Joe in PNG
5 years 6 months ago
My basic point was that H&K’s were really not worth the extra $200+ over its competition. And that if the basic dead stock H&K was inherently better; it would be the dominant gun in various Production class practical shooting sports. The other thing we are making fun of is the typical butthurt H&K fanboi. This type typically is very adamant about the Teutonic superiority of the HundK Wundergun over every gun evar. Because it’s use by teh Operators, and they are sooooo l33t! Note, read through the “H&K: Because You Suck and We Hate You” or “Furry the Teutonic Panda”… Read more »
Hans Gruber
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Hans Gruber
5 years 6 months ago
Joe, you are certainly entitled to your opinion and your reason to NOT buy H&K is as valid for you as my reason TO buy H&K is to me. That’s the whole point. To each their own. But why doesn’t anyone pick on Sig Sauer USA? Most people buy their stuff because the Seals use it. It has snob appeal as well so it is also MALL NINJA gear. Sig Sauer also have stratospheric priced guns and a gazillion so-called “special editions”. Ever look at their P226 line? Their marketing machine is way more prevalent and obnoxious than H&K’s. Not… Read more »
Hans Gruber
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Hans Gruber
5 years 6 months ago

Sorry I meant MANY people buy [Sig Sauer] because the Navy Seals use it. Not MOST.

My point is that many who are drawn to Sig Sauer are so because of the publicity it receives. Yes, it is a fine pistol but it also has an image attached to it that helps.

Joe in PNG
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Joe in PNG
5 years 6 months ago
It seems we kind of agree- most gun buyers tend to judge more by the kewl factor than by how good a gun really is. I mean, how many people bought PPK’s because of Bond, S&W 29’s because of Dirty Harry, Berettas because of the Matrix, or Taurus Judges because, hey… it fires .410 shells? Buying a gun because the Rangers or SAS carry it is a little more informed, but almost as bad. However, if one likes the Sig, again, more power to them. I can see the appeal in a da/sa metal framed pistol with a de-cocker. But… Read more »
Tam
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5 years 6 months ago

…your reason to NOT buy H&K is as valid for you as my reason TO buy H&K is to me….

Not necessarily.

But why doesn’t anyone pick on Sig Sauer USA?
I do, but it’s not as fun, because their fanboys don’t get as indignantly butthurt with the same charming regularity.

And as far as buying HKs? Well, I’ve owned a half-dozen or so, but I sure didn’t confuse them with magic wands, and I let some other fool take the big depreciation hit of buying them new, just like I did with my BMW roadster…

Hans Gruber
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Hans Gruber
5 years 6 months ago
Tam, on December 7, 2010 at 10:41 pm said: “…your reason to NOT buy H&K is as valid for you as my reason TO buy H&K is to me….” Not necessarily. ————————————————————— YES NECESSARILY… Do you care to elaborate on “Not necessarily”? Because you are wrong. You are being egocentric if you cannot understand why some people might choose Brand Y over Brand X. Doesn’t matter if it is guns, cars, or a pair of shoes. People buy to satiate unique and personal wants, beliefs, values,…it’s rooted in consumer behavior which says, in a nutshell, that people buy for different… Read more »
Nick Sharps
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Nick Sharps
5 years 6 months ago

There’s actually a reference to “Becuase you suck. And we hate you.” in this article but no nod to Correia….

http://www.cracked.com/funny-2939-top-10-mall-ninja-guns/

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Sman
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Sman
2 years 8 months ago

The hk m8 carbine… Actually made by colt.. Lol

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